h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

As an so-called adult, in my current state, having just arrived home a short time ago, I have;
Right hand jeans pocket, attached to belt, a large key thinggy clip, attached to which is my one and only key, and a beer bottle opener; the beer bottle opener is to weigh down my single one key, which opens my front door, and allow both the key and the weight, to hang inside my pocket.
My left hand jeans pocket is empty, but contained my mobile phone, until I got home, and took it out.
My rear, right-hand, jeans pocket, contains my wallet, this contains far too much loose change, which will be decanted out into the requisit containers as soon as I can find the energy to stand up, sufficient cash in notes to last me a fortnight, and one bank card and one so-called credit card (which is only used as a debit card, due to instant payment via DD, which I use for online purchasing basically, as the credit card carries, I think, more insurance/protection).

My shirt pocket contains a tissue and did contain my cigarettes and lighters, until I got home and threw them onto the sofa.

As a child/when I was younger, My denim jacket would contain;
adjustible spanner, set of allen keys, lock knife, small screwdrivers,patch cables, 9V battery, plous waht ever had just entered the pockets that day. Trousers much the same as they do today, but no bank card, or credit card, and no keys, plus useually a penknife. Gosh, half ofthat would probably be illegal to have on my person thesedays