h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I don't know? Ask the fish.

Wouldn't be such a great phenomenon if it didn't like coffee! Then again, maybe pouring coffee into your ear to keep him happy would be a pain.

Rather warm, at least!

unless he (she?) likes it iced?

Maybe, but who in their right mind would waste Iced Coffee by pouring it into your ear????

Is there such a thing as Iced Coffee??? If you put icecubes in a mug with decaf powder, how do you drink it?

Very carefuly. When I make Iced coffee I like to use ice cubes made of coffee instead of water. That way when tey melt they don't water the taste down. Viva la Cafe'

...and if you put little chains in the coffee, when it freezes you can wear the coffee cubes dangling from your ears p-00-q

Putting frozen steel into my ears is not exactly what I call a good idea though.

Does that mean that you call putting frozen coffee in your ears a good one?

I decline to comment on this issue. (I am practising for a career in government)

And I'm a Law Student - I'm supposed to imply that people mean things that they don't!

So, why is it that Nescafe tastes much better than Maxwell House? (desperate conversation)

But fresh ground beans from my corner Kaffe Hause is verily the best.

A Law student? Does that mean you have a BA in BS?

Mmmm. Sorry ben drinkinking. I'll be back. Back of Hondurus.

Erm, moving swiftly off the subject of Law (which I get enough of during the day), has anyone tried a mini-milky-mega-chocca-mocha??? If so, how big is it?

A lot depends on the size of the container

Small containers tend to be little and large ones are habitually big.

Indeed?

I think we're getting a little desperate here, so I guess we'd better start again.

My mum makes the worst coffee in the world - anyone who wants to learn how and why better reply

why would anyone want to know how and why to make the worst coffee in the world (but you notice that I'm replying, so I must be curious)?

I think that Bluebottle wants to take over the Coffee concessions for every major airport and hotel. I am not sure you can claim the *Worst* coffee untill you have tried Navy Coffee. It is served either in slices of in specialy treated nuclear waste containers, and has salt in it. It will keep you on you toes for a week tho.

Sounds like a combination of rum and tequilla. Make mine a double, hold the lemon.

The reason airport coffee is so bad is due to a long-standing feud beteeen ground hostesses and air hostesses,

Grand staff to air staff. "You upset me, so I will upset the passengers, so they will upset you."