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This week we feature two more masterpieces from Stealth Kam.

Hole

I been digging this grimassulous hole for so dreftingly long now.

Lets put away the drefttee spade and pace the thlusheous soil back to you

Come come come on! Being a Vogon is lonely

I'm stir crazy when I can't abduct you

I lose sleep just daydream about using my shiniest probes on you


smiley - aliensmilesmiley - aliensmilesmiley - aliensmilesmiley - aliensmilesmiley - aliensmile


The Scream

Serrasalmus, Pyoccentrus and Pygopristis in this bath

In the tub with me

Splish, splish and splish

SPLASH, SPLASH & SPLASH

Serrasalmus, Pyoccentrus and Pygopristis

I am taking bath

Creech! Creech! Creech!

Yikes oh me!

Yikes oh my!

Yikes!

My toes taken in the sluggish waters of this bath

Serrasalmus, Pyoccentrus and Pygopristis

Were in my bath.

smiley - aliensmilesmiley - aliensmilesmiley - aliensmilesmiley - aliensmilesmiley - aliensmile

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