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Years of frustration at an end!
Afgncaap5 Started conversation Mar 14, 2004
I just figured out why I could never get Inform source codes to compile correctly! I always got library files from the same place, and they were corrupted everytime! Ha ha ha.
Now then, I'm going to go wreak massive violence, mischief and mayhem on the owners of a certain website. Later!
Years of frustration at an end!
Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde Posted Mar 14, 2004
Herrrmmm...
Years of frustration at an end!
NYC Student - The innocent looking one =P Posted Mar 14, 2004
I'm sorry, but Mayhem is an official label, and you now owe us about $16,000 in royalty and licensing fees, according to the bylaws of our publisher: Mayhem, Inc.
Have a nice day!
Years of frustration at an end!
Afgncaap5 Posted Mar 14, 2004
Sorry to *YOU*, NYC, as Mayhem is owned by you, NYC, and you are an employee of STUMPED, and if you'll read the STUMPED contract, then STUMPED has first dibs on all your copyrights and trademarks. Due to the licensing agreement between CLI and STUMPED which allows STUMPED to continue to purchase CLI technologies despite their frequent attacks on us, we are allowed access to various trademarks and copyrights. You now owe us $700 for causing us to waste an hour (well, more like 30 seconds that rounded up to an hour) with our expensive lawyers.
And since CLI has your STUMPED number on record, we'll just take it out of your account directly.
Thank you, and please remember to visit CLI for all of your further future needs.
CLI-Where explosions build character!
Years of frustration at an end!
NYC Student - The innocent looking one =P Posted Mar 14, 2004
Yes, but you were not acting on behalf of CLI when you have wrought Mayhem on your victims. Futhermore, while NYC may be founder of Mayhem, Inc., Mayhem is not a subsidiary of STUMPED but instead its own legal entity and publicly traded firm. Just because we also have a contract with STUMPED - written by NYC himself - doesn't mean we ARE STUMPED. As such, you're still held by our fees, plus a $1200 consulting fee to have this all explained to you. If you do not comply, we will be forced to call a collection agency - billed to you - for the amount.
Mayhem, Inc. - Because you know you want to.
Years of frustration at an end!
Afgncaap5 Posted Mar 14, 2004
"Have" wrought? Oh, so I've already done the wroughtting on them now, have I? Sorry, but you need to check with your lawyers again. I'm not exactly in a part of the Galaxy where you can be arrested for crimes that you've not committed. Even with the most ridiculous interpretations of things such as the Patriot Act and other terrifying laws, I'm still well in the clear from anything like a conspiracy charge.
And for the record, I neither requested consulting, nor was the information 100% correct. You can't just give me an undercooked pizza and then expect me to give you payment and tip if I didn't order it, that's your fault for being careless with your wares.
Furthermore, this harrassing over your legal concerns has already interrupted my busy schedule of treasure hunting and science. I believe that I've already missed the alignment of two particular stars down the street that would've opened up the chamber of an alien communication device. Don't make me miss something else in this matter, or I'll sue you for the estimated worth of the treasure trove.
Years of frustration at an end!
NYC Student - The innocent looking one =P Posted Mar 14, 2004
Thanks to the bylaws of our publisher, you invoke our royalty fees merely by publicly stating your intention to wreak Mayhem, but as you have not actually wrought it yet, we feel obliged to take off $250 of the fees. However, if you ever do, in fact, wreak Mayhem, those $250 will come back. You can try and sue us, but villainy brings with it some very, very good lawyers.
Years of frustration at an end!
Afgncaap5 Posted Mar 14, 2004
You know nothing of good lawyers. The government currently pays CLI for the chemicals we dropped off at Butterfly Bay. We know how to get good lawyers.
And besides, while I'm not a supervillain now, I *was* in the past. Never forget that.
Years of frustration at an end!
NYC Student - The innocent looking one =P Posted Mar 16, 2004
Yeah, too bad ya still ain't. To bad I'm already fighting you, or I'd challenge you to another fight.
Years of frustration at an end!
Afgncaap5 Posted Mar 16, 2004
You don't just "forget" how to get good lawyers after being a supervillain. It's like riding a bike.
And no reason that we can't have another fight right here and now. Good, friendly sparring matches (and bloody, titanic battles) have long and rich histories on hootoo.
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Years of frustration at an end!
- 1: Afgncaap5 (Mar 14, 2004)
- 2: Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde (Mar 14, 2004)
- 3: NYC Student - The innocent looking one =P (Mar 14, 2004)
- 4: Afgncaap5 (Mar 14, 2004)
- 5: NYC Student - The innocent looking one =P (Mar 14, 2004)
- 6: Afgncaap5 (Mar 14, 2004)
- 7: NYC Student - The innocent looking one =P (Mar 14, 2004)
- 8: Afgncaap5 (Mar 14, 2004)
- 9: NYC Student - The innocent looking one =P (Mar 16, 2004)
- 10: Afgncaap5 (Mar 16, 2004)
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