h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

To the wide range of martmity diversity and subtlety addressed in the preceding Marmite conversations, I can add -- that similar to the French Camembert with cranberry sauce -- the Marmite experience can be made accessible for the sweet-toothed, who might not feel too comfortable in a pure butter and Marmite dominated environment:
A butter-Marmite-honey toast will cover all the taste buds you can think of, from bitter, spicy to sweet. It's indeed all you need for a fine allround eating experience!

S Schafer-Nameki

This is wonderful! For years I've been told by anybody who heard about this concoction that I was completely mad to eat it and that I was some kind of freak of nature, committing perversions against the environment and tampering with forces that I did not understand.

Now I find that I'm not alone after all. I shall sleep better tonight!