CAC - 27.03.03
Created | Updated Mar 26, 2003
New and impervious, the Nerviest Column in the Post!
One sixe fits none and all Fits are subject to approvel by the Mangement before Refurds will be Destorbated.
In other words, watch your back, because I'm busy watching
mine!"1
Fiction 
Weird Science 
First/Personals 
Kitchen Syncronicities
Satire
Another experiment in typing. That's it, plain and simple. Me typing so that you can be aware of other people's typing. Buncha people typing. A couple of beads on a strand of mammal DNA away from, um, monkeys.
Monkeys typing.
All right, now, show of paws, who's got the Third ACT of Henry the VI?
And where's that sonnet I ordered last year?
With all the typing going on around here, somebody must have gotten close?
The theme of this year's pageant:
The Bucolic and Avuncular Mentor, Friend or Foe?
Last Scene Wearing:
Insanity, the definitive definition
by
evilbrummiegit
insanity and its uses
by
Lewisius
Nutters
by
T3E
10 tests to check your inner voices
by Jakse
The boilerplate:
And, finally, a warm thanks and a cold nose to those who have helped, offered help, almost but not quite assisted but haven't gotten in the way, and those with alien tracks on their foreheads and Groucho ashes in their breast pockets. We couldn't do it without you. The Committee for Alien Content(ment) salutes you!
This box of limbic lesions inspected and packaged by (tonsil revenge)!
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