A Conversation for Things That Make Your Skin Crawl

Celine Dion voodoo doll. It works!!!!

Post 21

Damon the Demon

She has been removed for a year at least to look after her husband who I believe has cancer. looks like my voodoo doll of her worked to some extent then.


Celine Dion voodoo doll. It works!!!!

Post 22

$u$

It's so reassuring to know that so many of my fellow researchers share my distaste for CD. It helps me know I've found a place where I can start to fit in!

But there are other musicians/music which I don't have a taste for. So why is it that when CD comes on the radio, she is the only one that I simply cannot bear to listen to, and feel compelled to switch it off? What is it about her 'music' that really touches me...



...in the pit of my stomach?!

'sus smiley - bigeyes


Celine Dion voodoo doll. It works!!!!

Post 23

Icarus

Evil. Pure and simple.


Evil yes but at least I can fly

Post 24

Damon the Demon

Evil yes Mr Icarus but at least when I fly I take a plane, I dont just glue feathers to my arms with a pritstick and jump off a cliff. Maybe we should do that to Celine. No, lets just chuck her off a cliff.


Evil yes but at least I can fly

Post 25

Alon (aka Mr.Cynic)

Isn't it Ironic?


Evil yes but at least I can fly

Post 26

Icarus

I just took his name, not his idea. I have an A.N.G.E.L. series VII flight pack with integrated anti-gravitational technology and vacuum-enabled wing technology. So there.


Evil yes but at least I can fly

Post 27

Icarus

I just took his name, not his idea. I have an A.N.G.E.L. series VII flight pack with integrated anti-gravitational system and vacuum-enabled wing technology. So there.


Evil yes but at least I can fly

Post 28

Damon the Demon

hahah Now, now, you got so excited there you posted it twice.


Evil yes but at least I can fly

Post 29

Icarus

It wasn't me! It was the one-armed man!


Evil yes but at least I can fly

Post 30

Alon (aka Mr.Cynic)

Isn't it Ironic?


Evil yes but at least I can fly

Post 31

$u$

It's so reassuring to know that so many of my fellow researchers share my distaste for CD. It helps me know I've found a place where I can start to fit in!

But there are other musicians/music which I don't have a taste for. So why is it that when CD comes on the radio, she is the only one that I simply cannot bear to listen to, and feel compelled to switch it off? What is it about her 'music' that really touches me...



...in the pit of my stomach?!

'sus


PS smiley - winkeye


Evil yes but at least I can fly

Post 32

Alon (aka Mr.Cynic)

Hey! You said that yesterday!
Isn't it Ironic?


Evil yes but at least I can fly

Post 33

$u$

It's so reassuring to know...........



Hey... who put this black fly in my Chardonnay?

'sus smiley - bigeyes


Deja voodoo

Post 34

Damon the Demon

Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit. I love it!!!


Evil yes but at least I can fly

Post 35

Damon the Demon

One armed man. NO wonder you couldnt bloody fly.


Deja voodoo

Post 36

Alon (aka Mr.Cynic)

Do you mean you love sarcasm or irony.
According to my school's English Lit. teacher, Sarcasm is bitter and done with the intention to hurt. Irony is saying something which should be obvious (to most) to be false for the sake of humour. Ironic is when an event has a sense of Irony. Unfortunately Ms. Dion does not understand this.


Evil yes but at least I can fly

Post 37

Icarus

I have two arms thank you very much. Check the pic for heaven's sake. The guy responsible for me double-posting (let's call him "Bob") is the one with only one arm.


Evil yes but at least I can fly

Post 38

$u$

Sarcasm is certainly not the lowest form of wit...you just have to understand irony and humour to be able to fully appreciate it! smiley - winkeye

Few do though. smiley - sadface

'sus


Irony

Post 39

Alon (aka Mr.Cynic)

Seems h2g2 is a collection of those who do smiley - smiley.


Irony

Post 40

$u$

smiley - smiley For that, I shall be eternally grateful! smiley - winkeye

Hey Alon - wasn't your name somewhat longer yesterday?!?

'sus


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