This is a Journal entry by an apple tree
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an apple tree Started conversation Dec 8, 1999
i received a letter Requesting paintings for an exhibition
REQUEST
they REQUESTED me
the exhibition will be Something Something 2000 (haHAR!)
*tingling*
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Classic Krissy Posted Dec 8, 1999
*singing the Congratulations Oh Marvelous and Talented Tree song*
Oh you marvelous and talented tree
A painting request was made of thee
They saw your greatness
They loved your weightness
Now you can go on a drunken spree!
*chorus*
Oh tree! Oi tree!
Oh tree! Oi tree!
Oh tree! Oi tree!
Oh tree! Oi tree!
*repeat chorus several thousand times to accompanying harps and heavenly trumpets*
CONGRATUMALATIONS YOU FANTABULOUS GIRL! You simply MUST remember me when you are very very rich! 
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an apple tree Posted Dec 9, 1999
stoopid..21..legal age..thing of..stoopid country...where i...am..right now
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Classic Krissy Posted Dec 10, 1999
Are you in MY country now? Because if you are I might just have to dance with joy.
Are you coming to Chicago? Could I get you to come to Chicago??
What about if I offered sweets and make kissing noises and said heeeeeerrre tree tree treeeee...heeeeeerrree tree tree treeeeeee.....?
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what you know as km Posted Dec 11, 1999
In public?
...really have to tell you what'd happen?
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what you know as km Posted Dec 12, 1999
Christmas would come two weeks sooner, that's what.
Duh.
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Classic Krissy Posted Dec 12, 1999
*rushing outside* HHHHHHEEEEEEERRREEEE TREEE TREEE TREEEEEEE!!!
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