The Dead Cat Society
NO 2 THE IMPERIALISTIC WAR
The Dead Cat Society rejects the current war on the people of Afganistan as it is an oppressive act of a dominating capitalist greysuit power against a starving people. We are anti-war but pro-revolution, the only way for the people of afganistan to be free to party is if they have a popular uprising which we thus incorage.
PARTY 4 FREEDOM
INTRO
Founded in 18321 the Dead Cat Society was set up in orrder to give people who appresiated the sutle art of reality manipulation a chance to gather around the warm glow of a dieing paradox and lament the non-death of hyperpeanut.
Its role has greatly expanded since and with the printing of The Dead Cat Transreality Discorce2 which is said to be one of the greatest philosophical texts this century has produced,it has be come instatutionally transendent and is now a phenomenom that has infulenced many disaplines (from neopunk mindsurgury to applied post cyanarky)
The Dead Cat Society endorces Discordianism and the Worship of Eris eternal but you do not have to be a discordian to be a member indeed all religious dominations are welcome (though some will be more at home then others).Agnostics are taken to one side and told to make there bloody minds up.Athesists are wecomed in with comforting arms.For all Gods and Goddess (even the Athesists non-god) are aspects of general vale awarness.All races, ages and sexs are welcomed the only people who are truly barred are aplogists for Hyperpeanut and readers of the sun tabliod 'newspaper'
Joining The Dead Cat Society
To join the D.C.S all you have to do is declare your self a member This put no onus on you to do any thing ever but it is good to tell others you are a regal asosate of the D.C.S and if you like you can speek with athoritoury on any subjet
The Dead Cat Transreality Discorse
The dead cat Transreality discorce arose from the ashes of postironicdiscordianism3, which had suffered hevally from dogmatic aplication.The dead cat Transreality discorse was (and still is) a phenominal text of biblical magnitude.
Starting with the vale atributation through interaction theory4,it reavaluates other 'spirtual' and philosophic threorys from Urisinology through Logical positivism to Zen showing them in a new light5 that makes you realize that the conclutions you thought arose out of your convictions are in fact quite the reverse.
ORRDER
Orrder is the sweet solvent apon which I am hooked,It burns away my sence of adventure,it sucks away my life replacing it with mundane statisfaction and leaving the putrid smell of regret.
EVERYTHING CHANGES EVERY THING STAYS THE SAME.
Disorder is the pill which sends me spining from mundanity head first into the deep end of creativity.Nothing is beyond my grasp. I am superman I am God I am every thing!
=>hail ERIS<=
Give praize to the disfunctional,for in it is the link which holds us all togeather the link which shows us that we are no tiny isolated indeviduals but are in fact part of the allmighty f**k up that is the univerce.
LIFE IS A BIG PEACE OF CHEESE(man)
People 4 peaceUtopia CafeHyperdiscordiaDead CatsA juvenile pageThe meaning of lifeFax your MP
By the graze of Goddess let us be as one with a tart
Hail Eris
All Hail Discordia
Hyperpeanut
The nondeath of Hyperpeanut
Reports of the death of Hyperpeanut have been greatly extravigated.Hyperpeanut is still very much alive.The true hooror of the alive status of Hyperpeanut can only be apresiated by the enlightened, the caual observer who is unawere of the matrix of imposed vales will not apresate the underlying harrowing nature of Hyperpeanut as a nondefinable variation on a theme
there is only one solution to this state of afiars.
KILL HYPERPEANUT
Every mentaly able man, woman and child must bear there pyscic arms and join the fight against Hyperpeanut. Love is not enough.Hate is not enough.The only emotion that can defet Hyperpeanut is the will to the undefined. This emosion can be acsessed through the peinal gland (please dial cearfully and get the bill payers permission).Once this maline emotion has been activated war is on.It is surly only time before we are large in number so we might be strong enough to kill Hyperpeanut.
To Feline Postmortum
To Vale Atributation
And To The 5 Way!
JOIN THE INSURGENT FORCES OF
THE ZAPHODISTA ARMY
OF CYBERNAUTIC LIBERATION.
THE REVOLUTION WILL NOT BE TELE-TUBBIED.
THE REVOLUTION WILL NOT BE PRE-EMPTIVELY MODERATED.
THE REVOLUTION WILL NOT NEED A DISCLAIMER.
THE R*************N WILL NOT BE HIDDEN BENEATH ASTERISKS.
THE REVOLUTION WILL BE ANNOUNCED IN ALL LANGUAGES.
YOU WILL BE RESPONSIBLE FOR COOKING THE REVOLUTION, BECAUSE IT WILL NOT BE PRE-DIGESTED FOR YOU.
VIVA ZAPHODA!
Zaphodista Army of Cybernautic LiberationRANDOM CAHOS
Ohh please wont you come and play with me for i live by the sea and i have the power to harness the allmighty forces that most of you dont even know about 'cus you think you are safe in your little brick houses crying nooo noooo I do not know who I am!
The little slices of F are not the little slices of G for G and F are not equivilent they are diobolical and triandentical but not becuase they owe any thing to the sly one with the noice they amitt being such a pinical of existance and all!
Ahhh please please dont do that you know that I am a delicate little flower who can not take the pressure of red and white trains that arive on time though not through the usallwall meathod.
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