h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Slips into a 151 coma. Sobers up gets drunk again.

Slips into a drunken sleep

Cigarette accidently ets fire to coffee plantation

We should invite Obscure over here to douse the flames with his tonic H2O system.

Did you invite Obscure over?

No but I will, We cannot let the plantations burn!

sorry, I didn't read far enough down before my rather hasty reply. Next time I'll know better and avoid the issue at hand deftly.

Irving as a reward for being humble, try this

To get the most flavour from your filter coffee, use cream instead of milk. Cream will make even a mediocre cup pretty damm good

Now back to the fire-fighting

Because Marv is currently pissed, he takes that idea to it's (I)Logical extreme. He starts pissing all about.

Dons raincoat, gumboots and ski mask

Does a little dance

Singing in the rain, just singing in the rain...

Marv can recomend a good head shrink for Loony!

Well at least the fire is out.

I might have a nice cup of licorice tea

And a banana

No Kumquats??????

OK - 2 kumquats - and a glass of kumquat brandy

...And a Kumquat in a pear Tree...

A coffee bean in his ear

But is there enough room for the babel fish?

Loony has two ears to the best of my knowledge. He will be all right.

Only two?

Three ears, I picked one up in Rome some years ago

Do babel fish like coffee??? ?