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Nope I made a more useful page, a page with Something...
This page used to have no useful information.
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I was notified that this page has useful information but not in the form in which we would understand it to be. For it is in itself one of billions of paradoxes that plague our universe. Since then I have updated my page subject accordingly.
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Ever since then this page has taken a different direction. To make a better hitch hiker's guide I've made this page more like a portal.That is what makes this page special, different, arrogant, and useful. This page has a few rather unique features. Like the Mail box, or the ability to submit your own articles for others to view on THIS page. I also have a section where you can vote on your favorite user page. Other neat stuff will added soon, so bookmark this site NOW!
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<p> Increadibly Important Information!! All of the cool stuff you see below is (for the most part) not working right now. H2g2 went and made a lot of adjustments to H2G2 and it has messed up all my cool stuff. A few people (Jim Lynn) have been spreading nasty rumors that the stuff on my page never worked. This is not true, and I am working very hard to fix it. Thank you for you attention, if you have any further questions you may email me at [email protected]
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<A href="/P150779">Rock the Vote!</A> Vote for your favorite researcher's page!
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Be sure to click on the <A href="/morepages.cgi?status=3&status=4&status=5&status=6&userid=54910">click to see all user pages</A> link because I messed up and posted the same one about Starship Titanic about six or seven times. If you figure out how to delete user pages, let me know!
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Now you can add to my page! Have anything important to say? don't say it on your own page, say it on mine! Click on the link to try it out. You will recieve as much credit as you want to include. Please don't put up a lot of jibberish(or any jibberish at all), I have no way to delete them yet.
<A href="/P150454">P150454 Click to add a page to my page!?!</A> If you are incredibly lost go to <A href="/P150544">P150544 How to add a page to my page</A>
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I have added a Mail box for questions comments or jibberish you feel I ought to know. It's not realy a mail box, but a forum in disguise, but we'll just pretend. <A href="/forumframe.csi?forum=19751&thread=17761">Send mail.</A>
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