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From the irish star 15-02-2005:

Phoenix Ath 2 - 0 Conwell Rovers

"Just two minutes had elapsed when Gareth Pepper whipped in a fine cross from the left and Synott was in the perfect position eight yards out to divert the ball past the outstretched left hand of rovers keeper Duncan Jones"
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"And this hope was dashed further with 20 minutes to go when man of the match Lawlor hit a smashing volley from a half cleared corner past Jones after a long period of dominance. They had tested Jones time and again before lawlor's strike and Byrne had a volley sail over the crossbar before a shot from Pepper hit the luckless stopper full in the face on 70 minutes. The brave keeper needed lengthly attention before play resumed, but it was just a brief respite for the visitors as Lawlor went on to seal the points for Phoenix".

Some slight innacuracy - my patented face-save actually occured at the end of the first half....

Maybe you were concussed and don't remember which half was which. Was the article written by someone on your team - it sounds rather fulsome?

It hasn't influnced Google yet - the first page is mostly about some rugby player

I don't think that the Irish Star is online...now I think of it, I did my patented face-save not once but twice