The h2g2 Poem
Created | Updated Sep 3, 2003
Not Grown Up - But Adult!
I am your scariest nightmare,
I am your dreams come true.
I'm sex on legs for one man
-I laughed, but he says that its true.
I am a scatty eccentric,
I run my business quite well.
I'm laid back, I'm quite easy going.
I'm the evilist bitch from hell.
I am utterly ruthless,
I'm as soft as melted icecream.
My dress sense occasionally's lacking
And I can't always say what I mean.
I'm dyslexic, I stutter and stammer,
I'm erudite, witty and smart.
I care for the lost and the homeless,
Mum tells me I haven't a heart.
I've fought demons and pain and addictions,
I've rewritten a horrible past.
I am me - a bit new, a bit wobbly,
But delighted - I'm adult at last!