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Help! As mother of the bride, and possessing dreadful hair that gets quickly squashed when wearing a hat, is it good form for me to keep my hat on throughout the reception. Before the evening party, I can escape and re-do my 'crowning glory', but dread sitting at the top table throughout the reception with my hair looking like road kill. Please advise

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Here's an answer before you shift it. Twice in the last couple of years I have worn a hat through the wedding breakfast. Having spent a small fortune on them, it seems only fair to get as muck mileage out of them as possible. Up until fairly recently, ladies did not take their hats off when they were in someone else's house.