h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

My crew buddies and I swear by it though. Unfortunately, it requires the ability to operate a blender while hungover, and if you're in a dorm, the noise of it may wake up other hungover students and cause them to break down your door and lynch you. BUT... if you can handle liquids, try this on for size:

1. Take 2 aspirins
2. Take 200mg cysteine (get it at the GNC)
3. Take 1 multivitamin
4. Mix the following ingredients together in a blender:


1 banana
1 small can V-8
6 large strawberries
2 tablespoons honey
1 cup orange juice
1-2 cups milk (or soy milk), to desired consistency
¼ tsp. salt

5. Pound it.

6. Pound one 20 oz. bottle of Gatorade.
7. Drink a 2-liter bottle full of water throughout the day.