A Conversation for Tips on Moving in with Someone

Aha I seem to have set this up quite well

Post 1

Acid Override - The Forum A1146917



I'm moving in with 3 others (inc Nexakill and VIP from this site, though I met them both in RL before coming here)

They are all abroad giving me a chance to scheme. So I've looked over the list of problems people talk about and have some vauge ideas worked out.

---private time---

Shouldn't be a problem. Everyone has a room. Nobody enters unless invited. Unless its me wanting to rifle through peoples things. But thats been covered already smiley - sadface

---food---

We have already established that our food tastes do not overlap at all (We even won't eat the same bread/butter). This is good, we will all have to get our own. It also means anyone not cleaning up after themselves can be identified more easily.

---privacy---

Personally I belive privacy is a bad thing and do my best to undermine it. The people i'm living with know this and have extracted the appropriate promises from me (I've never broken a promise and I want to keep it that way) I think nexakill intends to put a lock on her door. Good for her.

---rescources---

Fridge&Freezer provided. I've given up my TV to the living room. We have a computer each. Two fridges should mean we don't fight too much over space.

---toilet seat---

The toilet seat is not attached to the toilet properly. The result of which is that it will not stay up unless held up.

---sex---

VIP was the only one who moved in with me. The others have yet to choose a room. We had already diced for it and she got the box room. This left me free to comandeer the only room with a double bed. Since I have a snowballs chance in hell of getting a girlfriend we should all sleep relatively soundly. If not I'll go and cheer the offending couple on until they get embarresed and stop.



I think im covered for most things. Now I just need to wait for them to get back to the UK and watch the carefully laid plans all fall to peices.


Aha I seem to have set this up quite well

Post 2

Formication

I always used to enjoy flushing the toilet at the moment of climax.


Aha I seem to have set this up quite well

Post 3

Acid Override - The Forum A1146917

lol. I am impressed by your creulty, any other suggestions? smiley - winkeye


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