The h2g2 Poem
Created | Updated Jul 13, 2006
I'll Have A Coffee, Two Sugars Please
Who would have thought
It is no more.
Who would have thought
It is gone half past four.
I dilly and dally
To the days end,
But then I rally
Just one more will I send.
I am frantic and rushed
One more must I do.
I am pushed, I am pushed
So much to get through.
I sit and fold
Till my fingers ache.
One more I am told
I think I will break.
The phone is ringing
Oh what now, I think,
And more they are bringing
I think I will sink.
I lick and stick
And fold them in two.
I will be sick
If more I must do.
Who would have thought
So hard I strive.
Who would have thought
It is gone half past five.
To and fro
Until I am dead.
Time to go
Enough said.
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