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FruitCake

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Good Doctor Zomnker (This must be Tuesday," said GDZ to himself, sinking low over his Dr. Pepper, "I never could get the hang of Tuesdays.")

Around the end of the earth year there is a holiday called Christmas. This season is a time of giving and most people actually like what they recieve, even the ones with digital watches. There are many people who absolutely do not like what they recieve and the reason for this is that they recieved what is called a FRUITCAKE.

Now, there is nothing inherently wrong with the fruitcake itself, a minority of the population likes fruitcake so much that they give these fruitcakes to people that do not like fruitcake. These people in turn give it to someone else who more than likely does not like fruitcake and so on, and so on. This constant recycling of fruitcake has made them extremely hard and very unpopular.


FruitCake

Post 2

Imaldris

I have actually heard that no one at all on Earth likes fruitcake. i have also heard that there are no recipes to make fruit cake anymore and all these fruitcakes that you hear about are of the 100 great fruit cakes made in antiquity. We just pass them around like a really terribly long and tedious game of hot potatoe......The curse is upon us.


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