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my first time
an apple tree Started conversation May 4, 2000
i am now familiar with the precise tonal inflections that a person uses when they are about to fire you
suffice to say...it will never happen again
my first time
Classic Krissy Posted May 4, 2000
Unless someone uses those tones to put you off about your surprise birthday party. Then it might happen again. Of course, then you are justifited in punching them in the face... which is often a position of power that I feel good about.
Rat Bastards. I'm tellin' you, scatter glass on the floor 'cause they're gonna come crawlin' in to apologize.
*HUG*
my first time
an apple tree Posted May 5, 2000
glass on floor, AY?
hmmm
maybe i should leave a whole bunch of shoes at the door so that ANYONE who comes in will think 'O..take shoes off..right' and then they'll all CUT THEIR FEET!!!!
AAHAHAHAHAAA!!!!
it's funny cos it's TRUE!
my first time
an apple tree Posted May 8, 2000
it WORKED!!!!
except i forgot to leave the shoes and scatter the glass, but someone SURE did take their shoes off at the door last night
mwahaw!
they'll think Twice next time
my first time
an apple tree Posted May 9, 2000
people look more intersting when they're thinking
*whips up a video camera*
my first time
Classic Krissy Posted May 9, 2000
*does a handy little soft shoe for the camera and sings Way Down Upon the Swanee River*
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