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Deep Psychosexual Trauma
Awix Started conversation Apr 19, 2003
Hmm, well, got up this morning, had something to eat, checked the post (my tickets for next month's SFX convention have come through - I'll be near the front of any autograph queue I care to join - so it's a pity I don't care about or have never heard of any of the guests, except for Christopher Lee, who I suspect won't be signing), had a look at the paper...
...and the photo on the front of the TV guide caught my attention. Long, lustrous, brunette hair, long eyelashes, full pouting lips. Mmmm, hel-lo, I thought to myself, I wonder who that can be?
Turned out to be Pete Burns, the ageing Scouse disco-punk rocker. The fact he's an old friend of my old friend Joe Twohey does not make me feel in any way more comfortable.
Really should get out more.
Deep Psychosexual Trauma
Boots Posted Apr 19, 2003
Not good. 'bad' psycho should be locked up for doing things like that. Not sure why your postings keep popping up on my space but is very cool and they make me smile.
Have serious verging on terminal self inflicted ailment which will not get better despite boots (chemist variety) banquet until tomorrow. Tried to write today but had problem seeing screen let alone keyboard. Tried watching 'on the waterfront' but had similar problems with screen and remote control. Tried talking. Failed. Think bed is best remedy. Apparantly walked round local late night supermarket in builders hard hat, neon 'don't knock me down traffic' jacket, two left handed gardening gloves, and waving one pink flipper at offended customers. Have no recall. Will resume lent tomorrow.
Take care boots
PS I won! Football 66 (germany) latex for virgins (johnny) Elvis on holiday (Blue Hawaii)
night night
Deep Psychosexual Trauma
Awix Posted Apr 20, 2003
Ah, that'll be cos you've got me down on your Friends list, so all my journal entries get flagged up for your - was going to say enjoyment - attention.
Nice to see you're maintianing that stranglehold on reality. If all the stuff at the end is to do with the competition, I'm afraid Shazz beat you to it (and got the right answer too).
sorry an' all...
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