The h2g2 Poem
Created | Updated Oct 22, 2003
Bathwater Blues
The water was running
out of the faucet
and onto the
floor and
it was
making
the bathmat wet
so I reached forward in the
tub but when you go forwards you
have to shift your legs to reach to the taps
and accidentally I stuck my toe into the faucet
and tried to shut the water off but it stayed on so
I shouted out for help but no one heard me yell
so I grabbed the vase on the ledge by the tub
and threw it at the open window with the
hope that someone would find it and
read the message I wrote on it.