h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Just pottering around in the course of your average day and I often come across an occasion when a dispenser, strategically placed would be so handy.

By the meat counter at the supermarket for example, I invariaby pick up a pack that has been dripped on by the one above or behind and end up with sticky fingers.

Ooooh, good idea!

Do Sainsburys or Tesco's have a customer suggestion box?

Our Sainsbury's branch doesn't. No2 son used to w*rk there and he said it was used for depositing rubbish in! When I asked him if he passed on customers' suggestions, he said 'no they were usually too rude'

It has just accord to me that a whole generation of kids (mine included) have grown up with out being told to spit on a hankie in order to have their faced scrubbed of food/drink stains!

I clearly remember sitting in the car outside my grnadmother's house suffering this indignity!