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Dad that photo you are sending to terri isnt the one of me at my computer is it

ME!!! I am totally innocent of all charges!! How did you know?




Dad

Do you HAVE to upset MY DAUGHTER Stephen ????? Don't YOU DARE !!!! He won't do it Kylie ,he wouldn't DARE !!! Much Love Baby,from Mam xxxxxxxxxxx

Yes i cant believe he sent terri that photo of me mam.As that photo does me no justice(its 1 of those photoes that you BURN)hahahah.I got your mail this morning and im sorry to be a nagging pain in the rear end but mam you forgot to add something that i asked for.hehahehahehaheha.And no dad we are not going to tell you what we are talking about so just go and sit yourself back down have yourself a and relex>And on that note i shall be of to harvey normans as we are going to look and maybe bye a new BIG television.xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Hi Precious Daughter of mine xxxx I'll check the mail again pet and make sure I do send you the relevant information xxxx Don't worry OK ?Enjoy your day xxxxxxxxxxx Much Love Mam xxxxxxxxxx STEPHEN I can't believe you've done that !!!!!Are you wanting to die young ????? See you sooner than you'd like MY MAN !!! x

Hey You Two!!! Only the good die young, so I have long passed that chance...

I am going to enjoy my last few SECONDS of freedom, and go out and............Just what does an old geezer do with his freedomm these days?????




Dad and Stephen...One and the same!!!

Well you better make sure you leave your pin number and whatever money you have left on the table before you leave to enjoy your last few seconds of freedom.ing all the way to the bank i am. oh wrong daughter im not Jodi

...Kylie, that Plasma TV will look good in my lounge room...!!!
I posted a message to Hati 5 and you are most welcome to visit her ps and join her group...



Dad

P.S. Please tell YOUR Mam in Blackpool to stop picking on me!!!..You know how sensitive I am!!!

the tv may look good in your lounge room but it will look better in mine and i dont think it would fit in your cell also i saw your mail to hati5 thanks and i also mailed mam tonight

I Want To break Freeeee!!!



Dad in his Prison Clobber, Cell 1951, Level 2, Long Bay Gaol

Thankyou Precious Daughter for your mail xxxx I have replied xxxx Hope all is well Kylie ? Espiecally the new TV etc etc ,bet it's posh xxxxx Much Love to You and the Family xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx Special Kisses to the Babies X X....Stephen don't be silly HOW can you break free with a ball and chain around your ankle ??? Ignore him My Daughter....he gets dramatic when he's being ignored BLESS !!!! xxxxx

Hey dad just letting you know that if you go into my conversations you will see that i have joined a new thread called what makes you fall asleep and when i saw it i replyed with my dad chewing my ear of over the phone hahahahah i deliberatley wrote that because i know sometimes that you go into my space so hahahahahahahh to you

hahaha..in that case I have just been on a spending spree!! I spent $109 at Woolies!!!

Dad

Well dont spend all your money in the one shop hahahahah we went grocery sopping today at woolies and it cost us $200 and thats cheap for us as we stocked up on nappies and formula last week.........and i just sent mam another book.Im going to bed now as im falling asleep at the computer

Hello Kylie xxxxxxx. With you being busy with your preparations to move soon, you mentioned on the phone that you had packed away most of your things. When I come to visit on the weekend I was thinking of us all going to the Champion Pub on Saturday night and having tea there as their meals are excellent..... They allow children in, so Amber and Lola can come too. Unless you and Ricky want to go for a slap on the pokies..hahaaha. Naturally, I will pay for everything so you don't have to worry about that...

Love Always

Dad xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Hello Kylie.....Just letting you know that I am fine now, and all is According to the doctors at the hospital, I need to slow down with work, sleep more, and improve my diet. On the other hand, they also said that for a 56 year old, well almost, I am in excellent health, being happy and full of good cheer and humour, so they are not ready to cart me off just yet...

with your work today, and I hope Ricky is able to cope.....


Always

Dad