Blue Meanies

This is my H2G2 Page

This is my H2G2 page. There are many like it but this one is Mine. My H2G2 page is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life. Without me, my H2G2 page is useles.Without my H2G2 page I am usless.I must type my page true. I must spell more correctly than my enemy, who is trying to kill me. I must shoot him before he shoots me. I will. Before God I swear this creed; my H2G2 page and myself are defenders of my country, we are the masters of my enemy, we are the saviours of my life. So be it, until there is no enemy, but peace. Amen.¹

Smileys

Yep, Bluebottle has become another person to draw his own smileys².

Australian	Lego	Yin Yang
Tomato	Evil	Apple
Smi	Water Drop	Lord Smiley
Saint Smiley	Back of Head	Exploding Brains
Teapot	Dumbell	Barbell
Punk	Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle	Smiley avec Legs
Invisible	Metric smiley	Lightbulb
Smiley of Borg	Ill	Miss Smiley
Muscle smiley	See Through	Electric-shock
Confused	Half-eaten	Doughnut
JChinese - by Roasted Amoeba	Flower power!	Pie chart
Snail	Parachute	Microscopic
British	Millennium Dome	Bicycle
Slimey Smiley	Sun	Bikini
Radioactive	Eclipse	Isle of Wight
Valentine's Day Love	Valentine's Day Heart	Valentine's Day Couple
	The Post

Friends Pages

And Now For A Fish Called Honda

Once upon a time there was a Fish called Honda, and he had a motorbike. One day he took his motorbike for a walk in the wild woods. "Hello," he said to all those in the Forest. "I like playing with matches." "With matches?!?!" everyone else called as they saw his nice bike. They were so afraid, that they killed him. The moral of the story is to never talk to strangers.

Recommended Links

I don't really believe in advertising, but here are some things that I think you should see.

• The Waterworks:
  • The Beach
  • The Swimming Pool
  • The Fountain
  • The Sewers
  • The River
  • The Public Toilets
  • The Lifeguard Station
  • The Sea
  • The Fish Pond
  • The Boat Yard
  • The Waterworks Map
• So Long, And Thanks For Laughing - The H2G2 Joke Directory.
• I have contributed several articles for The Post - see the Bluebottle Archive.
• Some pictures that I've taken have made it to the Edited Guide! These can be seen on Bluebottle's Photographs page.
• Are you one of the Researchers I've Met?
• Help compile a list of Things There Should Be More Of.
• Do you live in the South of England? Then join the Wessex Researchers Group.
• Is it November? Then NaJoPoMo!
• In fact, why not look around anywhere from my Links  pages?

And Finally...

Hello, this is the user page for Matt Sprack, or Bluebottle. I'm sorry if I am not in at the moment, but please click on a conversation below and leave your name and a message, and I'll contact you as soon as possible. BEEP!⁴

Latest Messages

Conversations

Subscriptions

Friends

• bobstafford
• CountSpracula
• Create: endeavours in reading, writing, rhythm, blues, art, photography, and biscuits.
• Dmitri Gheorgheni, Post Editor
• Florida Sailor All is well with the world

See all Friends

Followers

• J'au-æmne
• 2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side...
• Amy Pawloski, aka 'paper lady'--'Mufflewhump'?!? click here to find out... (ACE)
• Aurora
• Beeblefish

See all Followers

Bookmarks

• The 9th Legion And The Lost Eagle

See all Bookmarks