h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

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Tuesday 28th June 2007
High Noon


HIDDEN/REMOVED POST NUMBER 21


aUNTIE mAUD Is A Prude
Well And Truly Stuck
In Political Correctitude,
Charityplayer Is Sometimes Crude,
Sometimes Rude But Never Lewd

So Bit By Bit
Until We Get To IT,
Here Is Post Number 21,
Because Freedom of Speech
Is The English Way,
And Black Jack To Parliament And To The English People
Has MORE About It All
To Say


HIDDEN/REMOVED POST NUMBER 21
Part i
Not Revised
Not Edited


Saturday 24th June 2007



Spelling In Post 19 Trindon Should Be Trimdon

Typo In Post 19 DoubleBownEuroBanker Should Be DoubleBrownEuroBanker



It Happens


IT HAPPENS,
FROM TIME TO TIME,
SAID THE ENGINEER FROM FIFE

SO KEEP YOUR HEAD UP,
AND HOPE AND PRAY,
THAT YOU NEVER
MEET
MY WIFE









Sunday 24th of June 2007



BLACK JACK IN THE GOVERNMENT DISPATCH BOX TO
THE MAN IN WHITE AND The Member of The Silent Majority IN THE PUBLIC GALLERY
THE HACKS IN THE PRESS AND MEDIA CIRCUS GALLERY
BROWN KING PHONY TONY CORPUS BLAIR
BROWN KING IN WAITING MISTER MONEYBAGS THE DOUBLEBROWNEUROBANKER
AND PARLIAMENT ASSEMBLED FOR LUNCH WITH THE PARLIAMENTARY SCRIPTWRITERS’ UNION








MORE












MORE WAR




On Wednesday 20th June 2007

Just Over Four Years Since The Defining Action of The 21st Century
As It Happens,
Corpus Blair At The Government Dispatch Box Began Again With His Respectful Military And Civil Condolences From The Heart
And Moved Quickly On To The Business of The Parliamentary Day As Usual

Bently Boy Did LikeWise In BentlyBoy Style

And Parliament Was Off To A Good Start With Question Number One
About Wot Has Her Majestys’ Prime Minister Been Doing Before Lunch Today


The Pleader of DemLibbers Soon Joined In

And Began LikeWise With His Respectful Military And Civil Condolences From The Heart

But The Audibility of His Respectful Military And Civil Condolences From The Heart
Was Drowned
By A Swirling Current of Rising Impatient Disorderly And Contemptible GETONWITHIT RabbleBabble

From The Ungrateful Brown Rabble Assembled For Lunch In The Palace of Westminster In Physical Reality

The Democratically Elected Political Representatives of The Common British People

Paying Their Respects To Tommy That Woz



Order
Said The Clown On The Speakers’ Throne
Putting the Cart Before The Horse And Bolting The Stable Door After

Order Order Order, OR der OR DER ORDER

Or Der

Order


It Was Not Long Before Phony Tony Corpus Blair Well And Truly Stuck In Accelerated Terminal CounterProductive ScriptStickers’ Dispatch Box Delivery & Battle Fatigue Mode

Was Bragging And Boasting
About When We
Came Into Power In 1997 Ten Years Ago

We Said This
We Said That
We Said The Other
We Did This
We Did That
We Did The Other
On It Went
It Was A Big Collective Red Ribbon Public Credit Day For We In Parliament

We Being The Collectively Responsible & Criminally Liable Parliamentary NewLabourInBlairVision2012Party
Having Their Cake And Eating It Too

Eating Credit Out of Brown Kings’ Full Can In Hand



Phony Tony Blair Had A Long List of Crime Is Down One-Liners

Including This Particular One

WE HAVE INTRODUCED ANTI-SOCIAL BEHAVIOUR


That Is Wot Corpus Blair Said In Parliament

WE HAVE INTRODUCED ANTI-SOCIAL BEHAVIOUR


And It Is A Demonstration And An Example of The Active Yang Principle of Chronic Accelerated Terminal CounterProductive Mental And Physical Dispatch Box Delivery & Battle Fatigue Mode

Because The Words On The Script Are These

WE HAVE INTRODUCED ANTI-SOCIAL BEHAVIOUR ORDERS
ORDERS
ORDERS
ORDERS
ORDERS


Hors D’Oeures

Upandownthecountry

But To No Avail

The Jug Is Full

The Jug Runneth Over




To Say WE HAVE INTRODUCED ANTISOCIAL BEHAVIOUR

Is Not A Slip of The Tongue

It Is An Omission And An Admission of Responsibility & Criminal Liability

A Case of Over Familiarity With Empty Meaningless Lines
It Gets To You In The End
You Get Tired
Bored
And Fed Up of Repeating Yourself Over And Over And Over Again
And You Forget Your ORDERS
You Forget To Stick To The Script
And You Let The Cat Out of The Bag
And
You Let The Prisoners Out of Prison

WE HAVE INTRODUCED ANTI-SOCIAL BEHAVIOUR
BEHAVOIUR
BEHAVIOUR
BEHAVIOUR

RESTRAINING
RESTRAINING
RESTRAINING

ORDERS
ORDERS
ORDERS

ORDERS










MORE






MORE LUNCH










Humble Pie



Brown King In Waiting Mister MoneyBags The DoubleBrownEuroBanker
Well And Truly Stuck In Accelerated Terminal CounterProductive BrownBleederFoot&Mouth Mode

Has Put Phony Tony PRIDE
Aside

For The Time Being





HUMILITY

Is The New MakeMineADoubleBrownBrand Hallmark

On Brown Kings’ Tarnished Copper Crown





Mister MoneyBags The DoubleBrownEuroBanker
Chancellor of Cromwells’ Exchequer For The Past Ten Years,
Has Promised To Be Your Humble british Pleader
For The Next Ten Years

Mister MoneyBags Is An Expert Long Distance Talker On The Parliamentary Pseudo-Subject of britishness

The HumbleBrownBleeder of The Humblebritish people

Upandownthecountry

As All True Parliamentarians Say In Parliament And In Public In Public In Public

And

In Face of The Fact That No Such Country Called Britain Exists In Physical Reality
CARBON COPY
In Face of The Fact That No Such country Called britain Exists In Physical Reality

Are They Completely Ignorant or Wot






No More



No More
Porage For
Parliament Och Aye

From Now On Try,
To Get By,
On Your Daily Slice
Of
National Pie





Sick Init





They Are Queuing Up For Seconds



One Flew Down From The Cuckoos’ Nest In The Roosting House

A NewBentlyTurboBoreyToryPartyLongDistanceFrontRunnerIn2012HumblebritainVision

Well And Truly Stuck In Accelerated Terminal CounterProductive GoingForGoldGongMode Said


NewDoubleBrownBrand2012Vision HUMILITY

IS A HARDWORKING BRAND
IT IS A VERY VERY HARDWORKING BRAND
UNDERSTAND

NewDoubleBrownBrand2012Vision HUMILITY

IT IS A VERY VERY HARDWORKING BRAND

IT IS A KNUCKLEDOWN KNUCKLEDOWN
VERY VERY HARD WORKING BRAND









Found
On A Bit of Brown Paper
In An Envelope
By A Removal Man Hidden In The Real Boring Useless Gordon Browns’ Personal Writing Desk
In Number 11 Clowning Street



Ancient Chinese Proverb


The Tao Of Victory

And The Hidden Virtue In Humility




PRIDE ALWAYS DELIVERS TO HUMILITY
B’COS PRIDE ALWAYS FALLS FROM GRACE
HUMILITY INHERITS THE EARTH
HUMILITY INHERITS PRIDES’ PLACE

PRIDE IN DISGRACE
ALWAYS TAKES HUMILITYS’ PLACE
HUMILITY TAKES PRIDE OF PLACE
A PLACE FOR EVERYTHING
AND EVERTHING IN ITS’ PLACE

PRIDE ALWAYS DELIVERS TO HUMILITY
PRIDE ALWAYS FALLS FROM GRACE
HUMILITY INHERITS THE EARTH
HUMILITY INHERITS PRIDES’ PLACE









Funny Init


NewDoubleBrownBrand2012Vision HUMILITY

IS A VERYVERY HARDWORKING KNUCKLEDOWN BRAND










MORE



Brown King In Waiting Has Promised An End to Political Spin
And
The Cult of Celebrity Personality

A Direct Reference To The Real Boring Useless Phony Tony Blair
And
His Personal Assumptive And Presumptive Cultivation of Self-Aggrandizement
And
Presidential Head of State Style
of
Self-Assumptive, Self-Nominated And Self-Appointed
Presumptive & PRIDEFULL National Political & Military

Leadership

Leadership

Leadership

Leadership


The Real Boring Useless Tony Blair Is An Expert Long Distance Talker On The Parliamentary Pseudo-Subject of Leadership



About Leadership


MORE
About Leadership
LATER

Friday29th June 2007



HIDDEN/REMOVED POST NUMBER 21
24th June 007
Post 21
Continuation Part ii

A Reference To The Present & The Former Blairbritishgovernment ambassador To The UsofA
Has Been Edited Out
For The Time Being

The PostScript Has Been Brought Forward For A Cheap Laugh




Funny Init

Brown King In Waiting Has Promised to Listen to the british people
When He Is Brown King Corpus Brown
The DoubleBrownEuroMonsterStateBankers’Banker In Physical Reality

And Involve The Public The Public The Public

In Making Major Government Policy Decisions

About Things Like


Immigration
Immigration
Immigration


Education
Education
Education


Our Society
Our Society
Our Society


English Culture

Scottish Culture

Welsh Culture

MonoCulture

MultiCulture

AgriCuture

Country Life

City Life

Street Culture

Gang Culture

Drug Culture

Knife Culture

Gun Culture

Crime Culture

Arming The Police

Paying National Insurance Stamp Contributions For The Past 60 Years

The Present State of The National Health Service
And
The Mental And Physical Health And Well Being of The Nation State

Parliaments’ Consistently Shabby And Shameful Treatment of The Second World War Widows United

And

About
Private Standards In Public Life

Political Corruption

Private Equity And National Asset Stripping

The Profit In Taking Military Action Against General Hussein

And

The Consequences Subsequences Ramifications And Eventualities
Found In The Act Of Parliamentary Acceptance
And
In The Act of Parliamentary Criminal Law Implementation of
The Simplified
EuroMonsterTurkeyStateUnionConstitutionDoubleBrownHumblebritainVision2012AndBeyondGBplcBrand
Treaty of Rome
Update/Amendment/Appendix

For Instance




Brown King In Waiting MisterMoneyBags The DoubleBrownEuroBanker Has Promised To Listen To The british people
And
Involve The Public The Public The Public
In Making Major BrownBootLickerBrand Cabinet Government Policy Decisions

That Is A Good One

The Public Are Found Out On The Littery Streets
And
The Public Do Not Speak or Listen to british

The Language Of The Public In Public Is GlobalGarble

And The Real Boring Useless MakeMineAHumbleDoubleBrownOne Gordon
Does Not Speak With Many Tongues

And Listens Only With Two Cloff Ears
In One Ear And Out The Other




And Anyway,
Brown King Phony Tony Corpus Blair Says Making Major Bleeding Brown Government Policy Decisions
Decisions
Decisions
Decisions

Is The Most Difficult Thing About Being A World Bleeder With A Bleeding Conscience

So How Can The Humble One Involve The Public The Public The Public
In Making Major BrownBootLickerBrand Cabinet Government Policy Decisions
Decisions
Decisions
Decisions


One May Wonder


Can Not HUMILITY Find
The InnerMost Public Mind
And Communicate With
IT

PRIDE Tried
And PRIDE Found IT
And IT
Was Full
Of
IT

Full of PRIDE
Now Set Aside
For In TRUTH
PRIDE Tried In VAIN

But HUMILITY Is A Very Very Hard Working Brand

FOR VANITY & PRIDE
TO HIDE INSIDE
AND TRY
AND TRY
AND TRY
Again



Postscript

Sunday 24th June 2007
4pm



Brown King In Waiting MisterMoneyBags The DoubleBrownEuroBanker
Is Now Official New/Old Labour Party Remains Bleeder
Upandownthecountry

Brown King In Waiting Made A Speech To The Party Remains And Began With These Words

It Is With HUMILITY
And With PRIDE
And With A Sense of DUTY
Etcetera
Etcetera
Etcetera
Etcetera



You Have To Laugh









This Is The Greatest Nation On Earth
So
IT
Has Been An Honour To Serve
IT

Who Said That One May Wonder



THE MAN WHO WOULD BE KING


THE KING IS NOT WHO YOU ARE
THE KING IS WOT YOU ARE,
SAID A VOICE IN THE DISTANCE,
A VOICE FROM AFAR

WHO YOU ARE
IS ANOTHER THING,
AND WHO YOU ARE,
IS NOT THE KING



Vulture Warpost
Friday 29th June 007



About Tommy & Jock That Woz

The Real Phony Tony Corpus BlairMonty Of Basra Said I AM TRULY SORRY
About The Dangers And Injuries And Fatalities
That They Her Majestys' Armed Forces Face In Mesopotamia And In Afghanistan
But That Is War
And I Am Moving On To Talk About It All For Less Money In Palestine
Brown King Corpus Brown The DoubleBrownEuroMonsterStateBankers’Banker Is Your New War Bleeder


Truly Sorry Is Truly Sad

SORRY

SORRY, SAID THE SINNER,
DEEPLY CONTRITE,
THINKING THAT THE DEVIL WOULD SAY,
THAT’S QUITE ALL RIGHT

SORRY IS AN ADMISSION,
IS WOT THE DEVIL SAID,
AND YOUR ACCOUNT WITH WE,
IS DEEP IN THE RED




fIN





PROMISES PROMISES





Brown King In Waiting Has Promised to Deliver Something Called Social Justice
And
Something Called Economic Progress

Fings Are Gonna Get Betta

We Are All Going To Live Happily Ever After




Promises


500 Years Ago
Machiavelli Wrote This Punch & Judy Line For The Registered Electorate of Today

Any Man Who Relies Entirely On Promises And Takes No Other Precautions Ensures His Own Ruin




You Have To Laugh



The Same Principle Applies To A Nation






MORE


MORE IS IN STORE







Finding Good Staff Is A Perennial Problem



The DoubleBrownEuroBanker Can Do No More Than Shuffle The Grubby Tattered Flagged Out 10 Year Old

NewLabourInBlairVision2012Brand PhonyTonyParliamentaryCronyPartyPack of

Bleaters, Pleaders, Followers And Wannabe Deputy Leaders

In The Vain Hope of Finding A Handful of HardWorking Humble BrownBootLickerCabinet Government Bleeders

That Have No Parliamentary Or Public Track Record To Speak Of



Brown King In Waiting Said The New Deputy Bleeder Should Be At The Heart of Government

And The Attorney General A lord peter gold Smith
Will Be Staying On In The Cabinet
At The Heart of New LabourInHumblebritainVision2012AndBeyond BrownBootLickerBrand Government





MORE

MORE WAR



The Chancellor of Brown Kings’ WarChest
Mister MoneyBags The DoubleBrownEuroBanker Well And Truly Stuck In Accelerated Terminal CounterProductive HumbleWarBleederInWaiting Mode

Went To Bhahghahdhahd
Saw The Dead Republic of Iraq With Hindsight Vision And Said
Costly Mistakes Have Been Made

Most Notably With Regard To Corporal BlairMontyOfBasra In Walsingham Mode
Consciously Deliberately And With Purposeful Intent
Putting Deceitful Political CampbellSpin
Onto Spurious Military Intelligence Misinformation
Found Planted On The World Wide Web
By A General Hussein Source….

And Then Presenting It Tarted Up To Parliament And To The Protestor In The Public Galleon
As A Criminally Lawful Practically Plausible And Fully Justified Pretext
For Parliament Supporting And Participating in Immediate UncleSamStyleShock&Awe Military Action
The Defining Action of The 21st Century A.D.
The Military Invasion of Mesopotamia And All Its’ Political Military And Civilian Consequences And Subsequences In Full

Shock And Awe
Is Wot We Saw,
When Uncle Sam Invaded Iraq,
Motorway Madness
From Basra To Bhahghahdhahd,
As The Army of Iraq Fell Back



Spiderman And The Art of Deception


WOT A TANGLED WEB WE WEAVE,
WHEN WE SET OUT,
TO DECEIVE,
SPINNING YARNS AND TELLING LIES,
THE TRUTH CONCEALED
IN
OUR
GUISE

WOT A TANGLED WEB WE WEAVE,
ALL PORK PIES AND MAKE BELIEVE,
WHEN WE SET OUT,
TO DECEIVE,
WOT A TANGLED WEB WE WEAVE

WOT A TANGLED WEB WE WEAVE,
EXPECTING OTHERS
TO BELIEVE,
HOW WE PLEAD AND BLEED AND GRIEVE,
WHEN WE SET OUT
TO
DECEIVE

WOT A TANGLED WEB WE WEAVE,
OUR VAIN AMBITION
TO ACHIEVE,
WHEN WE, IN OUR DUPLICITY,
SET OUT
TO DECEIVE,
WOT
A
TANGLED
WEB
WE WEAVE





The Chancellor of Brown Kings’ WarChest In Bhahghahdhahd
Went On To Say That The Press And Media Circus Hacks Should Move On

And

Point To The Light At The End of The Tunnel

And
Talk About The Future


So That Corpus Blair And Parliament Assembled Can Escape Justice
And Get Away With It All For Nuffing






MORE

MORE britain


The Real Boring Useless Phony Tony Corpus Blair

Well And Truly Stuck In Accelerated Terminal CounterProductive TellUsAllAboutIt Mode

Is Trying To Blame The Press And Media Circus Hacks For Everything


The Real Boring Useless Phony Tony Corpus Blair Is Reported To Have Said That

A Large Proportion of Press Coverage of Politics Upandownmycountrybritain And Upandownthecountrybritain

Consists of

Fiction

ProperGander

And
Gossip


And That
The Way Politics Is Reported

Is Undermining britains’

Self-Confidence And Self-Belief



i.e.

Undermining The Self-Confidence And Self-Belief of
The British People
The Blue People of This Sceptred Isle
Pagans And Christians Alike


But He Only Says That Because The Real Boring Useless Brown King Phony Tony Corpus Blair
Does Not Know The British People
He May Have Had Enough
But They Can Take More

The Real Boring Useless Brown King Phony Tony Corpus Blair

Has Nothing In Common With The English People

And Nothing In Common With The Scots Or The Welsh Either

Everything That He Thinks About Them In His Innermost Mind

And Everything That He Says About Them And Their InnerMost Thoughts In Physical Reality Is A Lie

A Slander

Post 21
Part iv




This Is For The Blue People From Charityplayer By Way of Cultural Compensation




The English



THE ENGLISH ARE AN IDLE RACE,
LAWNS THEY LIKE TO MOW,
THEY STARTED WORK ON ENGLAND,
A VERY LONG TIME AGO

BACK, AS THEY SAY,
AS IT HAPPENS,
BY THE WAY,
BACK
IN KING ARTHURS’ DAY

THE ENGLISH LOVE ENGLAND
THEY CALL IT HOME,
THEY CALL IT THIS SCEPTRED ISLE,
AND WHEN ENGLISH WIMMIN, Think Of England,
THEY JUST LIE BACK AND SMILE

THE ENGLISH LOVE THEIR QUAINT OLD WAYS,
HISTORY BOOKS AND SHAKESPEARE PLAYS,
CATS AND DOGS
PETS AND STRAYS.
MIDSUMMER NIGHTS AND RAINY DAYS

THE ENGLISH ARE A QUIET PEOPLE,
WHO LIKE TO LIVE IN PEACE,
PLAYING BOWLS AND SCORING GOALS,
FOR THE TIME BEING AT LEAST

THE ENGLISH SKIN IS VERY THICK,
THE UPPER LIP IS STIFF,
WOT’S THAT SMELL, SAY THE ENGLISH,
WOT’S THAT BLOODY WHIFF

THE ENGLISH PLAY CRICKET,
ON A STICKY WICKET,
TO GET EACH OTHER OUT FOR A DUCK,
RAIN STOPS PLAY,
ON AN ENGLISH SUMMER DAY,
SUCH, IS THE ENGLISH LUCK

THE ENGLISH SAY THINGS LIKE
FUNNY INIT,
AND CALL EACH OTHER MATE,
THEY LIKE THEIR TRAINS
TO BE ON TIME,
BUT ENGLISH TRAINS,
ARE
ALWAYS
LATE

THE ENGLISH PEOPLE I ONCE KNEW,
COULD OFTEN BE FOUND STANDING
IN
A
Q
’COS THEY THOUGHT THAT A PROPER ENGLISH KIND OF THING TO DO,
LIKE SAYING
PLEASE,
THANKYOU,
AND
AFTER
YOU

BUT THERE ARE NO MORE Qs
TO BE SEEN,
IN ENGLANDS’ LAND
ONCE, SO PLEASANT AND GREEN

THE SITUATION
LOOKS VERY GLUM,
WHEN THE BUS GETS HERE,
IT’S ALL DOWN TO A SCRUM

TALK ABOUT A CUSTOM LOST,
A CUSTOM LOST TO ENGLANDS’ COST,
WOTEVER IS THE QUEEN GOING TO DO,
WHEN SHE HAS TO GET THE BUS TO WORK,
JUST
LIKE
YOU

THE TRUE ENGLAND SUPPORTER,
HIS WIFE AND HIS SON
AND HIS LITTLE DAUGHTER,
THEY ALL SUPPORT ENGLAND
LIKE THEY OUGHTER,
THEY ARE LIKE MUD,
CLAY AND WATER

ALL’S FAIR IN LOVE AND WAR,
KEEP THE HOME FIRES BURNING BRIGHT,
GOD SAVE THE QUEEN SAY THE ENGLISH,
GOD SAVE THE QUEEN AND HER RIGHT



Ps

A ROSE BY ANY OTHER NAME,
CANARDLY BE A ROSE,
UNLESS SHE IS
AN ENGLISH ROSE,
AS EVERY ENGLISH SOLDIER
KNOWS







ENGLAND

In Words Found By William Shakespeare



This Royal Throne of Kings,
This Sceptred Isle,
This Earth of Majesty,
This Seat of Mars,
This Other Eden,
Demi-Paradise

This Fortress,
Built By Nature Herself
Against Infection
And The Hand of War

This Happy Breed of Men,
This Little World

This Precious Stone
Set In The Silver Sea
Which Serves It In The Office of A Wall,
Or As A Moat Defensive To A House,
Against The Envy of Less Happier Lands

This Blessed Plot,
This Earth,
This Realm,
This England






Not This britain

Not Mycountrybritain

Not The Upandownthecountrybritain

britain

Sick Init








GOD SAVE THE QUEEN


God Save The Queen From Brown King In SpeechWriting Mode

The Queens’ Speech By Corpus Brown Brown King

It Will Have To Have,

A Truly Humble Ring












The Queens’ Speech 2007

By Toad





The Mackerels’ Lot


I WOULD NOT MIND,
IF I HAD BEEN,
A KIND OF DIFFERENT FISH,
ONE THAT PERHAPS,
MAY HAVE ENDED UP,
ON A JAPANESE GOURMETS’
FANCY
DISH

WITH POISON FINS,
AND A BLOATERS’ BLADDER,
I WOULD HAVE BEEN ABLE TO CLIMB
UP, THE SOCIAL LADDER

BUT I HAVE ONLY BEEN A MACKEREL,
A MACKEREL IS ALL I HAVE BIN,
AND I HAVE ENDED UP,
IN TOMATO SAUCE,
SEALED UP IN
THIS
CAN
OF
TIN

WOW

4th July 007

HIDDEN/REMOVED POST NUMBER 21
Part iv

A Reference to The General Bush War On Iraq Strategy Has Been Put Into The Balaam Box For The Time Being



MORE


MORE EUROMONSTERMASH





Parliament Assembled Well And Truly Stuck In Accelerated Terminal CounterProductive
Rule of Parliamentary Criminal Law
Modus Operandi

Consciously And Deliberately Makes And Enacts Bad Laws

So That The Common People End Up
Appealing To The EuroMonsterStateUnionPoliticalCourt For Justice

In This Way Parliament Actively Undermines Justice In The United Kingdom
And Parliament Betrays The Common People To Boot
By Actively Contributing
To The Empowerment of The EuroMonsterStatePolitical&Bankers’Union In Physical Reality


Here Is One Recent Example of Phony Tony Corpus Blair The Blessed Global War On Terror Leader
Well And Truly Stuck In Accelerated Terminal CounterProductive PRIDEFULL WarBleederFoot&MouthMode

Actively Contributing To The Empowerment of The EU Brand Treaty of Rome EuroMonsterStateUnion
In Physical Reality


A Boarding Party of Royal Navy DeckSwabbers On Active War On Iraq Duty

Having Been Found Uniformed And Armed On A Civilian Vessel
By Iranian Navy Commandos In Disputed Local Blue Water

Fell Into The Hands of The President of The Islamic Republic of Iran

They All Said They Were Citizens of The United Kingdom In Physical Reality
And That They Swore Their Oath of Loyalty To Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth The Second
In Physical Reality

The Real Boring Useless corporal BlairMonty of Basra And Beyond
Well And Truly Stuck In Accelerated Terminal CounterProductive Axis of Evil MindMode
Got Angry And Demanded Their Immediate Release
And Started Mouthing Off About Illegality
And Illegal Military Action In Clear Blue Disputed Foreign Water
And Issuing Veiled Threats of Seriously Dire Consequences For The Islamic Nation of Iran

But Got Nowhere And Could Do Nothing About It

And Got No Help From General Bush



So Phony Tony Blair Appealed To The Prodi EuroMonsterState Toady And His Other EuroMates,

The Same People That He Had Boned During The Wind-up to And Execution of

The Defining Action of The 21st Century


The President of The EuroMonsterStateUnion Well And Truly Stuck In Accelerated Terminal CounterProductive GlobalPowerPunchingMode Saw The Political Advantage And Was Happy to Help

And
In Appropriately Strident Top Brass EuroMonsterStateUnion Manner & Mode
Told The President of The Islamic Republic of Iran
That The BlueBottles Are Not Wot They Appear To Be
And Not Wot They Said They Are

The President of The EuroMonsterStateUnion Said In Fact
Those british navy BlueBottles
Are First And Foremost European Citizens
They Are First And Foremost
European Citizens


Citizens of The EUBrand Treaty of Rome EuroMonsterStateEconomic&PoliticalBankers’Union In Physical Reality

Citizens of The United Kingdom That Have Lost Their Sovereignty In Physical Reality
Citizens of The United Kingdom That Have Lost Their Sovereignty In Physical Reality
Citizens of The United Kingdom That Have Lost Their Sovereignty In Physical Reality


Specimens


Citizens of The United Kingdom That Have Been Betrayed
And Are Being Betrayed
By Cromwells’ Succession Assembled In The Brown Parliament In The Palace of Westminster

Citizens of The United Kingdom That Have Lost Their Natural Sovereignty

In Physical Reality

So To Speak




Sad

Init


The Mullahs In The Islamic Court of Islamic Justice In The Islamic Republic of Iran Had To Decide
For Them It Was Akin To Making A Judgement of Solomon
And They Were Inclined To Treat It As A Military Matter
And Get It Over And Done With Before Lunch

But The President of The Islamic Republic of Iran Wanted To Play The Dirty Game For A Laugh Instead


The Political President of The Islamic Republic of Iran Is A Gentleman And A Joker Is He Not
A Pink Persian Underneath It All


Rather Than Embarrass The Queen By Treating It As A Military Matter

He Confiscated Their Military BlueBottleKit Mobiles Guns And ipods

And Dressed those citizens Of That EuroMonsterStateUnion In Designer EuroCivvies

And Sent Them Back Home In Their Mother Ship As A Gift

A Present To The British People

And A Constitutional Final Reminder

To The Blue People

Of This Sceptred Isle


And Got No Thanks From The Real Boring Useless Brown Bleeder Phony Tony Brown King Corpus Blair
OR FROM THE BROWN PARLIAMENT ASSEMBLED








Citizens of The United Kingdom In Physical Reality

Ought To Remember Wot Machiavelli Advised,

And Think Very Carefully

About The Benefit In Taking No Action And Conserving Your Constitutional Power

Before Voting Again For More


More Rule

More Rule Of The Redundant Party Political Brown Parliamentary Status Quo
Well And Truly Stuck In
Accelerated Terminal CounterProductive DoubleBrownBootLickerBrand Humblebritain2012AndBeyondTheHorizonVision Mode

The One Party State

The OneEuroParliamentaryPartyState



The Humble One


britain


In Physical Reality




Init




The One Party State

The OneEuroParty Traitors’ State
Well On Its’ Way
To Traitors’ Gate

Promise, Promises,

All Is UnDone,

The OneEuroPartyParliament

The BrownEuroParliament

Won





Take It For Nuffing From Machiavelli

Any Man Who Relies Entirely On Promises And Takes No Other Precautions Ensures His Own Ruin


And The Same Principle Applies To A Nation





MORE







MORE


MORE PORRIDGE





Party Political Parliamentary Democracy
And The Party Political Rule of Party Political Parliamentary Criminal Law In The United Kingdom
Is A Sham
A Public Deception
A Delusion

It Renders The Common People Powerless In Physical Reality


As The Sheriff of Nottingham Wood Say To Robin Hood:
The Common People Pay Tax Through The Nose
In Exchange for A Proxy Vote In Parliament
And Get Robbed Both Ways

The Parties Conspire And Collude With Each Other Behind Closed Doors In Parliament

Then Oppose Each Other In The Chamber With BrownParliamentaryPartyPooperScripts

And Consistently Deceive The Common People At The Dispatch Box


They Consistently Lie To The Common People About Everything

Including Index Linked Immigration And Economic Growth Policy

Crime Is Down In The United Kingdom

Failing To Read The Signals About War Against General Galtieri

The Hard Military & Political Intelligence Facts Leading Directly To War Against General Hussein

And War Against The Taliban In Afghanistan

And
The EUBrand EuroMonsterTurkeyStateUnion Treaty of Rome

And

OUR Freedom
OUR National Identity
OUR Way of Life
OUR National Sovereignty
And Other Matters Pertaining To The Unwritten Constitution of The United Kingdom
That Is Found In The Hearts And Minds of The Blue People of This Sceptred Isle In Physical Reality







MORE

MORE DEMOCRACY




Everything Is Out of Control


Parliament Is Fully Committed To Delivering The United Kingdom
Lock Stock And Empty Barrel To The EU Brand EuroMonsterTurkeyStateUnion

The DoubleBrownEuroBanker Will Be Crowned Brown King
By Parliament In The Palace of Westminster

The Common People Will Protest That It Is Not Democratic, Not Fair, Not Cricket

And some Time Between Now And 2010 There Will Be A General Election


The Common People,
Having Been Deceived Into Thinking That It Amounts To Democracy,
Will Vote Again

So Parliament Wins Again

That Is The Strategy of Parliament Assembled
The One EuroParty State In Physical Reality

Their Political Strategy Is To Make The Common People Vote

For As Long As Ten Percent of The Registered Electorate Continue to Vote,
Brown King And Parliament Assembled Will Continue to Claim A Mandate To Rule

That Is Why Parliament Calls The Apathetic Voter The Enemy of Democracy



Parliament Wins Every General Election
And
The Common People Lose Every General Election
And
In The End,
The Common People Lose Everything

Their Land
Their Rights
Their Culture
Their History
Their Freedom
Their Nation
Their Monarchy
Their Kingdom
Their National Identity
And
Their Way of Life In Physical Reality

The Common People Lose Everything


In The United Kingdom
Parliament Is The Enemy Within




Funny Init

Friday 6th July 2007



SILENT KNIGHT TO THE MEMBER OF THE SILENT MAJORITY IN THE PUBLIC GALLERY
AND
BLACK JACKANAPES IN BROWN KINGS’ DISPATCH BOX


The English Love England
They Call England Home
The Call England This Sceptred Isle

And When English Ladies,
Think of England,
They Just
Lie Back
And
Smile

CARBON COPY



SILENT KNIGHT TO THE MEMBER OF THE SILENT MAJORITY IN THE PUBLIC GALLERY
AND
BLACK JACKANAPES IN BROWN KINGS’ DISPATCH BOX


The English Love England
They Call England Home
They Call England This Sceptred Isle

And When English Ladies,
Think of England,
They Just
Lie Back
And
Smile

31st January oo8






BLACK KNAVE RECLINING ON THE WOOLSACK
TO
DOWAGER BROWN QUEEN



LADY,

YOU KNOW NO RULES OF CHARITY,
WHICH RENDERS GOOD FOR BAD,
BLESSINGS FOR CURSES

5th February 008




SHADOWBLACK JACK BACK IN THE GOVERNMENT DISPATCH BOX
TO
BROWN KING CORPUS BROWN MISTER MONEYBAGS THE DOUBLE BROWN EUROMONSTERSTATE BANKERS'BANKER
IN WAITING
WELL AND TRULY STUCK IN ACCELERATED TERMINAL COUNTERPRODUCTIVE VISION FOR BRITAIN MODE

FROM
A PROPER CHARLIE CLERK IN SACKCLOTH AND ASHES



TIME


TIME IS NOT ON ANYONES' SIDE,
IT ALWAYS RUNS OUT
IN THE END

SO TAKE YOUR TIME,
AND USE IT WELL,
AND REMEMBER THAT TIME,
IS
NOT
YOUR
FRIEND

OPPORTUNITY KNOCKS,
FROM TIME TO TIME,
YOU NEVER CAN TELL WHEN,
OPPORTUNITY KNOCKS
AS EVERY SHIP DOCKS,
EVERY NOW AND THEN

BE IN THE RIGHT PLACE,
AT THE RIGHT TIME,
AND OPPORTUNITY
IS WOT,
YOU ARE SURE TO FIND

STAY AT HOME INSTEAD,
DOING IT ALL IN YOUR HEAD,
AND THE OPPORTUNITIES YOU FIND
WILL ALL BE
IN
YOUR
MIND

SO TAKE YOUR TIME
AND USE IT WELL,
OR END UP COUNTING THE COST,
OF ALL THE TIME THAT WENT BY,
AS IF IT COULD
FLY

AND ALL YOUR OPPORTUNITIES

LOST

WOT FOLLOWS WAS FIRST PUBLISHED ON MAY 26th 2000


LITTER


LITTER IS A SIGN OF CONTEMPT,
DROPPED BY THOSE
WHO DO NOT CARE

LITTER IS
A SIGN OF CONTEMPT,
AND LITTER,
IS EVERYWHERE

THE CONTEMPT IN LITTER
IS FOR THEE AND YE,
MEMBERS OF THE PUBLIC
SOCIETY,
AND LITTER IS DROPPED
FOR US TO SEE,
THE CONTEMPT IN OTHERS
FOR
HUMANITY

NOT TO MENTION
THE VERY LAND,
ON WHICH THE LITTERBUG
LIKE A PARASITE
STANDS


{ MEMORANDUM }


DROPPING LITTER IS A SIN:
THAT IS WOT KING CHARLIE SAID

NO IT ISN*T
SAID CROMWELL THE VAIN,
AND CHOPPED OFF KING CHARLIES* HEAD

WOT
SAID THE ENGLISH
WHEN THEY HEARD,
ABOUT KING CHARLIES* HEAD

CROMWELL*S GONE AND LOPPED IT ORF....
THEN WOT THAT MEANS,
IS THAT THE KING IS DEAD

DROPPING LITTER IS A SIN
UNLESS YOU DROP IT IN A BIN

THAT IS WOT THE ENGLISH SAY,
AND THAT HAS ALWAYS BEEN
THE ENGLISH WAY


CITY PIGEONS


IF EVER I HAPPEN TO SEE
ANY LITTER OVER THERE,
WHEN I AM STANDING ON
MY TREASURED SPOT,
IN SUNNY TRAFALGAR SQUARE

I ASK A CITY PIGEON,
TO PICK IT UP WITH CARE,
AND CARRY IT UP WHITEHALL
AS THE RAVEN FLYS,
AND DROP IT IN THE MIDDLE OF
PARLIAMENT SQUARE

THAT CHANCELLOR OF THE EXCHEQUER BROWN,
SO I HAVE HEARD TOLD,
HAS SWALLOWED FOREIGN BANKERS* ADVICE,
AND GONE AND SOLD
ALL ENGLANDS* GOLD

YOU HAVE TO EXPECT THAT SORT OF FLANKER,
WHEN YOUR CHANCELLOR IS
A DOUBLE BROWN EUROMONSTERSTATE BANKER




M8*

M8*

8th March 008




Spy*

General Election Strategy Document Found In Number 10 Clowning Street





MISTER FIXIT



MY VISION FOR bRITAIN IS CRYSTAL CLEAR,
MILLIONS MORE FOREIGN FOOTBALLERS,
ARE COMING TO PLAY OVER HERE

BUT YOU DON'T HAVE TO WORRY,
UNDER BROWN INSTEAD OF BLAIR,
'COS I CAN FIX IT,
SO THAT YOU CAN GO,
AND PLAY OVER THERE

HA HA HA,
HEE HEE HEE,
HERE I AM
BOYS AND GIRLS,
AT THE TOP OF THE POLITICAL VANITY TREE

IN 2020 VISION,
THE FUTURE E*E CAN SEE,
HAPPY JOYFUL EUROMONSTERSTATEcitizens....
THE white british SOON WILL BE

SO VOTE 4 MORE BROWN,
NEXT TIME ROUND,
VOTE FOR DOUBLE BROWN bRITAIN,
EURO-BOUND

VOTE FOR PARLIAMENT,
VOTE FOR MORE,
THAT IS DEMOCRACY,
YOU KNOW THE SCORE

HAVE YOUR CONSTITUTIONAL REFERENDUM,
ON GENERAL ELECTION DAY

BE MUD

HAVE YOUR SAY



M8*

KNOCK

KNOCK

KNOCK



ENTER:
BLACK ROD WITH TOAD IN TOW


BLACK ROD TO PARLIAMENT ASSEMBLED:

INTRODUCING:
THE RIGHT DISREPUTABLE AND DISRESPECTFUL
NON-ELECTED NON-MEMBER,
FOR SOME SAFE SEAT IN STAFFORDSHIRE,
CLOSE TO THE HEART OF ENGLAND





TOAD ON THE FLOOR TO CROMWELLS' SUCCESSION ASSEMBLED IN PARLIAMENT


LATE



I COULD NOT HELP BUT BE LATE,
FOR I HAD TO SWING THE LEAD,
WHEN HELD UP ON THE A1 ROAD,
BY A DICK TERRAPIN HOLDING,
A LOADED GUN TO MY HEAD

AND DEMANDING TO KNOW,
IN AGGRESSIVE MODE,
AM I JUST A FROG
OR,
A GENETICALLLY MODIFIED SPECIES OF,
EXPLETIVE
DELETED
TOAD

I HUNG THAT DICK FROM A BLASTED OAK,
BY THE OLD WATFORD ROAD,
'COS HIGHWAY ROBBERY,
IS A PAIN IN THE NECK,
AND IS AGAINST THE HIGHWAY CODE

NOW THIS HOUSE OF CLOWNS I GREET,
STANDING HERE
ON MY PLATES OF MEAT

THE TIME HAS COME,
AS THE WALRUS WOULD SAY,
FOR TOAD TO CLAIM
HIS RIGHTFUL SEAT




M8*

OPPORTUNITY KNOCKZ


M8*

My User name is Donah, My registered name (US PPT) is Donald - Vanloon, Richard. I am a retired US cirizen living in Las Palmas de GC, Canary Islands.

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houses u pay 450 pound to mothers to pay rent ,The red row and over big property builders can build a property for 20 thousand ,U should put money into property ass the money u give gose strait bak withe your own banking skeem then the 450 pound also gose bak and making mony on the valu of the property ., ther are loads of people ho need a good kik up the arss to work then for some its hard to get aq job the sik ther are loads ova people ho do nead funding ther are loads ova fakers to stop to , life is happe and fun lets get it that way for all and get rid ova the ones ho got hate we will saksead gota get more coman senc all ova u .,come on look at wats ther and we havent evan started with the big space advenchers money is a thing that ruls the world if i ownd the world ther will be no starthing kids or people thats the main thing in life!