h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

SPOKEN:
My Next song, is en chen d'amour, a song of lurve,
he loves her, and she loves him, but they cannot be married.
Because they are too closely related, they are, husband and wife.

It's called, it's called, "Crepe Suzette" which is in English "A Flaming Hot Dish", and so is Suzette...

SUNG:
Anis Sior, Que Alis Pansonori?, Faut t'jour, Reconnaissance
Hamersmith Palais De' Dancer, Badinage, My Crepe Suzette.
Double Entendre, Restaurant , Jaques Cousteau, Yves Saint Laurent
Ou est la plume de matante?, C'est la vie my Crepe Suzette

Corsage, Massage. Feres Jaque?
Salon, Par Avion, Petula Clarke.
Fiancee, Ensemble, Lonyetta, Lingerie, Eau de Toilette
Agolwas, mmmm, Cigarette, Entourage my Crepe Suzette

Citron, Mirage, Carvela,
Audurve, BRUT and Chenille, Chaise longue, Sasha Distel
Fuselage my Crepe Suzette

Pas n'est, Bidet, Bidet?, Commissionaire,
Mon repos, Bridgette Bardos, Je Sans Froniter.
SPOKEN "It's a Knock out innit? Yeah The song, not the French!"

SUNG:
Faux Pas, Gongui, Espionage,
Brie, Camembert, Fromages
Mayonnaise, All Night Garage
R.S.V.P. My Crepe Suzette

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SUNG:
honi soit qui mal y pense (faux toujour?), Reconnaissance
Hammersmith Palais De Dance, Badinage, My Crepe Suzette.
Double Entendre, Restaurant , Jacques Cousteau, Yves Saint Laurent
Ou est la plume de ma tante?, C'est la vie my Crepe Suzette

Corsage, Massage. Freres Jacques?
Salon, Par Avion, Petula Clarke.
Fiancee, Ensemble,( Lornette?), Lingerie, Eau de Toilette
gaulloise,( mmmm )Cigarette, Entourage my Crepe Suzette

Citron, Mirage, (caravelle?),
hors d'oeuvre, BRUT and Chenille, Chaise longue, Sasha Distel
Fuselage my Crepe Suzette

bon appetit, Bidet?, Commissionaire,
Mon repos, Bridgette Bardot, Jeux Sans Frontiers.
SPOKEN "It's a Knock out innit? Yeah The song, not the French!"

SUNG:
Faux Pas, ennui, Espionage,
Brie, Camembert, Fromages
Mayonnaise, All Night Garage
R.S.V.P. My Crepe Suzette