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Monday 6th September 004

BLACK JACK IN THE DISPATCH BOX TO PHONY TONY BLAIR
AND
PARLIAMENT ASSEMBLED



The Hard Party

MANIFESTO



THE AUTHORITY OF PARLIAMENT
AND THE RULE OF PARLIAMENTARY CRIMINAL LAW IN THE UNITED KINGDOM
IS NO LONGER SUPPORTED BY
THE WEIGHT OF CROMWELLS’ ARMOUR

PHONY TONY BLAIR AND PARLIAMENT:
BOTH ARE NOW WELL AND TRULY STUCK
IN TERMINAL COUNTERPRODUCTIVE MODE

WOT THIS MEANS,
IS THAT EVERYTHING THEY SAY
AND ANYTHING THEY DO
TURNS OUT TO BE COUNTERPRODUCTIVE IN PHYSICAL REALITY

THE DEMOCRATIC BALANCE OF POLITICAL POWER IN THE UNITED KINGDOM
IS NOW FIRMLY IN THE HANDS OF
THE APATHETIC VOTER

IN THE NEXT GENERAL ELECTION APATHY WILL WIN HANDS DOWN

NOBODY IS GOING TO BE BOTHERED TO VOTE FOR THE BOREYTORY RUMP
OR DEMLIBBERS OR UKIPPERS,
BECAUSE TO DO SO
IS A FUTILE EMPTY GESTURE
THAT SUPPORTS THE REDUNDANT PARLIAMENTARY STATUS QUO

DESPITE THE ABYSMALLY POOR NATIONAL TURNOUT ON ELECTION DAY 2005,
CORPUS BLAIR IS GOING TO BE RETURNED WITH A MASSIVE AND OVERWHELMING SEDGEFIELD MAJORITY
‘COS ALL HIS POLITICAL ENEMIES ARE GOING TO VOTE FOR HIM
AND
NEW LABOUR WILL RETURN TO THE PALACE OF WESTMINSTER TRIUMPHANT
WITH AN INCREASED MAJORITY OF SEATS IN PARLIAMENT
AND THAT MEANS MORE POWER TO PHONY TONY BLAIR

AND THAT WILL BE FAIR
BECAUSE POWER IS LIKE ROPE
AND Corporal Blairmonty of Basra
MUST CARRY HIS OWN WARCAN


The Dragon And The Butterfly

You Have Started
So You Must Finish,
You Must Go On
To The End

War Is Never Justified
Is is Won
Or Lost
My Right Honourable
Parliamentary

Friend


THEN,
IN THE CONSTITUIONAL REFERENDUM ON
ENGLAND v THE EUROMONSTERSTATE

THERE IS GOING TO BE A MUDSLIDE TURNOUT


ALL THE APATHETIC VOTERS,
AND ALL THOSE VOTERS WHO LOVE ENGLAND
AND ARE SICK OF THE LIES, DECEPTIONS, INEPTITUDES AND BETRAYALS OF CR4OMWELLS’ SUCCESSION IN PARLIAMENT,
ARE GOING TO GET OUT OF BED
AND DRAG THEMSELVES TO THE POLLING STATIONS
AND VOTE NO
TO THE EUROMONSTERSTATE
IN PHYSICAL REALITY

THIS WILL BE THE DEFINING ACTION
ON THE BRITISH DOMESTIC DEMOCRATIC POLITICAL SCENE
IN THE HISTORY BOOK OF The Defining Actions of The 21ST Century
Corporal Blairmonty of Basra
AS IT WILL DEFINE THE END OF CROMWELLS’ SUCCESION
AND OPEN THE WAY FOR THE RULE OF JUSTICE IN THE UNITED KINGDOM
IN PHYSICAL REALITY

AFTER THE REFERENDUM,
IT WILL BECOME APPARENT TO EVERYBODY
THAT CORPUS BLAIR AND PARLIAMENT ASSEMBLED
DO NOT HAVE THE ACTIVE OR TACIT SUPPORT OF ANY MORE THAN WOT

TEN PERCENT OF THE NATIVE POPULATION ON A COLD WET WINDY DAY

IN OTHER WORDS:
PARLIAMENT WILL NOT HAVE A DEMOCRATIC MANDATE,
OR A CONSTITUTIONAL RIGHT,
OR AN ENGLISH COMMON LAW RIGHT,
TO RULE IN THE UNITED KINGDOM

WHICH PUTS PARLIAMENT IN THE SAME BOAT AS THE EUROMONSTERSTATE

A PLACE FOR EVERYTHING AND EVERYTHING IN ITS’ PLACE

AT THE END OF HIS FINAL TERM IN OFFICE,
HER MAJESTYS’ PRIME MINISTER Corpus Phony Tony Blair
WILL PICK UP THE SYMBOL OF PARLIAMENTS’ AUTHORITY
AND CARRY IT ON FOOT FROM THE PALACE OF WESTMINSTER
TO THE TOWER OF LONDON,
AND THERE IN THE COURTYARD ON THE SITE OF THE SCAFFOLD,
PHONY TONY BLAIR WILL DELIVER IT AND OUR KINGDOM INTO THE HANDS OF RED QUEEN

ALONG WITH HIS PERSONAL SIGNED LETTER OF ABJECT RESIGNATION
AND THE INDIVIDUALLY AND COLLECTIVELY SIGNED LETTER OF THE ABJECT RESIGNATION OF PARLIAMENT ASSEMBLED AND ABOLISHED BY ITS’ OWN FINAL ACT

The Footsie Will Jump To An All Time High

THE HARD PARTY IS NOT A POLITICAL PARTY IT IS A TRAFALGAR SQUARE PARTY

We Value Our Freedom
We Want Justice
God Save The Queen

CARBON COPY



Monday 6th September 004

BLACK JACK IN THE DISPATCH BOX TO PHONY TONY BLAIR
AND
PARLIAMENT ASSEMBLED



The Hard Party

MANIFESTO



THE AUTHORITY OF PARLIAMENT
AND THE RULE OF PARLIAMENTARY CRIMINAL LAW IN THE UNITED KINGDOM
IS NO LONGER SUPPORTED BY
THE WEIGHT OF CROMWELLS' ARMOUR

PHONY TONY BLAIR AND PARLIAMENT: BOTH ARE NOW WELL AND TRULY STUCK
IN TERMINAL COUNTERPRODUCTIVE MODE

WOT THIS MEANS,
IS THAT EVERYTHING THEY SAY
AND ANYTHING THEY DO
TURNS OUT TO BE COUNTERPRODUCTIVE IN PHYSICAL REALITY

THE DEMOCRATIC BALANCE OF POLITICAL POWER IN THE UNITED KINGDOM
IS NOW FIRMLY IN THE HANDS OF
THE APATHETIC VOTER

IN THE NEXT GENERAL ELECTION APATHY WILL WIN HANDS DOWN

NOBODY IS GOING TO BE BOTHERED TO VOTE FOR THE BOREYTORY RUMP
OR DEMLIBBERS OR UKIPPERS,
BECAUSE TO DO SO
IS A FUTILE EMPTY GESTURE
THAT SUPPORTS THE REDUNDANT PARLIAMENTARY STATUS QUO

DESPITE THE ABYSMALLY POOR NATIONAL TURNOUT ON ELECTION DAY 2005,
CORPUS BLAIR IS GOING TO BE RETURNED WITH A MASSIVE AND OVERWHELMING SEDGEFIELD MAJORITY
'COS ALL HIS POLITICAL ENEMIES ARE GOING TO VOTE FOR HIM
AND
NEW LABOUR WILL RETURN TO THE PALACE OF WESTMINSTER TRIUMPHANT
WITH AN INCREASED MAJORITY OF SEATS IN PARLIAMENT
AND THAT MEANS MORE POWER TO PHONY TONY BLAIR

AND THAT WILL BE FAIR
BECAUSE POWER IS LIKE ROPE
AND Corporal Blairmonty of Basra
MUST CARRY HIS OWN WARCAN


The Dragon And The Butterfly

You Have Started
So You Must Finish,
You Must Go On
To The End

War Is Never Justified
It is Won
Or Lost
My Right Honourable
Parliamentary

Friend


THEN,
IN THE CONSTITUIONAL REFERENDUM ON
ENGLAND v THE EUROMONSTERSTATE

THERE IS GOING TO BE A MUDSLIDE TURNOUT


ALL THE APATHETIC VOTERS,
AND ALL THOSE VOTERS WHO LOVE ENGLAND
AND ARE SICK OF THE LIES, DECEPTIONS, INEPTITUDES AND BETRAYALS OF CROMWELLS' SUCCESSION IN PARLIAMENT,
ARE GOING TO GET OUT OF BED
AND DRAG THEMSELVES TO THE POLLING STATIONS
AND VOTE NO
TO THE EUROMONSTERSTATE
IN PHYSICAL REALITY

THIS WILL BE THE DEFINING ACTION
ON THE BRITISH DOMESTIC DEMOCRATIC POLITICAL SCENE
IN THE HISTORY BOOK OF The Defining Actions of The 21ST Century
Corporal Blairmonty of Basra
AS IT WILL DEFINE THE END OF CROMWELLS' SUCCESION
AND OPEN THE WAY FOR THE RULE OF JUSTICE IN THE UNITED KINGDOM
IN PHYSICAL REALITY

AFTER THE REFERENDUM,
IT WILL BECOME APPARENT TO EVERYBODY
THAT CORPUS BLAIR AND PARLIAMENT ASSEMBLED
DO NOT HAVE THE ACTIVE OR TACIT SUPPORT OF ANY MORE THAN WOT

TEN PERCENT OF THE NATIVE POPULATION ON A COLD WET WINDY DAY

IN OTHER WORDS:
PARLIAMENT WILL NOT HAVE A DEMOCRATIC MANDATE,
OR A CONSTITUTIONAL RIGHT,
OR AN ENGLISH COMMON LAW RIGHT,
TO RULE IN THE UNITED KINGDOM

WHICH PUTS PARLIAMENT IN THE SAME BOAT AS THE EUROMONSTERSTATE

A PLACE FOR EVERYTHING AND EVERYTHING IN ITS' PLACE

AT THE END OF HIS FINAL TERM IN OFFICE,
HER MAJESTYS' PRIME MINISTER Corpus Phony Tony Blair
WILL PICK UP THE SYMBOL OF PARLIAMENTS' AUTHORITY
AND CARRY IT ON FOOT FROM THE PALACE OF WESTMINSTER
TO THE TOWER OF LONDON,
AND THERE IN THE COURTYARD ON THE SITE OF THE SCAFFOLD,
PHONY TONY BLAIR WILL DELIVER IT AND OUR KINGDOM INTO THE HANDS OF RED QUEEN IN PHYSICAL REALITY

ALONG WITH HIS PERSONAL SIGNED LETTER OF ABJECT RESIGNATION
AND THE INDIVIDUALLY AND COLLECTIVELY SIGNED LETTER OF THE ABJECT RESIGNATION OF PARLIAMENT ASSEMBLED AND ABOLISHED BY ITS' OWN FINAL ACT

The Footsie Will Jump To An All Time High



THE HARD PARTY IS NOT A POLITICAL PARTY IT IS A TRAFALGAR SQUARE PARTY


We Value Our Freedom
We Want Justice
God Save The Queen

September 29th 004


BLACK JACK IN THE DISPATCH BOX TO PHONY TONY BLAIR AND PARLIAMENT ASSEMBLED



THE SIGHT OF ALL THOSE COPPERS IN COMBAT KIT ATTACKING FARMER GILES IN PARLIAMENT SQUARE WAS AN EXCELLENT RESULT FOR THE HARD PARTY

FIVE COUNTRY LIFE PROTESTERS GOT INTO THE CHAMBER OF THE PALACE OF WESTMINSTER, DESPITE THE FACT THAT WE HAVE A WAR ON TERROR STATE OF EMERGENCY, AND THE COPPERS CALLED IT AN INSIDE JOB

THEN PHONY TONY BLAIRMONTY AT THE NEW LABOUR SEASIDE CONFERENCE YESTERDAY GLIBLY TALKED ABOUT SOMETHING CALLLED THE FUTILE RIGHT TO DEMONSTRATE AS THE ENGLISH PEOPLE DID DEMONSTRATE AGAINST OUR BOYS GOING TO WAR IN MESOPOTAMIA, AND THAT WAS ALSO AN EXCELLENT RESULT FOR THE HARD PARTY

PHONY TONY BLAIRMONTY PREVIOUSLY SAID SORRY FOR GOING TO WAR IN IRAQ BASED ON A TOTAL AND COMPLETE LACK OF COHERENT OR FACTUAL MILITARY OR POLITICAL INTELLIGENCE DESPITE THE FACT THAT WAR MEANS DEATH AND SORRY IS THE MOST USELESS WORD IN THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE, AND THAT IT WAS GENERAL BUSH AND NOT AL QUAEDA OR OSAMA BIN LADEN THAT DECLARED IRAQ AS THE FRONT LINE IN UNCLE SAMS' GLOBAL WAR AGAINST TERROR, AND THAT WAS ALSO AN EXCELLENT RESULT FOR THE HARD PARTY

AS FOR THE DEAD REPUBLIC OF IRAQ, PHONY TONY BLAIRMONTY OF BASRA SAID THAT THINGS ARE BETTER NOW THAT ANARCHY IS THE RULE AND GENERAL HUSSEIN IS IN PRISON AND NOT IN POWER

BUT JUST AS THERE WAS NO PHYSICAL EVIDENCE TO SUPPORT THE NOTION THAT GENERAL HUSSEIN HAD AN UNCLE SAM STYLE ARSENAL OF WEAPONS OF MASS DESTRUCTION AT HIS 45 MINUTE DISPOSAL, SO THERE IS NO PHYSICAL EVIDENCE TO SUPPORT THE NOTION THAT GENERAL HUSSEIN IS NOT IN POWER IN IRAQ JUST BECAUSE HE IS NEGOTIATING IN A SAFE PLACE CALLED PRISON, AND THAT WAS ALSO AN EXCELLENT RESULT FOR THE HARD PARTY

AT THE NEW LABOUR PARTY SEASIDE CONFERENCE, PHONY TONY BLAIRMONTY WAS AGAIN FLOGGING A DEAD MESOPOTAMIAN HORSE, AND BLAIRMONTY SAID,

I ONLY KNOW WOT I BELIEVE

WHICH IS A TOTALLY COUNTERPRODUCTIVE THING TO SAY
AND ALSO AN EXCELLENT RESULT FOR THE HARD PARTY

THE NEGATIVE EQUITY FLOWER POWER GENERATION WAS LISTENING AND THINKING ABOUT WOT HAPPENED TO ALL THEIR YOUTHFULLY IDEALISTIC HOPES AND DREAMS FOR A BETTER FUTURE BASED ON PEACE LOVE ROCK AND ROLL AND AN INNOCENT PUFF BACK IN THE DAYS WHEN OLD LABOUR HAROLD WILSON WAS PRATTLING ON ABOUT WARM BEER AND THE WHITE HOT HEAT OF THE TECHNOLOGICAL REVOLUTION THAT TURNED OUT TO BE SOMETHING THAT HAPPENED IN JAPAN WHILE BRITISH INDUSTRY WENT DOWN THE DRAIN

WHILE THE FLOWER POWER GENERATION ARE BEING TAXED UP TO THE EYEBALLS, CHEATED OUT OF A FAIR PENSION AFTER A LIFETIME OF HARD WORK AND LAW ABIDING GOOD CITIZENRY, THEY ARE HAVING TO WATCH THEIR CHILDREN AND GRANDCHILDREN DESTROY THEMSELVES WITH IMPORTED CRACK AND SMACK, OR LIE IN BED AT 4AM LISTENING TO A CONSTANT SUCCESSION OF MAD WAILING SIRENS BLASTING UP AND DOWN THE EMPTY OPEN ROADS AND EMPTY INNER CITY STREETS AT SPEEDS IN EXCESS OF FIFTY OR SIXTY MILES PER HOUR AND ARE TOLD THAT ALL THIS IS NOW SOCIALLY NORMAL

GANG CULTURE, DRUG CULTURE, CRIMINAL CULTURE, HATE CULTURE AND GUN CULTURE HAVE TAKEN ROOT IN COUNCIL AND PEABODY ESTATES ALL OVER THE UNITED KINGDOM, AND PARLIAMENT IS ENTIRELY REPONSIBLE FOR IT ALL BECAUSE IT IS PARLIAMENT AND NOT THE ENGLISH PEOPLE THAT HAVE PROVIDED THE NECESSARY CONDITIONS FOR ALL THOSE EVILS TO TAKE ROOT AND FLOURISH IN THIS ONCE GREEN PLEASANT AND PEACEFUL LAND

PARLIAMENT TALKS OF THE EVILS OF PEOPLE TRAFFICKERS AND YET PARLIAMENT IS BY FAR THE BIGGEST AND BEST ORGANISED PEOPLE TRAFFICKERS IN THE PEOPLE TRAFFICKING INDUSTRY IN WOT PHONY TONY BLAIR HIMSELF SO QUAINTLY CALLED THIS ERA OF MASS MIGRATION

REDUNDANT AND IMPOVERISHED COAL MINING SHIPBUILDING MANUFACTURING AND FARMING COMMUNITIES ALL OVER LITTLE ENGLAND WERE ALSO LISTENING THE DAY BEFORE TO THE CHANCELLOR OF CROMWELLS' EXCHEQUER PROMISE THEM PROSPERITY AND JUSTICE AS IF THE ONE LEADS TO THE OTHER AND HE AND BLAIR HAVE THE KNOWLEDGE AND THE POWER TO DELIVER BOTH ONCE THE STUPID IDIOTIC MILLENNIUM DOME HAS BEEN CONVERTED INTO EUROPES' BIGGEST AND MOST EXPENSIVE CASINO BY PHONY TONYS' SECOND BEST FRIEND

BLAIR BOASTED ABOUT RECRUITING A RECORD NUMBER OF COPPERS AND COMMUNITY WARDENS TO TACKLE THE BLIGHT OF ANTI-SOCIAL BEHAVIOUR AND PROMISED NEVER TO PLAY POLITICS WITH THE ISSUE OF RACE, WHICH IN EFFECT PUTS THE GAG AS WELL AS THE BLAME ON THE NATIVES AND LEAVES THE IMMIGRANTS OUT OF THE ANTI-SOCIAL BEHAVIOUR EQUATION, WHICH IN ITSELF IS A RACIST ATTITUDE INDICATIVE OF A MENTAL STATE OF TOTAL DENIAL OF WOT GOES ON IN PHYSICAL REALITY IN WOT PARLIAMENT AND THE MEDIA LIKE TO CALL OUR SOCIETY, AND THAT WAS ALSO AN EXCELLENT RESULT FOR THE HARD PARTY

LATER THAT DAY, ON aUNTIE mAUD RADIO, A BOREY TORY SPOKE OF ONE MILLION CRIMES OF VIOLENCE IN THE PAST TWELVE MONTHS, WHILE EARLIER, WHEN HE WAS HAVING A CHEAP LAUGH ABOUT THE DEMLIBBERS ON SAME ON THE SAME SUBJECT OF ANTI-SOCIAL BEHAVIOUR, PHONY TONY SAID IT WOULD BE BETTER TO LEAVE THE PUBLIC IN BLISSFUL IGNORANCE AND GET ON WITH THE JOB OF TECHNOLOGICAL PROGRESS BY MAKING SURE THAT EVERY HOUSEHOLD GETS BROADBAND TECHNOLOGY AND THAT WAS ALSO AN EXCELLENT RESULT FOR THE HARD PARTY

PHONY TONY WENT ON TO TALK ABOUT RIDDING THE WHOLE OF AFRICA OF CORRUPTION WAR AND POVERTY AS IF SAYING IT IS THE SAME THING AS DOING IT

AND THEN BLAIR WENT ON TO TALK ABOUT MAKING RELIGIOUS DISCRIMINATION ILLEGAL AS IF RELIGIOUS TOLERANCE IS NOT THE ESTABLISHED ENGLISH WAY

AND LAST BUT BY NO MEANS LEAST PHONY TONY BLAIR TALKED ABOUT TACKLING CLIMATE CHANGE AS IF HE AND HIS POLITICAL CLAPTRAPPERS ARE GREATER AND MORE POWERFUL THAN NATURE

LATER TODAY, THE HOME SECRETARY IS GOING TO TELL US ALL ABOUT THE NEW LABOUR SOLUTION TO YOBBISH AND ANTI-SOCIAL BEHAVIOUR AND CRIME ON COUNCIL ESTATES THROUGHOUT THE UNITED KINGDOM AND THAT IS ALSO GOING TO BE TOTALLY COUNTERPRODUCTIVE AND AN EXCELLENT RESULT FOR THE HARD PARTY


GOD HELP US ALL

WHERE IS MY WODE

30TH NOVEMBER 004
10PM


BLACK JACK IN THE DISPATCH BOX TO PHONY TONY BLAIR AND PARLIAMENT ASSEMBLED



SEEING IS BELIEVING



PLUNKETT DELIVERED A MASTERPIECE OF COUNTERPRODUCTIVE ORATORY TO THE NEW LABOUR PARTY FAITHFUL AT THE SEASIDE CONFERENCE YESTERDAY, BUT IT WAS NOT BROADCAST ON aUNTIE mAUD RADIO SO Charityplayer MISSED IT ON ACCOUNT OF NOT HAVING TELLYVISION AT PRESENT

ACCORDING TO PAGE 8 OF THE TIMES TABLOID,
HER MAJESTYS' HOME SECRETARY SAID THAT THE QUEENS' SPEECH WILL BE USED TO ANNOUNCE
NEW LABOUR BILLS TO INTRODUCE BIOMETRIC IDENTITY CARDS
AND
ACCORDING TO PAGE 8 OF THE sun TABLOID,
PLUNKETT PLEDGED AN EXTRA NINETY MILLION POUNDS OF HARD PRESSED TAXPAYERS' MONEY TO AID THE WAR ON TERROR BY PAYING FOR EXTRA SPECIAL BRANCH COPPERS AND MI5 SPIES, AND FOR BUYING PROTECTIVE KIT AND GAS MASKS FOR 999 CREWS WHO MAY BE CALLED TO DEAL WITH A GERM WARFARE OR DIRTY NUCLEAR BOMB ATTACK....

AND THAT WAS AN EXCELLENT RESULT FOR THE HARD PARTY

PLUNKETT IS REPORTED TO HAVE SAID IT IS CRUCIAL THAT WE DO NOT ALARM PEOPLE,
BUT WE ASK THEM TO BE ALERT,
WE REASSURE,
BUT WE DON'T HIDE THE TRUTH....
WE NEED TO BE ABLE TO INVEST EVER MORE RESOURCES IN AVOIDING THE DISASTER....IT'S THOSE AT THE VERY BOUNDARIES,
(THE CUSTOMS AND EXCISE OFFICERS) THE SECURITY SERVICES THAT HAVE DEFENDED US SO FAR, WHO WILL SAVE US....

AND THAT WAS AN EXCELLENT RESULT FOR THE HARD PARTY

PLUNKETT ANNOUNCED THAT ELECTRONIC BORDER SURVEILLANCE TO TRACK EVERYONE WHO COMES IN AND OUT OF THE COUNTRY WOULD BE PHASED IN THIS WINTER

AND THAT IN TWO YEARS' TIME NEW LABOUR WILL HAVE UP AND RUNNING THE MOST SOPHISTICATED SYSTEM IN THE WORLD

ALL OF WOT PLUNKETT SAID WAS TOTALLY COUNTERPRODUCTIVE AND ALSO AN EXCELLENT RESULT FOR THE HARD PARTY ON ACCOUNT OF THE FACT THAT WHEN A JAPANESE MADE BATTERY OPERATED DEVICE STARTED PIPPING IN THE CONFERENCE HALL DURING cORPORAL BLAIRMONTYS' SPEECH THE DAY BEFORE, BLAIRMONTY SAID IS IT AN ALARM OR A MOBILE 'PHONE AND THEN LAUGHED AND ADMITTED TO BEING TECHNOLOGICALLY CHALLENGED

WHICH IS TRUE BECAUSE PHONY TONY FORGOT TO ASK IF IT WAS A PAGER

ON THE SUBJECT OF EDUCATION EDUCATION EDUCATION
A GRAMMATICALLY INCORRECT PROPER CHARLIE CLERK,
IS REPORTED IN THE TIMES TABLOID ON PAGE 8 TO HAVE SAID IN REPLY TO A PAUL HOGAN FROM THE FOREST OF DEAN WHO SPOKE OF THE GRAMMAR SCHOOL SYSTEM CAUSING A HUGE DISTORTION FOR PUPILS IN GLOUCESTER....
I SAID AT THE NATIONAL POLICY FORUM THAT WE (NEW LABOUR) SHOULD BE VERY CAREFUL TO CHANGE THE POSITION THAT WE (NEW LABOUR) HAD AGREED IN 1998,
WHICH WAS ESSENTIALLY TO STOP FURTHER EDUCATION BUT NOT AT THE SAME TIME TO GO BACK AND TRY TO REOPEN IT IN EVERY COMMUNITY AND IN EVERY RESPECT....
AND TO STOP THE DINNER LADIES FROM SERVING UP ALPHABET SOUP AND DISHING OUT GHOULHASH AND PIGIN ENGLISH CORNISH PASTIES

AND THAT WAS ALSO AN EXCELLENT RESULT FOR THE HARD PARTY

IN A TYPICAL EXAMPLE OF SPITEFUL POLITICAL BACKSTABBING,
THE BOREYTORY HEAD CLOWN IS REPORTED BY THE sun TABLOID POLITICAL EDITOR
WHEN ASKED BY A LEFT WING NEW STATESMAN HACK IF THE NATION HAD BEEN LIED TO....
TO HAVE SAID,
OVER IRAQ.... YES

AND THE BOREYTORY HEAD CLOWN WENT ON TO SAY THAT UNRELIABLE INTELLIGENCE FROM A GENERAL HUSSEIN SOURCE HEDGED WITH WARNINGS WAS TRANSLATED INTO CERTAINTY

WHICH IS GRAMMATICALLY MORE OR LESS THE SAME THING AS SAYING THAT GENERAL HUSSEIN INVITED THE COALITION OIL SUCKERS TO INVADE THE REPUBLIC OF IRAQ

AND THAT WAS AN EXCELLENT RESULT FOR THE HARD PARTY

TO CAP IT ALL
THE sun TABLOID POLITICAL EDITOR WROTE THESE WORDS ON PAGE 8


BRIGHT IDEA....

PART TIME PRISONS MAY NOT SEEM LIKE MUCH OF A WEAPON IN THE WAR ON CRIME....

FULL MARKS FOR IMAGINATION TO HOME SECRETARY DAVID PLUNKETT



AN EXCELLENT RESULT FOR THE HARD PARTY


JOHNNY PUNCHDRUNK PRESCOTT HAS BEEN GIVEN THE JOB OF CLOSING THE CONFERENCE AT 3pm TODAY, SO IT IS A GRAMMATICALLY AND POLITICALLY CORRECT CERTAINTY THAT TOMORROWS' TABLOIDS WILL MAKE THE ENGLISH PEOPLE LAUGH THEIR HEADS OFF

5th 0ctober 004
2100GMT





BLACK JACK IN THE DISPATCH BOX TO PHONY TONY BLAIR AND PARLIAMENT ASSEMBLED


A THREE CARD TRICK


Charityplayer WAS UP AT THE CRACK OF DAWN TODAY, AND AT 8am ON aUNTIE mAUD RADIO FIVE LIVE, Charityplayer LISTENED TO AN INTERVIEW WITH JOHNNY PUNCHDRUNK PRESCOTT IN WHICH JOHHNY WAS ASKED ABOUT THE FULLY WIRED UP HI-TECH DETAILS OF PHONY TONY BLAIRS’ VITAL HEART OF OAK SHORT CURCUIT CATHETER ABLATION KEYHOLE OPERATION, WHICH PHONY TONY WAS USING AS A STRATEGIOC STOPGAP DEVICE TO KEEP JOHNNY PUNCDRUNK OFF THE TABLOID FRONT PAGES AND DENY THE ENGLISH PEOPLE A GOOD LAUGH
AND IT WORKED

BUT THE ENGLISH WERE NOT TO BE DENIED, ‘COS IN A MASTERSTROKE OF TECHNOLOGICALLY CHALLENGED CONTERPRODUCTIVE THROWAWAY GAG LINES, JOHNNY PUNCHDRUNK SAID ON AIR ABOUT THE TECHNICAL DETAILS OF PHONY TONYS’ OP,
IT MAKES US ALL FEEL LIKE ROBOTS

THIS WAS AN EXCELLENT RESULT FOR THE HARD PARTY ON ACCOUNT OF THE FACT THAT A SCHOOL DINNER LADY AND MOTHER OF FOUR CHILDREN WHO HAS LIVED WITH THE SAME HEART CONDITION FOR MOST OF HER HARD WORKING LIFE SAID THAT IN HER CONSIDERED OPINION THE OPERATION HAD BEEN ANNOUNCED AT 10pm THE PREVIOUS NIGHT AS A MATTER OF CONVENIENCE AND NOT AS A MATTER OF NECCESSITY

AND MANY OTHER CALLERS WITH PERSONAL LONG TERM EXPERIENCE OF THE SAME CONDITION, INCLUDING CARDIAC SPECIALISTS, DID NOT WANT TO RISK THEIR PROFESSIONAL REPUTATIONS BY ARGUING THE TOSS OR DISAGREEING THE POINT MADE BY THE DINNER LADY

BUT cORPORAL BLAIRMONTY WAS PLAYING THREE CARD BRAG ON THE FRONT PAGE OF THE sun TABLOID
KEYHOLE SURGERY TO CURE A WORRYING HEART FLUTTER
HE AND MA CHERIE AMOUR BUY A 3.6 MILLION POUND PAD ON THE MAYFAIR BORDER
HE VOWS:
I WILL GO AFTER 3RD TERM

JOHNNY PUNCHDRUNK WAS RELEGATED TO A MEASLY 4 x 2 GREY BOX ON PAGE 2 BETWEEN A WEEPING IRAQI FEMALE VICTIM OF GENERAL HUSSEIN HEARTLESSNESS ON HIS RIGHT, AND A MATTER OF INTEREST FOR POOR OLD ROBBIE WILLIAMS ON HIS LEFT

PRESCOTT A BIG HIT
SAID AN ANONYMOUS sun HACK WITH THE 4 X 2 BOX HEADLINE
FOLLOWED BY
PUNCHY JOHN PRESCOTT WAVED HIS SHORT RIGHT ARM AND FIST IN THE AIR YESTERDAY AND HAILED IT AS THE BEST VOTE WINNING WEAPON
AND SAID THIS IS HOW YOU USE IT,
YOU APPROACH THE APATHETIC VOTERS’ DOOR AND KNOCK ON IT AS WOULD A HAWKER

THIS WAS PART OF WOT JOHNNY PUNCHDRUNK HIMSELF CALLED A VERY EXCELLENT RESULT DESPITE THE GRAMMATICAL FACT THAT AN EXCELLENT RESULT IS AS GOOD AS IT GETS AND IT IS THE HARD PARTY THAT GETS ALL THE EXCELLENT RESULTS THESE DAYS

AS IF TO PUT THE BOOT IN,
IN AN EVEN SMALLER BOX ABOVE JOHNNYS’ GREY BOX ON PAGE 2 OF THE sun TABLOID,
A sun HACK WROTE THIS POKER HAND HEADLINE

STRAW SCARE TACTIC ON EU

THE UPSHOT APPARENTLY BEING THAT HER MAJESTY THE QUEEN WITH HER UNIMPEACHABLE CONSTITUIONAL RIGHT AND BY THE GRACE OF GOD AND BY THE WILL OF THE NATIVES,: WOULD NO LONGER BE OR BE CALLED HEAD OF STATE OF THE UNITED KINGDOM AFTER THE SIGNING OF THE LATEST VERSION OF THE TREATY OF ROME
aka THE COMMON MARKET, aka THE MAASTRICHT TREATY aka THE EUROPEAN COMMON MARKET aka THE EUROPEAN UNION, aka THE EUROMONSTERSTATE

AND THAT WAS OF COURSE TOTALLY COUNTERPRODUCTIVE WHEN YOU THINK OF ALL THOSE MILLIONS OF FRIENDLY PEACEFUL NATIVES AND THEIR CHILDREN THAT TURNED UP IN PHYSICAL REALITY ON SILVER JUBILEE DAY AND THE BIG SURPRISE THAT PARLIAMENT AND THE MEDIA GOT WHEN JUST AS MANY IF NOT MORE TURNED UP IN PHYSICAL REALITY ON GOLDEN JUBILEE DAY WITH LOVE IN THEIR HEARTS AND LOVE IN THEIR HEADS

SO THE IDLE THREAT OF THE ABDICATION OF RED QUEEN IS AN EXCELLENT RESULT FOR THE HARD PARTY AND THE MORE IT IS REPEATED THE STRONGER THE QUEENS’ CONSTITUTIONAL POSITION BECOMES

NEW LABOUR GOT RETURNED IN HARTLEPOOL LAST NIGHT WITH 12,000 VOTES, WHILE THE BOREYTORY RUMP HAD TO SUFFER THE HUMILIATION OF COMING IN FOURTH, WITH ABOUT TEN PERCENT OF THE TURNOUT WHICH WAS LESS THAN FIFTY PERCENT OF THOSE ELIGIBLE TO VOTE, AND WHICH AMOUNTS TO ABOUT NOTHING IN PHYSICAL REALITY

AN EXCELLENT RESULT THAT FILLS THE BILL FOR THE HARD PARTY

THE sun EDITORIAL ON PAGE 6 SAID THIS:

Get well, Tony
THE whole nation will wish Tony Blair a safe operation and a speedy recovery as he enters hospital today for heart treatment….
Get well soon, Tony

SO WE KNOW WHO THE sun SUPPORTS



GET WELL
GET WELL
GET WELL
GET BUCKET

GET ROPE
GET KNOTTED
GET WATER
GET GUTTED


POLITICS IS A DIRTY GAME

AS IS WAR

YOU KNOW THE SCORE

KNOCK ON APATHYS’ DOOR


ALL IN ALL, AND WHOLE, THE NEW LABOUR ANNUAL CONFERENCE 2004 WAS AN EXCELLENT RESULT FOR THE HARD PARTY HARDTOBORE CORPS
AND THE FORTHCOMING BOREYTORY SHOWCASE PROMISES TO BE A LAUGH A MINUTE


Take Me To Your Bleeder

9th September 004
1200 GMT


BLACK JACK IN THE DISPATCH BOX TO PHONY TONY BLAIR AND PARLIAMENT ASSSEBLED




About Nothing in Physical Reality

About More Coppers if You Happen To Remember


IN PARLIAMENT LAST WEEK,
THE BOREYTORY RUMP PARTY HEAD CLOWN,
SAID


THIS TORY HEAD CLOWN,
IS BARKIS IS WILLING,
TO BRING IN ZERO
TOLERANCE
OLD BILLING,
OUT ON THE LITTERY STREET

FIFTY THOUSAND COPPERS MORE,
YOU KNOW THE SCORE,
COPPERS USING THEIR FEET

THE COPPERS NEED
A LOT MORE CLOUT,
TO RID OUR SOCIETY,
OF
THE LITTER LOUT

A FIVE YEAR PENALTY WOULD BE BEST,
THEN THE INTELLIGENT COPPER,
CAN MAKE AN ARREST



ON Thursday 7th October, Charityplayer HEARD A VOICE
ON aUNTIE mAUD Radio Say





WHY DO SOLDIERS DIE....



I OWE EVERYTHING
I WANT TO GIVE
A TINY BIT BACK


ABOUT NOTHING IN POLITICAL TERMS
IS WOT THE BOREYTORY RUMP PARTY IS WORTH IN HARTLEPOOL
WHICH IS A LITTLE BIT MORE THAN NOTHING
WHICH IS WOT THE BOREYTORY RUMP PARTY IS WORTH UP,
IN BONNY SCOTLAND,
NOTHING

And when the Victorious Democratically Elected
NEW LABOUR Hartlepool Parliamentary Constituency
Seat Winner,
Had His First Opportunity to Address Himself As Sutch
To
His Consistuency And The Nation On Tellyvision Spoke,
He Said To One And All

WE` VOTED FOR A STRONGER POLICE FORCE

AND
THAT WAS AN EXCELLENT RESULT FOR ABOUT 3,000
BOREYTORY BARKIS SUPPORTERS
IN HARTLEPOOL

MORE COPPERS


As For The Rest of Barkis On War,
Little Was Said As A Fact For Sure,
On School Discipline,
The Kids Get More,
Prisons And Hospitals,
You Know The Score

A Tiny Back


Excellent

THE RULE OF JUSTICE


A CRIME IS AN ACT OR A DEED
THAT EXISTS IN PHYSICAL REALITY
AS
A
LIABILITY
SUFFERED BY ANY OTHER SUBJECT
OR SUFFERED BY THE STATE

THE HEAVIER THE LIABILITY
THE HEAVIER THE CRIME


WOT IS THE PENALTY

THE PENALTY IS THE COUNTERBALANCE OF THE CRIMINAL LIABILITY


WOT IS THE CRIMINAL LIABILITY

THE CRIMINAL LIABILITY IS THE FULL EXTENT OF WOT IS NOT FAIR ON THE VICTIM


WOT IS PUNISHMENT

PUNISHMENT IS WOT MAKES YOU TRULY SORRY


WOT IS TRULY SORRY

TRULY SORRY IS TRULY SAD


WOT IS EVIL

VANITY IS THE ABSOLUTE ROOT OF EVIL


WOT IS JUSTICE

JUSTICE IS WOT IS FAIR AND BALANCED
EQUITABLE OR EQUABLE
RATIONAL AND REASONABLE
FAIR

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CRIME AND PUNISHMENT


SOLITARY CONFINEMENT IS GOOD FOR THE SOUL,
GOOD FOR THE MAN WITHIN,
IT HELPS HIM TO LEARN,
ALL ABOUT CRIME,
AND IT HELPS HIM TO
REPENT FOR HIS SIN

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V Appendix




United Kingdom General Election 2005 Post Mortem


Population 60+ Million And Rising


The State of The Nation


The Nation Is Impoverished

Respect, Morals, Values, AntiSocial Behaviour, Binge Drinking And Crimes of Violence
Are High Up On The
Our Society Our Society Our Society
Political And Social
Agenda




Result

60% of The Registered Electorate Voted

20% Phony Tony With New Labour In Tow
20% Barkis & The BoreyTory Rump Party
20% DemLibbers UKippers & DemUvvers

40% Of The Registered Electorate Did Not Bother To Vote

The Hard Party Is The Biggest And Most Democratic Party With
40% of The Registered Electorate Nationwide
And 100% of The Illiterati
60+% of The Total Population On A Cold Wet Windy Day

1 in 5 of The Registered Electorate Voted for Corpus Blair and New Labour
4 in 5 of The Registered Electorate Did Not Vote For More Phony Tony Blair
And New LabourVision Government

80% of The Registered Electorate Did Not Vote For Corpus Phony Tony Blair
And The New Labour Party Government

The Good Citizens of The United Kingdom Do Not Support The Parliamentary Status Quo
En Masse As We Say In La Belle France

So Much For Democracy And The Principle of Majority Rule In The United Kingdom

Where there is No Opposition In Parliament All The Opposition Is Outside Parliament

Apathy Won Hands Down

An Excellent Result For The Hard Party HardBore Lethargic Corps



Barkis Has Resigned
Bleating

A Highly Imaginative Wannabe BoreyTory New Pleader Has Launched
The Refreshingly New BoreyTory Rump Stump & Half A Pint of Lukewarm DD Party
Saying We Must Change or Die

Another Wannabe Pleader Talks of Inspiring A New Generation of conservative PipeDreams

The NewLabourParty Faithful Have Lost Confidence In Phony Tony Blair

No Trust
No More,
Iraq Dossier
Blank Document
Illegal War,
Against Parliamentary Criminal Law,
You Know The Score


On Account of A New Labour Fatality,
There Was One Late General Election 2005 Result
In Staffordshire
Close To The Heart of England

Knowing In Advance that It would Make No Difference And Result in No Change,
60% of The Registered Electorate Did Not Bother to Vote Mon Ami
60%
The Remainder Returned Their Sitting BoreyTory Rump Party Relic

Phony Tony Blair And New Labour Got Zero Votes

Apathy Won Hands Down


Before The General Election,
Parliament And A Lord Chancellor of England & Wales Said
Apathy Is The Enemy of Democracy

So There Is The Enemy Within According To Parliament and a lord falconer….In Staffordshire

Before The General Election
And After The National Result was known,
And while Well And Truly Stuck In Terminal CounterProductive Mode,
Phony Tony Blair Promised to ACCELLERATE
The New Labourisation of britain in BlairVision
Including Signing Into
The New EuroMonsterState Constitution

In Saying So,
Corpus Blair Talked Himself Into
ACCELLERATED TERMINAL COUNTERPRODUCTIVE MODE

And The Enemy of Democracy Won In Staffordshire

Then The French Electorate Voted NON NON NON
To The EuroMonsterState Constitution in Physical Reality
And
The Mudslide Referendum 2006 In The United Kingdom Was Postponed For The Time Being

At The New LabourVision PartyBag Seaside Conference 2005
A Proper Charlie Clerk Well And Truly Stuck In Accellerated Terminal CounterProductive Mode Pledged to Eliminate Crime by The Next General Election
And Said The New LabourVision Government Had To End AntiSocial Behaviour And Disrespect,
Reduce Violent Crime And Have An Effective Lunatic Asylum System In Place
I Am Determined that We New LabourVision Will Make These Changes, said A Proper Charlie Clerk


Wot Next


On The Subject of
Immigration Immigration Immigration

A Clever Trevor Phillips, Chairman of The Race Relations Board,
Pointed Out That The United Kingdom Has Become A Nation of Ghettos

Clever Trevor Said Our Society Our Society Our Society
Is Heading For Segregation,
Voluntary Apartheid to Be Blunt About It
A Racially And Culturally Divided Nation of Foreign Tribal Fiefdoms
Called Ethnic Minority Communities

Apparently, there are Now In England, Places Called White Ghettos
Wherein Live Isolated Pockets of Pagan And Christian Native Stereotypes
Called White British By Parliament
And Called Joe Bloggs by A Proper Charlie Clerk

At the New Labour PartyBag Seaside Conference 2005,
Phony Tony Blair Well And Truly Stuck In Accellerated Terminal CounterProductive Mode Said,
Look At britains’ Cities
We Know We Need Stricter Controls
Mass Immigration Makes my country britain Stronger
It’s True, Crime Is Down….
Burglary and Car Theft By Record Numbers
There Will Be A New War On Drugs (Shades of Grey Johnny Goggles)

Snorting Cocaine Is Against Parliamentary Criminal Law In my country britain
Education Education Education Is The Governments’ Number One Priority
London is the Envy And Awe of The Watching World
Change Is Marching On With An iPod

We Are Fast Forwarding Into The Future In BlairVision

New Labour Party Membership has Dropped To An All Time Low
Erm….

New Labour is to Be Renewed to Brand New Labour

Brand New Labour is Needed to Keep Up with The Accellerating Pace of Change in
This Era of Rapid Globalisation And Mass Migration to my country britain

Fings

Are Gonna Get Better




It Has Been An Excellent Year For The Hard Party
60% For Apathy In Staffordshire Is The Equivalent of One Seat In The House of Clowns

A Victory

A Little Acorn Mon Ami









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V:





Blue People


The Natives Are Revolting,
Their Fashion Is Wode,
They Are Blue People,
Their Leader Is Toad

They Are Quiet,
As Is Their Way,
They Have Much To Do
And Little To Say

They Are Waiting,
For A Rainy Day,
Then They Will Be Mud,
But For Now They Are Clay




The Wind of Change


THE TIME HAS COME
THE WALRUS SAID,
THERE IS NO MORE TIME TO WASTE,
SOMETHING MUST BE DONE SOON,
AND NOTHING MUST BE DONE IN HASTE

THE WIND OF CHANGE
IS WINDING UP,
AND GETTING READY TO BLOW,
AND WEATHER PIGS HAVE WINGS OR NOT,
CHANGE, IS SURE TO SHOW

IF THINGS DON’T CHANGE
THEY REMAIN THE SAME,
SAID THE CABBAGE TO THE KING,
THE WALRUS HAS GOT ITS’ HEAD SCREWED ON,
IT KNOWS ABOUT THESE THINGS

THE SAME IS BAD
AND GETTING WORSE,
EACH AND EVERY DAY,
IT’S LIKE A SORT
OF HUMAN CURSE,
THAT KEEPS GETTING WORSE,
IN EVERY WAY
EVERY DAY

THE PIG LOOKED UP,
AND RAISED ITS’ SNOUT,
AS IF IT WERE
ABOUT TO SHOUT,
BUT IT ONLY SNIFFED THE WIND
IN DOUBT,
AND TO THE WALRUS SAID,
WOT’S IT ALL ABOUT

IT’S ABOUT TIME,
SAID THE WALRUS,
AND SOMETHING IN THE AIR,
THINGS MUST CHANGE OR REMAIN THE SAME,
AND SO WE MUST PREPARE

THE WIND OF CHANGE
IS VERY STRONG,
IT BLOWS THE WORLD ALONG,
NOTHING FOREVER REMAINS THE SAME,
CHANGE IS THE NAME OF THE UNIVERSAL GAME

TO SEE THE UNIVERSE
IN A GRAIN OF SAND,
AND SO TO UNDERSTAND,
IS A COSMIC THING,
SAID THE CAT TO THE KING,
SIMPLE, YET EVER SO GRAND

TIME ON THE COSMIC SCALE,
SAID THE TORTOISE TO THE SNAIL,
IS LIKE A BIRD ON THE WING,
OR A SUNNY DAY IN SPRING,
OR A DRINK OF RAIN WATER,
FROM A BUCKET OR A PAIL

WE ARE MICROCOSMIC LIFE FORMS,
SAID THE SNAIL IN REPLY,
OURS IS BUT TO TAKE OUR TIME,
OURS IS BUT
TO DO
AND DIE

WE EACH HAVE A SPAN,
TORTOISE SNAIL AND MAN,
ON THE COSMIC SCALE OF THINGS,
WHERE TIME IN THE END,
EXTINCTION BRINGS,
TO STARS AND PLANETS,
TO CABBAGES AND KINGS

TIME AND TIDE
FOR NO MAN WAIT,
AND THERE IS A TIDE IN THE AFFAIRS OF MEN

THE WIND OF CHANGE
IS WINDING UP,
THE WALRUS SAID AGAIN





Found In Red Queens’ Silk Purse



TAO TE CHING



TO USE WORDS BUT RARELY IS TO BE NATURAL
I DO MY UTMOST TO ATTAIN EMPTINESS
I HOLD FIRMLY TO STILLNESS

IN SPEECH IT IS GOOD FAITH THAT MATTERS
IN AFFAIRS IT IS ABILITY THAT MATTERS
IN ACTION IT IS TIMELINESS THAT MATTERS


PRACTICE THE TEACHING THAT USES NO WORDS
AND KEEP TO THE DEED THAT CONSISTS IN TAKING NO ACTION


I TAKE NO ACTION AND THE PEOPLE ARE TRANSFORMED OF THEMSELVES
I PREFER STILLNESS AND THE PEOPLE ARE RECTIFIED OF THEMSELVES
I AM NOT MEDDLESOME AND THE PEOPLE PROSPER OF THEMSELVES

I AM FREE FROM DESIRE AND THE PEOPLE OF THEMSELVES BECOME SIMPLE
LIKE THE UNCARVED BLOCK

Novenmber 24th 005

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On aUNTIE mAUD Radio the other day, a former Head of The Metropolitan Police Force described the situation out on the littery streets as WAR

By The Way


V was Posted on April 13th 2003

And Not on September 13 2003 as currently shown

Vulture Warpost

Wednesday 8th February 006


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WAR

The Correct, Accurate and Definitive Description of the Current State of Affairs in
The United Kingdom is Disintegration

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http://www.alba.org.uk/dunfermline/dunfermline254.html

Copied from the BBC Scotland News 10th February

Shortly before midnight it was confirmed that the turnout was 48.74%, compared with 59.9% during last years' general election.

51.26% OF THE REGISTERED ELECTORATE DID NOT BOTHER TO VOTE Mon Ami,
AN EXCELLENT RESULT FOR THE HARD PARTY HARDBORE JOCKCORPS,
BEARING IN MIND THE THE COMBINED EFFORTS OF THE PARLIAMENTARY POLITICAL PARTY PARTICIPANTS

EXCELLENT

17th May 006



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TO
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THE RETIRED COPPER IN THE ROOSTING HOUSE
AND PHONY TONY BLAIR
AND PARLIAMENT ASSEMBLED






English Local Council Elections May 4th 2006 Post Mortem

The State of The Nation
The Nation Is Hardly Amused

33 Million Eligible to Vote
It Was A Warm Sunny Day All Over England

36% Turnout
64% Did Not Bother To Vote

RESULT
Corpus Phony Tony Blair And NewLabourLocalVisionUpandDownthecountry Got
26% of The 36% Turnout
One Quarter of One Third of 33 Million
Less Than Three Million Votes
LESS THAN 10%
of The Percentage Eligible To Vote Voted For More NewLabourLocalVision Government
UpandDownthecountry

This Is Known As The Staffordshire Effect
An Excellent Result For The Hard Party HardBore Bedrock Corps

The Hard Party Won Hands Down

No Surprise really when you think about it All
With Hindsight





ACCELERATED TERMINAL COUNTERPRODUCTIVE MODE

AND

THE REDUNDANT PARLIAMENTARY STATUS QUO



Old NewLabourPartyPooper Pale Margaret Buckett Well And Truly Stuck In Accelerated Terminal Counterproductive Jobseeker Mode
was on aUNTIE mAUD Radio on the 30th of April, Talking….
Talking About The Release Into Our Society Our Society Our Society
Of A Thousand or More Imported Murderers Paedophiles Rapists Armed Robbers And Drug Dealers
By A Proper Charlie Clerk Well And Truly Stuck In Accelerated Terminal Counterproductive CarryOnMinisterMode

Jobseeker Buckett Said
When You Start To Put Things Right,
That Is When You Find Out
How Bad
Things Are
A Proper Charlie Clerk Is The Best Man For The Job

Addressing Himself From The Government Dispatch Box To The Clowns Assembled In The Chamber
And Striking At The Very Core of The Hard Party Manifesto,
Corpus Phony Tony Blair Well And Truly Stuck In Accelerated Terminal Counterproductive Mode Said This:

A PROPER CHARLIE CLERK IS THE RIGHT MAN FOR THE JOB

THE REAL ISSUE THAT WE HAVE TO FACE IN THIS HOUSE IS
TO
CHANGE
THE
SYSTEM

A Proper Charlie Clerk Well And Truly Stuck In Accelerated Terminal Counterproductive CarryOnMinisterMode
Has Been Has Been Living Up To His Name In The Home Office
Corpus Blair Had to Sack A Proper Charlie Clerk
For Not Spotting A Long Term Systematic Failure Of The Parliamentary System

Phony Tony Corpus Blair Well And Truly Stuck In Accelerated Terminal Counterproductive Mode
Has Decided to Launch A High Powered Charm Offensive on The Arab World
By Making The Pale Buckett BrandNewLabourParty Secretary of State for Foreign Affairs
Well
Well
Well

The Pale Buckett Well And Truly Stuck In Accelerated Terminal Counterproductive CarryOnMinisterMode Said
I Am Flying By The Seat of My Pants

Knickers
Said The BoreyTory Rump Stump And Half A Pint of Lukewarm DD Party New Pleader In Accelerated Terminal Counterproductive Mode
Schoolgirls’ Knickers

Johnny Punchdrunk Prestcott Is Out For The Count On Full Pay And Perks,
Having Been Relieved of All Official Duties and Irresponsibilities
Johnny Being Found Non Compos Mentis
But Still The Best Man For The Job of Deputy Prime Minister

Acting Within A Parliamentary Criminal Law of His Own Making
Phony Tony Corpus Blair In A Classic Example of Accelerated Terminal Counterproductive Modus Operandi
Has Apparently Been BrandNewLabourParty Fundraising Through A MiddleForDiddleMan
On The One Hand
And Giving Away Life Peerages, Titles And Seats In The House of Noble Lords In The Palace of Westminster
On The Other Hand
To People that Happen to be the Big MoneyLenders
BrandNewLabourPartyBankers
By Whiter Than White Pure Coincidence

The Retired Copper In The House of Lords Is Looking Into The Matter,
Checking Out The Backgrounds of His New Found Chums,
Sniffing Around For The Stink of Corruption, PhonyTonyCronyism And Double Standards,
Assisting The Police With Their Inquiries
The Long Arm of The Law Is Said To Be Reaching Out To Knock on Number Ten
The Crown Prosecution Service Is In Waiting

Johnny Punchdrunk Prestcott Well And Truly Stuck In Accelerated Terminal Counterproductive
TellMeAllAboutItMode
Predicted With Rock Solid Certainty
That The End Result of The Cash For Peerages Scandal
Will Be A BrandNewLabourParty Parliamentary Criminal Law Saying that From Now On
It Will Be Legal For Parliamentary Political Parties To Be Funded By Mister Moneybags
With Tax Revenue
Taken Out of National Health Service Employees’ Pay Packets


THE END

THE END IS NIGH
SAID THE PROPHET OF DOOM
NIGH MEANS NEAR
AND NEAR MEANS SOON

REPENT, AND CHANGE
YOUR WICKED WAY,
OR GO TO THE DEVIL
ON
JUDGEMENT DAY


The BrandNewLabourVision Party Is Bankrupt
Their Only Way Is To Make Party Members Pay
To Increase RenewedBrandNewLabourParty Membership Subscription Fees
But That Would Cause A Decrease In OldNewLabourPartyFaithful Fully Paid Up And Fed Up Members,
Redundant Miners Shipbuilders Rover Shirkers And The Like

Echoing Osama bin Laden
Old LabourLoonyLeft Socialist Theologian And Parliamentary Authority on The Unwritten Constitution
A Mister Wedgiebenn Well And Truly Stuck In Accelerated Terminal Counterproductive Mode
Talking About The Collective Agony of The Thatcher Years on aUNTIE mAUD Radio the other day
shrugged his shoulders and Said This:

EVERYONE WHO VOTED FOR HER IS RESPONSIBLE FOR WOT SHE DID


If The Same Applies Equally To Phony Tony Blair And Parliament Assembled
As It Does According to Osama bin Laden, then

EVERYONE WHO VOTED FOR PARLIAMENT IS RESPONSIBLE FOR WOT THEY DO
AND FOR WOT THEY OMIT TO DO

EVERY MEMBER OF BOTH HOUSES
EVERY GOVERNMENT MINISTER
EVERY CABINET MINISTER
EVERY PRIVATE CONSULTANT
EVERY CIVIL SERVANT

EVERY DECISION
EVERY ACT
AND
EVERY PRIME MINISTER INCLUDING PHONY TONY CORPUS BLAIR

They Are Not Responsible
None of Them Are Held Responsible
Nobody Can Be Held Responsible
Or Liable


Funny Init

Living In A Parliamentary Democracy

As Parliamentarians like to call Our Democratic Monarchy





THE REDUNDANT PARLIAMENTARY STATUS QUO



EVERYTHING THEY SAY
AND
ANYTHING THEY DO
TURNS OUT TO BE COUNTERPRODUCTIVE
IN PHYSICAL REALITY

Those Who Vote for Parliament Are Held Responsible By Parliament Weather They Like It or Not
Parliament Is Completely Irresponsible
That Is The System



CONSEQUENCES

CONSEQUENCES
CONSEQUENCES
CONSEQUENCES
SUBSEQUENCES

WAR
As The Retired Copper In The Roosting House Would Say

War On The Littery Streets
A Direct Consequence of Inherited Systematic Parliamentary Criminal Irresponsibility that goes All The Way Back To Oliver Cromwell

You Are Responsible
You Voted For It
You Got Wot You Voted For
Government By Empty Vessels

You Get The Blame

Abstaining Is Consistent With The Way
Best Practice In The Present Dangerous Times As Confucius Would Say
No Vote
No Responsibility
No Criminal Liability
No Blame

Corpus Blair Well And Truly Stuck In Accelerated Terminal Counterproductive Modus Operandi
Appointed An Expert from His Department of Constitutional Affairs To Be
BrandNewLabourPartyVision4britain Country Life Minister
Without Asking Her First
And She Said No
I Do Not Wannabe BrandNewLabourVision4britain Country Life Minister
I Have Not Finished Correcting All The Spelling Mistakes, Grammatical Errors, Bizarre Legal Contradictions And Punctuation Mistakes In Your Original Draft of
The BrandNewLabourPartyVision4britainEuroMonsterStateConstitutiondotdocument tony

As if Suddenly Seeing The Light, the Westminster And Millbank WhistleBlowers And GossipMongers machine Is Now Describing Parliament And The British Government As Dysfunctional And Paralysed

Wot We Need In This country Is A Replacement For The Government Said The BoreyToryParty New Pleader

It Is The Job of Every Minister To Carry The Can Said Another Parliamentarian

They Keep Buggering Up Said An Expert Commentator On aUNTIE mAUD Radio

The First Law of Politics Is that You Listen To The People Boyo Said A BrandNewLabourParty Minister

The July 7th Bomber Was Not Placed Under Surveillance Because of A Lack of Resources
Said A Spud Murphy To A Parliamentary Intelligence And Security Committee

The British People Have No Confidence In The Parliamentary Criminal Justice System
Said Phony Tony Blair Well And Truly Stuck In Accelerated Terminal Counterproductive Mode
Hitting The Nail on The Head For Once

On The Subject of Immigration Immigration Immigration
Phony Tony Corpus Blair In Accelerated Terminal Counterproductive Mode Said More Needs To Be Done To Control It

The Brand New BrandNewLabourParty Home Secretary In Accelerated Terminal Counterproductive Mode Said Nobody Knows How Many Illegal Immigrants There are In Blairs’ country Britain

Blair Said The Problem Is In The System We Brand New Labour Inherited From Oliver Cromwell
We BrandNewLabourVision Have To Rebalance The System
The System Is Unbalanced
The Human Rights Act Leads To An Abuse of Common Sense
Phony Tony told Parliament that The Great Debate Is Now Turning To Civil Liberties And Social Order

The Government Is Well And Truly Stuck In Accelerated Terminal Counterproductive Mode And Is Completely Paralysed Said The BoreyToryParty New Pleader




You Have To Laugh


If You Cannot Laugh Yet, Don’t Worry

Nothing Is Going To Change

More Laughs Are Absolutely Guaranteed

The System Itself Guarantees More


MORE


QUIET, SAID THE VICAR
TO THE BOYS IN THE CHOIR,
I HEAR THE CRASHING SOUND
OF A HEAVY METAL DOOR

SOMEONE HAS GONE DOWN,
DOWN INTO THE CRYPT,
TO ASK THE DEVILL FOR
MORE
MORE
MORE

21st November 006

WODE IS THE OLD PHONETIC VERSION OF WOAD

THE DEVIL WITH A DOUBLE LL IS A TYPO

Wednesday 9th May 007



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This was first published on 26th May 2000 By Toad




OLIVER CROMWELLS’ HEAD


WHEN CROMWELL WAS BURIED,
SOME SAY, AFTER HE WAS DEAD,
SOME OTHERS DUG HIM UP,
AND THEN HACKED OFF HIS HEAD

AND THEY STUCK IT UP ON A SPIKE,
JUST OVER THERE,
ON THE SUNNY SIDE
OF PARLIAMENT SQUARE

OLIVER CROMWELLL
WARTS AN’ ALL,
WAS FAT SQUAT AND UGLY
AND BY NO MEANS TALL

AND ALL WERE AGREED,
WHEN THEY SAW HIS HEAD,
THAT IT LOOKED A LOT BETTER
NOW THAT IT WAS
BLOODY WELL DEAD





OLIVER CROMWELLS’ CAN


WHEN CROMWELL THE VAIN,
CHOPPED OFF KING CHARLIES’ HEAD,
HE SHOULD HAVE KNOWN THAT IT MEANT
THAT THE KING IS DEAD

AND THAT ONLY A KING,
CAN TAKE ANOTHER KINGS’ HEAD,
’COS WHEN THE KING IS DEAD,
THE CROWN GOES ON
TO THE NEW KINGS’ HEAD

CROMWELL THE VAIN,
DID NOT WANT TO BE KING,
BUT LORD PROTECTOR OF ENGLAND INSTEAD,
HE CHOSE COLLECTIVE RESPONSIBILITY WITH OTHERS,
INSTEAD OF CARRYING THE CROWN
ON HIS OWN BODY AND HEAD

IT WAS NOT LONG,
BEFORE KING CHARLIES’ CROWN,
WAS GETTING TARNISHED AND BROWN
FROM BEING LEFT LYING AROUND,
SO SOON AFTER CROMWELL THE VAIN WAS DEAD,
THE COMMON PEOPLE TO PARLIAMENT SAID,
WHY DON'T YOU PUT THAT CROWN BACK UP,
ON THE RIGHTFUL KINGS’ HEAD

SO THE NEW KING GOT CROWNED,
BUT HAD TO SIT SILENT WITHOUT HIS AXE,
AS PARLIAMENT RULED AND COLLECTED
THE COMMONWEALTH IN TAX

BUT THAT WAS THEN
AND THIS IS NOW,
AND THAT OVER THERE
IS A JUST BROWN COW

WHEN CROMWELL THE VAIN
CHOPPED OFF KING CHARLIES’ HEAD,
CROMWELL WAS NEITHER KING NOR KNIGHT,
AND WHEN KING CHARLIES’ CROWN
FELL OFF HIS DEAD HEAD,
CROMWELL BECAME
A KING BY RIGHT

BUT RED KINGS’ CROWN,
OLIVER CROMWELL TURNED DOWN,
AND SO CROMWELL THE VAIN
WAS CROWNED CROMWELL THE BROWN

AND A BROWN KINGS’ COPPER CROWN,
CAN BE TAKEN BY A BLACK KNIGHT IN RED,
JUST AS A BLACK KINGS’ HEAD
CAN BE TAKEN BY A RED KING IN RED

WHEN CROMWELL WAS DEAD,
SOMEONE HAD TO CARRY THE CAN,
THE TRAITORS SEARCHED AROUND,
AND THEY FOUND THE VERY MAN,
AND CROMWELLS’ SUCCESSOR,
WITH THE BLOW DRIED HAIR,
JUST STRAPPING HIMSELF NOW
INTO THAT AMERICAN ELECTRIC CHAIR,
IS THE CLOWN WHO CALLS HIMSELF
THE LEADER OF THE BRITISH PEOPLE

BROWN KING

Phony Tony
Corpus Blair






Time And Tide


THE TIME HAS COME
THE TIME HAS GONE,
THE DEVIL NEEDS A NEW HOME

ALL HE HAS LEFT,
IS THE SHIRT ON HIS BACK,
AND THE DEED TO THE MILLENNIUM DOME








The Right To Reply




MORE MORE MORE

bY tonY



AS CROMWELLS’ SUCCESSOR,
I AM PROUD
TO SAY,
THAT BEHIND CLOSED DOORS IN
PARLIAMENT,
WE STILL DO THINGS
OLIVER
CROMWELLS’
WAY

'COS POLITICS IS A DIRTY GAME,
PLAYED BY THE DIRTY,
THE PROUD,
THE STUPID,
THE IGNORANT
THE ARROGANT,
THE CORRUPT
AND
THE VAIN

EUROPES’ REGIONAL POLICY MEANS,
WE CAN APPLY TO BRUSSELS,
FOR GENEROUS EUROMONSTER GRANTS,
TO BUILD MORE PSYCHIATRIC HOSPITALS
SCHOOLS AND NURSING HOMES,
FOR OURSELVES,
OUR CHILDREN,
AND,
OUR AGED UNCLES AND AUNTS

'COS THE HEALTH OF THE NATION
IS VERY BAD,
AND GETTING WORSE IN EVERY WAY EVERY DAY,
AND IT SEEMS NOT TO GET ANY BETTER,
NO MATTER WOT WE POLITICIANS,
DO
OR
SAY

WOT MAY SEEM MAD OR INSANE
TO TAXPAYERS LIKE YOU,
DOES NOT AT ALL SEEM
MAD TO ME

I PAY FORTUNES TO
EXPERT CONSULTANT BEHAVIOURAL PSYCHOLOGISTS,
WHO KNOW ALL ABOUT MADNESS
AND INSANITY

IT WOULD BE MAD COW
TO LEAVE EUROPE NOW,
'COS THE TREATY OF ROME
CONTAINS A PENALTY CLAUSE

LEAVING,
TO PUT IT BLUNTLY,
WOULD BANKRUPT THIS COUNTRY,
AND LEAVE YOU ALL BROKE,
AND CLUTCHING AT STRAWS

THE MODERN WORLD IS FAR TOO COMPETETIVE,
FOR bRITAIN TO GO IT ALONE,
WE SHOULD STAY IN CONSTANT TOUCH
WITH OUR EUROMATES,
ON OUR
MOBILE
‘PHONES

Thursday May 24th 007



BLACK JACK IN THE GOVERNMENT DISPATCH BOX TO
THE MAN IN WHITE AND THE VICTIM OF CRIME IN THE PUBLIC GALLERY
THE HACKS IN THE PRESS AND MEDIA CIRCUS GALLERY
AND PHONY TONY CORPUS BLAIR
AND PARLIAMENT ASSEMBLED




V Times




ENOUGH IS AS GOOD AS A FEAST

There were Local Council Elections Upandownthecountry on the 5th of May

30% of the Registered Electorate Voted
70% of the Registered Electorate Did Not Bother To Vote, Plus
100% of The Illiterati Did Not Vote

An Excellent Result for The Hard Party HardBore Council Flat Plumbing Corps

30% of That 200% Equals 15% of The Population

15% of The Population Support The Redundant Parliamentary Party Political Local Government System In The United Kingdom
By Voting For More
Sad Init

A BoreyTory BentlyBoy Mouthpiece on aUNTIE mAUD Radio Was Bragging and Boasting,
Saying that in One Place The NewBentlyBrandBoreyToryParty Won The Seat With
With A Massive
40% of The Vote

40% of 30% Equals 12%

12% of That 200% Equals 6% of 100%

Bently Boy And The NewBentlyBrandBoreyToryParty Are Currently Supported
In Local Councils Upandownthecountry
By About
6% of The Population
Diminishing

As Their New Bleeder Well And Truly Stuck In Accelerated Terminal CounterProductive National Party Political Pleadership Mode Said
We Must Change to NewBentlyTurboBrand BoreyToryIsm
Or Die

BentlyBoy then Said Something About EDUCATION EDUCATION EDUCATION
And Old Fashioned Grammar Schools And
73% of The Fully Paid Up And Fed Up NewBentlyBrandBoreyToryParty Members
Upandownthecountry
Changed Back To Old Fashioned OnYerBikeBrand BoreyToryism


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Up, In Bonny Scotland, The Scottish Political Independence Party
Beat NewLabourInBlairVision with A Majority of 3 Seats In The Scottish Hung Parliament
BentlyBoy And The BoreyToryBentlyBrandParty Got The Sack

Given that The Turnout And Voting proportions fit The United Kingdom National Picture,
It All Adds Up to Another Excellent Result for The Hard Party HardBore CaberTossing JockCorps

That Independence Party Majority In The Scottish Hung Parliament Indicates And Is Interpreted By Some
As Progress,
Indicating As It Does, That Disintegration Leads To Fragmentation

But The EUBrand EuroMonsterStateUnion Is Intent Upon Swallowing The United Kingdom Whole

The Devolved Parliament In Scotland Is A Worthless Political Token
A Party Political Parliamentary Sop to Democracy

Scotland Will Be Regionalised
And Then Wiped Off The Grand Imperial EuroMonsterStateUnion Official Map
Of The EEBrand Treaty of Rome European Empire

Scotland Was Betrayed Along With The Rest of The United Kingdom
When Parliament Assembled In The Form of Brown King Fat Boy Teddy
Signed The United Kingdom Into The European Economic Community EECBrand Treaty of Rome

Brown King Phony Tony Corpus Blair And Brown King In Waiting Mister Moneybags
AKA The DoubleBrownEuroBanker, Have Written The Political, Economic And Demographic NewLabourInBlairVision2012 Simplified EuroMonsterStateUnion Constitutional Update
For The EUBrand Treaty of Rome

But Brown King Has Yet To Deliver That Particular Betrayal To The Queen or To The People
So Scotland Survives For Another Day
Apathy Won Hands Down


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In Central Manchester The Turnout Has Diminished Further
To A Reported
16% of The Registered Electorate
And None of The Rest
Less Than 10% of All Bothered to Vote
More Than 90% Did Not Bother to Vote
A Significant Advance for The Hard Party HardBore Inner City Pavement Pounding Corps

NewLabourInBlairVision2012 Upandownthecountry Took A Nosedive
27% of The 30% Nationwide Voted For More NewLabourInBlairVision2012 Local Government
27% of 30% Equals About
8%

And When You Add The 73% Plus All The Illiterati Including The Children
Plus An Avalanche of Spoiled Ballot Papers, You Find That The True Vote
For More NewLabourInBlairVision2012 Parliamentary Party Political Rule In
Local Government Throughout The United Kingdom Amounts To About

5% of The Population In Physical Reality


And


More Than
80% of The Population Do Not Support The Redundant Party Political Parliamentary Democracy System
And The Party Political Rule of Party Political Parliamentary Criminal Law In The United Kingdom Today
By Voting For More

But They Are Getting More Weather They Like It Or Not
And There Is No Justice In That

Less Than
10% of The Population Currently Support The NewLabourInBlairVision2012BrandParty
And Its’ Architects And Executive Directors
Phony Tony Corpus Blair And Mister MoneyBags AKA The DoubleBrownEuroBanker
Brown King In Waiting

The Hard Party is Now Firmly Established Throughout The United Kingdom
Or Nationwide if You Prefer,
Supported By More Than
80% of The British People
Waiting For A Rainy Day


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Phony Tony Corpus Blair Saw the Results and Fled to Sedgefield to Act out Yet Another Betrayal

To A small group of Old Fashioned Old Labour Party Supporters in Trindon Ladies Tea Club,
The Real Tony Blair Hand On Heart Proudly Resigned as
Triumphant Old Labour Seaside Conference Elected National Party Pleader,
And Announced His Intention to Proudly Resign In Honour And Triumph to
The Queen In Buckingham Palace,
After A Celebration Special Prime Ministers’ Testimonial
Scriptwriting And Dispatch Box Slapstick Clowning And Delivery Session Live In Parliament
On the 27th of June 2007
And Move On
To Talk About It All In A Dinner Jacket for More Money Elsewhere

Mister MoneyBags AKA The DoubleBrownEuroBanker Will Be Your New Bleeder And His Coronation will Be at A Special Celebration NewLabourInBlairVisionParty Seaside Conference in 27 Acacia Avenue On 24th June 2007



Phony Tony Corpus Blair Well And Truly Stuck In Accelerated Terminal CounterProductive MealyMouthMode Sitting With Brown Kings’ Crown On His Head,
Let The Real Tony Blair Write His Own Old Labour Party Leaders’ Resignation Speech For The Trindon Occasion
And It Showed

In Parliament And At The Dispatch Box
Phony Tony Corpus Blair Is A Clown,
A Performer
A Winner

All His Speeches And The Responses Are Scripts Written By Unelected People
Like Alistair Campbell For Instance

Behind Closed Doors In Parliament And In Cabinet,
The Real Tony Blair Is Cromwells’ Successor
Brown King With The Great Seal of England In One Hand
And Oliver Cromwells’ Can In The Other

Upfront And At The Dispatch Box
The Real Tony Blair Is Phony Tony Corpus Blair
Her Majestys’ Democratically Elected Prime Minister of State
The Clown Who Calls Himself The Leader of The British People

Deputy Prime Minister Johnny PunchDrunk Prestcott
Is The Real Tony Blairs’ Right Hand Man
Johnny PunchDrunk Prestcott Does Brown Kings’ HeadBanging In Cabinet Meetings These Days
And Is A Useful Clown To Have Hanging Around
As Brown King In Waiting Mister MoneyBags The DoubleBownEuroBanker Once Said To The Real Tony Blair

The Real Phony Tony Baloney Turned Up In Trindon Labour Club

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This Is Wot Phony Tony Corpus Blair Well And Truly Stuck In Accelerated Terminal CounterProductive Party Political Pleadership Resignation Speech Mode Said
In Hand On Heart Born Again Sincerity Mode Full of Pregnant Pauses And Blushing Bride Hesitancy

Erm
I Only Know Wot I Believe
You Have To Fight For Wot You Believe in
I Believe In Party Political Parliamentary Democracy And The Rule of Party Political Parliamentary Criminal Law
You Have To Fight For Wot You Believe in
You Have To Fight For Wot I Believe in
I Am Your Leader
That Is Wot I Believe
I Lead You Follow
Erm
It Woz Bank of England Independence which Gave Us Economic Stability
Hand On Heart I Have Great Respect For The British People
It Has Been An Honour To Be Their Leader

Erm

After One Hundred And Forty Thousand Pages of Legislation
And Twenty-three Criminal Justice Bills in the past Nine Years,
My NewLabourInBlairVisionBrand Party Political Government Will Put Victims At The Heart
Of Its’ Criminal Justice Bill Number 24
Erm
Hand On Heart I Did Wot I Thought Woz Right
Hand On Heart I Did Wot I Thought Woz Right for this country
My country britain
Erm
Your Duty As Cromwells’ Successor Is To Act According To Your Personal Convictions
Your Personal Convictions Are Your Beliefs
That Is Wot I Believe
I Believe That You Believe Me
You Have To Fight For Wot I Believe In
Osama bin Laden Said So
Erm
You Have To Fight For Wot I Believe
I Only Know Wot I Believe
Erm
A Stable Economy is The Foundation of A Fair and Prosperous Society

And On It Went to The End

The Real Phony Tony Blair Scored Zero Points For Script, Content, Presence And Delivery

We Will Be Seeing And Hearing More of The Real Boring Useless Tony Blair




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As The Real Tony Blair was Writing Phony Tony Blairs’ Political Party Pleader Resignation Speech,
He Found That As In War,
The Beginning Is Just One Simple Step On The Way To The End,
And Always Looks Easy

The Real Tony Blair Began With A Simple Statement of Party Political Pleadership Resignation

But Phony Tony Missed His Regular Scriptwriters and Got Bored And Fed Up,
And Started Dominating, and Urging The Real Boring Useless Tony Blair To Get On With It,
Pump Up The Adrenalin,
And Talk From The Heart

The Real Tony Blair Spoke Thus:
Something about Great Expectations 10 Years Ago,
And Lifting Millions of Children In The United Kingdom From Below The Poverty Line
To Above The Poverty Line 100 Years Ago
Plus
Now, In 2007, You Can Easily Point To Things That Are Wrong
Or Grievances That Fester

Plus
Crime Is Down
Education Health And Fings Are Better

The Terrorists Around The World Will Never Give Up if We Give Up
We Means You
I Am Giving Up




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About War Against General Hussein And The Defining Action of The 21st Century

The Real Tony Blair Said I Would Be Happy And Proud To Send My Son
To Fight For Party Political Parliamentary Democracy And
The Obedience of The Common People To The Rule of Party Political Parliamentary Criminal Law
In The Dead Republic of Iraq

If Happened To Be That My Son Was In The British Army Like Prince Harry But He Is Not

For Many It Can’t Be Worth it
As For Me, I think We Should Stay
As For Me, I Think We Should Stay
Her Majestys’ Armed Forces Should Stay In Iraq Until The Job Is Done
Why Do I Have To Repeat Myself

The Job Is To Leave Behind A Civil War
Or
A Stable Prosperous Democratic Republic of Iraq
It Is As Simple As That

I Believe That Her Majestys’ Armed Forces Should Stay In Iraq Until The Job Is Done

As For Me, I Think We Should Stay
As For Me, I Think You Should Stay
As For Me, I Think They Should Stay
As For Me
I Am Moving On
My Sincere Apologies for The Times I Have Fallen Short
Good Luck



But That Was Not The Final Betrayal, just Another Betrayal

The Real Tony Blair Well And Truly Stuck In Accelerated Terminal CounterProductive Bleedership Mode Said:

This country Is A Blessed Nation
The British Are Special
The World Knows It
In Our Innermost Thoughts, We Know It
This Is The Greatest Nation On Earth
So It Has Been An Honour To Serve It

Vanity Is The Absolute Root of Evil

My country britain ( UKplc Brand ) Is The Greatest Nation On Earth
My country britan Is A Blessed Nation
I Am Blessed
The British Are Blessed
The British Are Special
I Am Proud To Call Myself British
I Am Proud of mycountrybritain
I Am Special
The World Knows It

In My Innermost Thoughts, I Know It
In Your Innermost Thoughts, You Know It
In His Innermost Thoughts, He Knows It
In Her Innermost Thoughts, She Knows It
In Our Innermost Thoughts, We Know It
In Their Innermost Thoughts, They Know it
I Lead The Greatest Nation On Earth
I Am The Greatest Leader On Earth
I Am A Great World Bleeder

The Real Tony Blair Is A Special Case

Support For The Real Tony Blair And The NewLabourInBlairVisionBrand Political Party
Fell Through The Floor In Trindon And Nationwide

From Mon Pauvre Jaccques, Silence
From The Rain In Spain, Silence
From The Prodi EuroMonsterState Toady, Silence

From The British People, Silence

From Mugabe In Harare In Zimbabwe
You
You Br
You Brr
You Brrr
You Brrreetish
You Think You Are Great
You Think You Are Special



As if To Prove The Point on aUNTIE mAUD Radio,
A MealyMouthed Member of Phony Tonys’ Personal Government Cabinet of Cronies Said:
Crime Has Been Going Down Consistently Since The Kray Twins Were Locked Up In 1985
Tony Blair Has Been The Greatest Prime Minister In British History

So Now You Know
That Is The Story
That Has Been The Inside Story For The Last Ten Years
Tony Blair Has Been
The Greatest Prime Minister In British History


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Resignation Speech Over, The Real Tony Blair Found Himself Standing Alone
And Fled To British Army Headquarters In The Green Zone In Bhahghdhahd,
But The Building Came Under Mortar Attack,
So corporal BlairMonty Fled To The Place of 120,000 Rivers And Streams
And Found Refuge In The British Army Headquarters There

But The Hostile Natives Had Been Following The Great Brown Bleeder On Their Mobile ’phones
And The Building Came Under Mortar Attack

The Real Boring Useless Tony Blair Got Angry
And Accused The Press And Media Circus Hacks of Reporting Only The Bad News
From The Dead Republic of Iraq
Including Brown King of Irresponsibility
And A Defining Action And Aftermath Inclusive Death Toll of
Over
600,000 Mesopotamian Natives
Over
4,000 General Bush Hard Ground Disposable RoBoUnits
And,
Over 100 of The Queens’ Men

The Consequences Have Been Fierce Unrelenting And Costly Said corporal Blairmonty

Bhahghahdhahd Is A Pile of Rubble

The Whole of Mesopotamia Is Bad Ground

Bloody Bad


So Bad,
That Standing In For Brown King Corpus Blair,
Deputy Prime Minister Johnny PunchDrunk Prestcott Well And Truly Stuck In Accelerated Terminal CounterProductive Dispatch Box Boasting Mode, And Parliament Assembled For Lunch,
Were Joking And Laughing And Cheering And Jeering About It And Everything Else

Laughing

That Is How Bad The Sickness Is In Parliament Assembled




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The Real Tony Blair
With Zero Fully Paid Up Party Political Standing And Power In Physical Reality
Anywhere In The World,
Had Fled To America,
To Talk
Hand On Heart
About The Death Toll In Mesopotamia,
To The Man Who Calls Himself A War President To The World
And You Are My People To The MegaBuck WASP Establishment In America

It Is Bloody Bad Said The Real Phony Tony Blair,
It Is No Longer Possible For The English To Buy A Decent Cup of Tea In London
So I Am Going To Resign To The Queen In Buckingham Palace
And Move On
Said The Real Boring Useless Tony Blair,
As If It Made Any Difference To General Bush In Particular
Or to Any Texan In A Ten Gallon Hat In General

Bloody Bad
Said The Old Duke About The Gutted And Smouldering Remains of The Cutty Sark
A Few Days Later

In The United Kingdom,
Parliament Assembled And In Fully Convinced And Unanimous Agreement
Says That The Real Tony Blair Cannot Be Trusted Because
Nobody Can Believe A Word The Real Tony Blair Says

And Because Her Majesty The Queens’ Executive Prime Minister of State
Phony Tony Corpus Blair Lied To Parliament During The Wind Up To
War Against General Hussein And The Military Invasion of The Republic of Iraq

And Because In The United Kingdom The Common People United
Are For An Historic First Time In Full Agreement With Parliament Assembled
And Unanimous About The Real Tony Blair

The Common People Do Not Trust The Real Tony Blair
And They Do Not Believe A Word He Thinks Or Says About Them
Or Anyone Else
Or Any Thing Else,
Including The Iraq Dossier,
Himself
And His Own Innermost Thoughts And Beliefs And Convictions

Seeing Phony Tony Down But Not Out,
General George Washington Bush II Decided To Put The Cowboy Boot Into His War Ally
With Some Friendly Fire From The Heart

BillyGoat Clinton Stood In For A Laugh,
And Said That Phony Tony Blairs’ Backing of GW During The Planning, Wind-Up to, and Execution of,
War Against General Hussein And The Defining Action of The 21st Century
Was And Is A Major Tragedy For The World

A Strategic Disaster As Master Sun Would Say



Meanwhile

Deputy Prime Minister Johhny PunchDrunk Prestcott
Well And Truly Stuck In Accelerated Terminal CounterProductive Cabinet Head Banging Mode,
Stood In for Corpus Blair
At The Government Dispatch Box in The Place That Calls Itself The Mother of Parliaments

Johnny PunchDrunk Prestcott Brown King For The Day,
Wrote His Own Script
In His Private Office Behind The Apostrophe of Catostrophy On His Door

Johnny PunchDrunk Prestcott,
With Brown Kings’ Copper Crown Borrowed For The Day On His Head,
Found All The Words In His Innermost Mind,
Just As The Real Boring Useless Tony Blair Did for His Own Party Political Pleadership Resignation Speech In Trindon

Parliament Had A Field Day By Parliaments’ Standards

The Performance of The Deputy Prime Minister And Parliament Assembled
Well And Truly Stuck In Accelerated Terminal CounterProductive
Democratic Representation, Accountability And Responsibility Mode
Was Universally Condemned As A Total Disgrace To The Nation
And A Shame Upon Parliament Assembled And The Nation That Votes For It
And Gets Tarred With Brown Kings’ Special Dirty Brown ToothBrush
The Blessed People
The Special People
The Greatest Nation On Earth

Corpus Blair And Parliament Assembled Represent Us To Ourselves
And
Us To The World
In Physical Reality



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Chancellor of Cromwells’ Exchequer Brown King In Waiting Mister MoneyBags The Double Brown EuroBanker
Well And Truly Stuck In Accelerated Terminal CounterProductive NewLabourInBlairVisionParty Political Pleadership Campaigning Mode Said There Have Been Many Mistakes,
The Millennium Dome Is One,
A Good Place To Start A List From
As It Is A Sink of Corruption In Physical Reality
Saving Africa Will Take 150 Years

Phony Tony Corpus Blair Is Resigning And Moving On For This Reason And To Avoid This Day



Parliament Is Preparing For A Coronation


Johhny PunchDrunk Prestcott In Waiting Is The Power Behind The Throne

Sod Democracy

Mister MoneyBags The DoubleBrownEuroBanker Will Be Crowned Brown King in Physical Reality At The Labour Party National Seaside Conference In 24 Acacia Avenue And In Parliament By Parliament Assembled

Then, Without A Democratic Mandate of Any Description,
Brown King Will Go to Buckingham Palace Where The Queen Will Say Finding Good Staff Is A Perennial Problem And then Ask Him To Form A NewLabourInBrownVision2012PartyBrand Personal Cabinet Government
Full of Parliamentary Criminal Law BrownBoot Lickers

Nothing Is Going To Change

All You Are Going to Get Is More

More Blessings In Disguise

That You Did Not Ask For Or Vote For

MORE MORE MORE



Funny Init


IT IS A FUNNY THING ABOUT MEN SAID THE DEVIL,
THAT THEY CANNOT LIVE AND LEARN,
THAT FOR THEIR SINS,
THEY MUST PAY,
THAT FOR THEIR SINS,
THEY MUST BURN

IF YOU CANNOT BE GOOD BE CAREFUL
SAID THE DEVIL,
BE VERY CAREFUL MY FRIEND,
’COS FUNNY THINGS HAPPEN
TO CARELESS MEN,
SOONER
OR
LATER
OR
IN
THE
END





The Real Tony Blair And The Right To Reply



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DANGEROUSLY HIGH LEVELS OF SALMONELLA,
CAN BE FOUND IN EGGS, CHICKEN LEGS AND CHICKEN WINGS,
I PAY FORTUNES TO EXPERT ANIMAL WELFARE CONSULTANTS,
WHO KNOW ALL ABOUT SUCH MYSTERIOUS THINGS

SO WHEN IT COMES TO BREAKFAST LUNCH OR DINNER,
TO THE BEST OF PARLIAMENTS’ KNOWLEDGE,
THE FAT OUGHT TO EAT LESS AND GET THINNER,
AND THE THIN OUGHT TO EAT MORE PORRIDGE

BY EATING PORRIDGE YOU GET YOUR OATS,
AS EVERY FARMER KNOWS,
AND AFTER A BOWLFUL OF PORRIDGE
YOUR FACE LIGHTS UP,
AND YOU TWINKLE FROM HEAD TO TOES

UP, IN BONNY SCOTLAND,
THEY EAT PORRIDGE ALL THE TIME,
THAT’S WHY THEY WALK ABOUT IN SKIRTS IN THE COLD,
LOOKING SO SUBLIME

SO FROM NOW ON IT’S PORRIDGE EVERY DAY,
MORE PORRIDGE FOR PARLIAMENT
AS THE BEADLE WOULD SAY

SO PICK UP YOUR BOWLS
AND WOODEN SPOONS,
AND EAT PORRIDGE WITH ATTITUDE
THE NEWLABOUR WAY

PS Charityplayer Forgot to Insert This Number 10 DoorLink Into The Space Between These Two Lines In The Previous Posting Phony Tony Corpus Blair Is Resigning And Moving On For This Reason And To Avoid This Day http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/h2g2/alabaster/F30650?thread=313378 Parliament Is Preparing For A Coronation