h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

My ex boyfriend is a tattooist, and one drunken night he let me use his tattoo machine to tattoo 'f##K the cistern' across my friends leg, really big. it's pretty awful, but funny, none the less

I think the worst tattoos out there are names of some significant other. Who knows if you'll be together forever or not, even if you are married. The only name that should be put on your body forever is a child who is your blood realitive possibly your parents.