h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Sadly, he isn't very funny at all these days.

Black Sabbath managed to get at least four different singers who make Ozzy look positively amataur after he was kicked out, yet he gains the credit not for being on those first few groundbreaking albums, but for having a bloody show on MTV that gets tiresome quite quickly (especially when Kelly's onscreen) and lasts about 20 minutes once you take out all the goddamn adverts. Ozzfest is great is you like angsty pop music with guitars. God, the level that Sharon runs his life and career is embaressing. There are countless people out there who could well be more deserving of this attention - they still have most of their integrity intact and don't need a ball & chain to tell them what day of the week it is

Blimey you dont expect Life to be FAIR do you?

Yeah, I'm afraid that's showbiz for you.

Oh, trust me, I'm all for the greedy, selfish exploits of rock stars (I am a big Hair Metal fan ), it's just that Ozzy is an embaressing and very sad example of it. It's not even him doing it, it's his wife! Oh my GOD!!!!

Actually I think it's rather cool that an icon of old school heavy metal has found a whole new lease of life with the MTV generation.

Sharon...yeah, well, she out-bitches most women I know! But she does make good telly

So what music d'you listen to these days?

Meh, whatever takes my fancy! The list on my page will give you an idea. Recently I'm craving some really dirty, evil Thrash Metal so I put on some old Slayer...picked up some Apocalypse and Devastation LPs (don't worry, I'd never heard of them either) which should satisfy my urges...but I think now's the time to form another band cos I don't fancy having to go buy shedloads of albums AGAIN in order to satisfy these musical cravings