h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Nah, life is too short! Let's spend some time sharing the cervitiams instead!

You could probably fool me!

sharing the cervitiae you mean?

And my post was, in fact, in reply to an ancient post conserning seizing different things. I don't like this forum system at all, the way it shoves all replies to the end of the buggering list and all that.

Carpe saltatricem!

(not sure about the inflection there, damn 3rd declination gives me a headache)

If you are developing a headache, maybe you should relax a little and take your eyes of screen for a moment.

Or maybe you should allow yourself a nice, big glass of water.

Or maybe you should go to http://www.h2g2.com/A252217 for counsel about your problems. Go on, try it - it's absolutely free.

Whatever you do, be sure to do it right! And seize the damn dog...

Now now, I just sat down in front of the screen 40 minutes ago.
And my opinion about water is that it's only for plants and animals. I think I'll have some

I'd rather seize the cat, I have a chronic dislike of all things canine.

Why do you think I want it seized?

Felines rule the WORLD! Just ask Greebo T. Cat... Nope, I am not very much into canines either.

Not to mention the Egyptians. Boy, those guys had a serious thing for cats.

You are free to keep your cats, your water, your declinations and your headaches - as long as I can keep my cervitiams!

Seriously though: I have had both cats and dogs (yes, even at the same time!) and it was very interesting - to say the least. These days I lease a dog on the odd occasion and I am regularly visited by the cats of the neighbourhood. It's a lot easier that way.

BTW: The h2g2-system is not all that bad, but "This is a reply to *this posting*"??? What kind of information is that?

An irrelevant one?

A saying:
Dogs think that their owners are God.
Cats KNOW that they are God.

Deus est...

Er, no - it is perfectly relevant. I discovered that minutes after the posting. But hey, I'm only half human, so...

Pardon me?

The thing is if you click on the underlined "this posting" you will be shown the posting that ... oh, you mean me being "half-human"? Well, does the name Clark Kent ring a bell? Please don't give me away!

Ah well... Yes, it was the half-human bit. But C.Kent is not half human, he just looks like a goofy human.
Surely, you are not...

Anyway, I am but half-human. So I should know.

Why do fora on H2G2 always turn weird?

So now I'm not human at all?

Well, at least someone out there believes I don't look goofy...

Myt mother always said: Weird is as weird does. He-he-he!

And proud of it!

Proud of believing I don't look goofy?

Or as we used to say in the RAF...
Nil illigitimum carborundum

Don't let the B******s grind you down!!!

Proud of being weird!

Proud of being impossible to grind down!

Proud of being an H2G2 researcher!

Proud of being weird? Now THAT really IS weird!

Like I said - and proud of it!