A Conversation for Microwave Ovens

MY FAVORITE MICROWAVE LINE

Post 1

Hoop the Mottle

My favorite microwave line comes from the Simpsons. Homer is heating something and anxiously counting down "15...14,,,come on! Come on!"


MY FAVORITE MICROWAVE LINE

Post 2

*!&%%! Hippie

Another funny thing...

The Welsh have been known to call the microwave oven a "clickety-ping", which tends to invite howls of laughter *miming prodding with long stick* "Howsat wurk then?"...

No offence intended to the Welsh as I am one. smiley - smiley


MY FAVORITE MICROWAVE LINE

Post 3

Hoop the Mottle

Sheesh!What do they call a condom?
A bouncity sproing?


MY FAVORITE MICROWAVE LINE

Post 4

Mat

"We can put a man on the moon but we still can't put metal in a microwave!" Anon

"They really seem like a good idea but after a year or so you realise you've paid a lot of money for a TV shaped clock that is always wrong." Ben Elton


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