A Conversation for How They Get Stripes on Toothpaste
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Shipwrecked Started conversation Jun 4, 2003
Thanks for the explanation! Now I shall rig up a condom, partially filled with grape jelly, and some artfully perforated catheter tubing to produce a similar effect. This ought to impress the ladies! No more complaints about the taste, at least...
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Dr Hell Posted Jun 5, 2003
. It won't work unless you apply pressure to the jelly.
If you're using a catheter ( OUCH! ) why use a condom in the first place?
HELL
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Shipwrecked Posted Jun 5, 2003
Well I have to admit, the whole idea is indeed more pain and bother than it's worth, but then so is golfing and look how many people insist on doing that! 
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Dr Hell Posted Jun 5, 2003
Still I don't think the taste of the 'toothpaste' would be improved if you mix it with jelly... I once tried mixing the 'toothpaste' with sour-cream. She said it didn't work.
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Shipwrecked Posted Jun 5, 2003
I'm trying to picture the mechanics of your, erm, gastronomic experiment..... I just can't "come" to grips with it! Did you spoon feed her a sour cream chaser? Or did you stand over her baked potato and "garnish" it? The mind boggles..... 
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Dr Hell Posted Jun 6, 2003
Well, first of all we were messing about with fruit and sour-cream to start with. Y'know... the late 80's... So all the foodstuff was there anyways. Then she ate the toothpaste and took a spoonfull of sour cream.
That was a long time ago...
HELL
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