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the fish are strong and healthy
an apple tree Started conversation Mar 2, 2000
i LOVE! being able to feel reeeeeally good just because a friend gave me a new set of strings and i went to the store and bought some milk.
i don't even Drink milk!
that's how craaaazy it is round these parts!
eeehoor eehoor! gloog gloog gloog!
the fish are strong and healthy
beetle, return of Posted Mar 2, 2000
Top 5 uses of new string...
Flogging small animals
Recreating historical battles
Putting out very tiny fires
Building an underground lair complete with wet bar
And, of course.....
Knitting them into a car and driving to miami!!!
the list is strong and healthy
an apple tree Posted Mar 5, 2000
i would like you to know that i shall be printing this list, mulitple times, distributing it to the wider public and applying it's uses where and when ever possible
feel free to incorperate comments on the narrower public and their lack of resources if you should so choose to respond to this response
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