A Conversation for Murphy's Law

Murphy's law of computers:

Post 1

Dancer (put your advert here)

A computer will always to what you tell it to do, but only rarely do whay you mean it to do.

smiley - hsif
Dancer


Murphy's law of computers:

Post 2

Yelbakk

The old software will never run on the new hardware.

The computer you did not buy will turn out to be tested best.


Murphy's law of computers:

Post 3

Konfuze

but, by using computers the law that
- everything that can go wrong will go wrong -
has been optimized


Murphy's law of computers:

Post 4

D-Mo: King Sporan Farmer and Keeper of small pieces of pink putty called Gerald

Utilizing Microsoft's sub-theorum we can assume that anything that can go wrong with a computer will be therefore programmed as a bug into the newest version of the software.

The more hardware develops and becomes more susceptible to desruption then the more extensive the bugs.


Murphy's law of computers:

Post 5

Zak T Duck

If a computer is operating correctly it is probably broke.


Murphy's law of computers:

Post 6

Dancer (put your advert here)

This one reminds me of the kinder garden joke about the drunk snake smiley - laugh

smiley - hsif
Dancer


Murphy's law of computers:

Post 7

Researcher 234787

The law of Anything that can go wrong, will go wrong, is actually Anything that can go wrong will go wrong, and at the worst possible time. That law is the fundamental law in wrting software for Micros### SIGNAL LOST###


Murphy's law of computers:

Post 8

MrBucket

You can always count on computers to perform fast and acurate mistakes.


Murphy's law of computers:

Post 9

Dancer (put your advert here)

Goo one smiley - smiley

It is the funniest thing you posted here now:
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smiley - hsif
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