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Post 1

an apple tree

*slowly re-establishing my personality


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Post 2

beetle, return of

What was wrong with the old one?


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Post 3

an apple tree

i'm quite partial to the old one
it just did a bit of a dissappearing thingy for a while
it gets off on that sort of thing
you should have seen the amounts of drool i had to wipe up
it was repulsive


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Post 4

what you know as km

Wait.

Your alternative personality DROOLS?


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Post 5

beetle, return of

What's wrong with that?


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Post 6

what you know as km

Well nothing technically. I just thought that imagined personalities were meant to be tidy.


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Post 7

an apple tree

it is neither an imagined nor alternative. it is the Actual one that i've not seen in some time


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Post 8

beetle, return of

Did you look under the bed? I lose things there all the time.


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Post 9

an apple tree

i didn't look at ALL. i didn't even realise it was gone until i....did. i'm coaxing it back with cherry pie and kandy floss


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Post 10

beetle, return of

kandy floss?


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Post 11

an apple tree

FINALLY! a product that brings sugar and dental hygene together


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Post 12

beetle, return of

Isn't that kind of self defeating?


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Post 13

an apple tree

pointless product, you say?
well it will be a FIRST!


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Post 14

beetle, return of

well, first today, perhaps.


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