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Computer Licensing

Post 1

Good Doctor Zomnker (This must be Tuesday," said GDZ to himself, sinking low over his Dr. Pepper, "I never could get the hang of Tuesdays.")

Can we institute a Computer Users Licensing program? Basic requirements would be:

1. Must have knowledge of the difference between a CD tray and a cup holder.
2. Must know that the search bar is not the same as the address bar in any browser.
3. Knowing that the monitor is not the computer and the computer is not the modem.
4. Must know that you do not download programs from a CD or DVD, you install them.


Computer Licensing

Post 2

Mr. Dreadful - But really I'm not actually your friend, but I am...

I think this is a great idea...

Another possible requirement would be:
Knowing that the base unit is neither the hard drive nor the CPU and that both are contained within.


Computer Licensing

Post 3

Good Doctor Zomnker (This must be Tuesday," said GDZ to himself, sinking low over his Dr. Pepper, "I never could get the hang of Tuesdays.")

There are many more requirements, the ones I listed are non-negotiable.


Computer Licensing

Post 4

Hypatia

Error messages are not "oracles". smiley - sigh


Computer Licensing

Post 5

Mr. Dreadful - But really I'm not actually your friend, but I am...

Repeatedly clicking an icon will not make the program start any faster.


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