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an apple tree Started conversation Dec 5, 1999
i have, for a whole week now, been tirelessly searching, in the hope, that i can locate, that rarest of rarities, that white jewel of the west, full-cream cow's milk. i fear, however, that i may be working tirelessly, in vein, as just today, i spotted something which leads me to believe that the last of the full-cream cow's milk, has been wiped out, by greater, eviler and much much wronger forces. that's right, i was making my way through well lit aisle after well lit aisle when all of a sudden it grew cold, and the light grew paler and i stumbled upon......LOW FAT TOFU!!!! and a deathly blow it doth deal! gnaack!1
i lay here now, pale and weak, clutching to the slim hope that enough baja picante doritos may bring me back to full health....but it may already be....too late....
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beetle, return of Posted Dec 7, 1999
*runs in with a pint of cream and a cookie*
Will this help?
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Spartus Posted Dec 7, 1999
I think it's called Brogiuere's or something. Comes in glass bottles. So much fat it could KILL you by looking at it. Farmer's Markets tend to carry it. 
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Classic Krissy Posted Dec 8, 1999
*races in with fries and ketchup*
tree? TREE? *shaking her* DO YOU NEED A HAMBURGER!?
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Classic Krissy Posted Dec 9, 1999
No no no. This won't do at all. It's hardly been cooked!
*begins to slice and dice the aardvark for the cat*
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an apple tree Posted Dec 9, 1999
i could USE that aadvark! for the plumbing business i am on the brink of opening... COME BAAAAAACK!!!!!
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Classic Krissy Posted Dec 10, 1999
Next on the 10:00 news: Tree is apparently suffering an aardvark shortage as she attempts to open a new plumbing business.
WHEAT buy it now.
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beetle, return of Posted Dec 11, 1999
*jumps up and down pointing*
See? See? Ack! It's the fuzz!
*turns into a turnip*
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Classic Krissy Posted Dec 11, 1999
oh that's your answer for everything.
*runs very fast*
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- 1: an apple tree (Dec 5, 1999)
- 2: beetle, return of (Dec 7, 1999)
- 3: an apple tree (Dec 7, 1999)
- 4: beetle, return of (Dec 7, 1999)
- 5: Spartus (Dec 7, 1999)
- 6: an apple tree (Dec 8, 1999)
- 7: Classic Krissy (Dec 8, 1999)
- 8: Spartus (Dec 8, 1999)
- 9: beetle, return of (Dec 8, 1999)
- 10: Classic Krissy (Dec 9, 1999)
- 11: an apple tree (Dec 9, 1999)
- 12: Classic Krissy (Dec 10, 1999)
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- 14: Classic Krissy (Dec 10, 1999)
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- 16: Classic Krissy (Dec 11, 1999)
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