h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

So many Brits and Aussies posting here..We?ll get a bad reputation!

Here is my sure-fire-never-failed-except-once hangover cure:

1. 3 Cigarettes (if you smoke ? if not pretend to smoke)
[For the stimulant effects of nicotine]

2. Instant coffee with two spoons and lots of milk
[For the stimulant effects of caffeine and the antacid effects of cow juice]

3. Aspirin & Paracetemol (you?ll find both co-habiting in over the counter remedies such as Anadin, so the two must be safe together)
[For the headache and general ill feeling]

4. A banana with a glass of water
[For the potassium and for re-hydration]

5. Diorolyte or similar re-hydration powders (available from pharmacies)
[Combat the dehydration and lost salts]

6. Another cigarette
[To calm the lungs]

7. 3 multivitamin/multimineral tablets
[To replace lost good stuff]

8. 1 cold can of beer (sipped, not quaffed)
[To make it all stop for an hour or so, in order to have another banana]

9. Another banana with cigarette (requires good hand to eye co-ordination ? never try to light a banana)
[For the hell of it]

10. Forget about the plans you had for the day, and go back to bed.
[For the love of God]

11. Wake up in the evening and go out again
[No reason except sheer idiocy?it will be Monday again soon?]

Works for me anyway?.

Love the other postings,

Eccentric (drunk)

Will go away and try this remedy now. Hope it works. Nothing else has.