h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Right, tell you what again. Reefgirl, if you set it up, would I be able to edit it?

Resistance against Hematite is Futile. I have created an Entire Hematite Wing. HEMATITE IS OUR LEADER! RUN ALL ENEMIES OF HEMATITE, RUN LIKE THE INFEDELS YOU ARE!

Sorry Nuge but with all the trouble I've been in this weekend I withdraw from Clique sorry but I'm keeping a low profile, I may rejoin later but for now find yourself another witch

No! Don't leave! What's been happening that's wrong?

It seems my opinions have annoyed people

You haven't annoyed me- You're cool! Really, without you, we wouldn't be the organisation we are- We'd only have 4 members- And you know what they say- 5's a secret organisation! I know for a fact I annoy more people than you ever could just by being here!

I know I haven't annoyed you but as an ACE in this organisation I have to be careful, I'll give it a couple of months and see how things lie and maybe I'll be back

pleased to meet you and please be my head of security it's really getting hard to control the mass of protesters. It's really amazing what length hippes go too, to stop an advance in technologycome to the break room later for a wee drink. By the way the tree founding members of the Clique are irish.It is very true that you will hardly ever find a sober irish man

Why not

Well here starts a long and complicated journey on Irish male perception of alcohol.As my friend mcgax will tell you a pint basicly represents all thats wrong with the world....ssssssssssssoooooooooo you have to drink it to get rid of it.But low and behold another Pint of the black is in front of you so you drink it.....and by this time the hole world is funelled through rose coloured glasses and all is right with the world so why not drink and be merry....and pissed.

Oh and on the Rodger Ramjet front thank god somone else remembers him...I thought I was making him up.Not that voices I hear lie to me......the happy leprechaun on my shoulder tells me to bur things

Sorry the leprechaun tells me to burn things not bur them

How many have you had so far today and are you still in the army All I remember of Roger Ramjet was he was a square jawed all American superhero and the theme song was to the tune of Yankee Doodle

I'm attempting to sober up Any way I did one tour and f****d off home. To tell you the truth the blue helmet just didn't match my eyes

Ahh Peacekeeping duties I take it, I work in a military hospital

I remember Roger Ramjet too, but only vaguely. Anyway, Reefgirl, why the low profile anyway?

I upset people this weekend, so I'm trying to stay out of their way

Who?

I'm not naming names, not on here anyway, people lurk you know

Okay, but I'll find out, don't worry! Then they'll be in trouble. Any problems with Clique management in your opinion?

Yeah they'll get such a verbal arse kicking they won't know where to show their........... sentences?

Espicially when the small BUT EXTREMELY EFFICIANT,AT LEAST THAT IS WHAT MY SEARGENT TOLD ME TO TELL PEOPLE,IRISH ARMY shows up.