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mars bar cake AKA whoah-HO-HOAW!! choc-o-rama!!

Post 1

an apple tree

you will need -
block o copha
rice bubbles
coconut
cocoa
icing sugar
2-3 mars bars

do this -
whack together the melted copha, rice bubbles, coconut, cocoa and icing sugar to make the ever-popular chocolate crackle mixture. scoop this mixture into a pan or cake tin or cassarole dish or the cats food bowl, if you're a student. smooth it over and pop it in the fridge.
whilst the chocolus cracklis is setting, slap a saucepan on the stove and melt down your mars bars. you will discover that not only do these morsels aquire a whole new texture, but the flavour becomes quite unique and dastardly tasty.
once you've done a little work on the viscousity of the mars bars, spread em on the crackles and pop the whole shebang back in the fridge.
upon the setting of this entire debarkle yell things like "HERE COMES SOME GOOD LOVIN!!" and "wushi! wushi!" then put on some bjork and jump on in


mars bar cake AKA whoah-HO-HOAW!! choc-o-rama!!

Post 2

Classic Krissy

WhhhhHOOOF that sounds like whip-diddlin' fun and some good eatin's!! smiley - smiley

Tell me though, what is "copha"?


mars bar cake AKA whoah-HO-HOAW!! choc-o-rama!!

Post 3

beetle, return of

Sounded to me like a small sheep.


mars bar cake AKA whoah-HO-HOAW!! choc-o-rama!!

Post 4

beetle, return of

Oh, and bjork...

Very good choice. Ahem...

"it's oh so quiet, shhh shhh...


mars bar cake AKA whoah-HO-HOAW!! choc-o-rama!!

Post 5

bubster

lard


mars bar cake AKA whoah-HO-HOAW!! choc-o-rama!!

Post 6

beetle, return of

Wooly lard?


mars bar cake AKA whoah-HO-HOAW!! choc-o-rama!!

Post 7

an apple tree

pigeon lard


mars bar cake AKA whoah-HO-HOAW!! choc-o-rama!!

Post 8

Classic Krissy

Made with fresh pigeons?


mars bar cake AKA whoah-HO-HOAW!! choc-o-rama!!

Post 9

bubster

Only ze best for madame...!


mars bar cake AKA whoah-HO-HOAW!! choc-o-rama!!

Post 10

Classic Krissy

*sits around and holds up a menu and sips wine and feels special*


mars bar cake AKA whoah-HO-HOAW!! choc-o-rama!!

Post 11

bubster

Pourquoi êtes vous sentant le spécial, Madame?

Uh, how you zay... why are you feeling ze special, Madame. Zat is not what we mean when we zay 'Hold ze mayo'...



mars bar cake AKA whoah-HO-HOAW!! choc-o-rama!!

Post 12

Classic Krissy

*stops*

*stares hard at bubster*

Um, did you just call me Mayo?


mars bar cake AKA whoah-HO-HOAW!! choc-o-rama!!

Post 13

bubster

That seems highly unlikely, but anything is possible.

Personally, I blame the parents.


mars bar cake AKA whoah-HO-HOAW!! choc-o-rama!!

Post 14

Classic Krissy

If you pay me enough I'll blame them too. heck, I'll blame them for free.

*blames them*


mars bar cake AKA whoah-HO-HOAW!! choc-o-rama!!

Post 15

beetle, return of

*blames the egg*


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