h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

...being a Brewers fan?

I certainly haven't.

Currently the Brewers are on a nine-game losing streak... we just built them a new multi-million dollar stadium with a ROOF that MOVES, presumably to keep the few spectators remaining should it start to rain mid-game...

We hosted the All-Star Game this year and got stuck with Bud Selig calling the game, in an extremely unpopular decision that was apparently made to protect the heavily insured rotator cuffs of the all-star pitchers, none of whose mothers would allow them to play for more than an inning, to keep their nice new shirts from getting dirty. Also, there weren't nearly enough buses to get the fans back to their hotels, motels, friend's cousin's houses, etc., which actually was Milwaukee's fault...

Admittedly, I am one of little faith, and not a baseball fan at all... on the contrary, I have been a Packers fan (my mother grew up in Green Bay) for most of my life, and probably will remain so, despite the team's slide since Holmgren left.