h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Not Sure What To Write

(to the tune of "won't get fooled again")


I really don't have a clue,
No not a little bit,
As to what I should write for this episode.
And I'm puzzling over it,
So make a little song,
Ripping off somebody else's tune.

I sit and think about what to put down,
No idea, just sit with a frown,
Then I spot a nice coincidenc-e,
That was quite very bad,
That I had to do that.
I'll just write a stupid song.
I'm not sure what to write.

I guess I'll have to sit,
And make this up quickly,
While listening to The Who to get the timing.
Doo-bee-doo-bee-doo-bee-doo.
Doo-bee-doo-bee-doo-bee-doo.
Doo-doo-doo-bee-doo-bee-doo-bee-doo-dee-dum.

I sit and think about what to put down,
No idea, just sit with a frown,
Then I spot a nice coincidenc-ee,
That was quite very bad,
That I had to do that.
I'll just write a stupid song.
I'm not sure what to write.
No no.

I just sit and cogitate for a while,
Then work out what I will put down.
Oh dear it appears that this doesn't rhyme,
And in some places doesn't fit with the time. (hey, that did rhyme!)

I have run out of Ideas.
Doo-bee-doo-bee-doo-bee-doo.
Doo-doo-doo-bee-doo-bee-doo-bee-doo-dee-dum.
Doo-bee-doo-bee-doo-bee-doo.
Doo-bee-doo-bee-doo-bee-doo.
Doo-doo-doo-bee-doo-bee-doo-bee-doo-dee-dum.

I sit and think about what to put down,
No idea, just sit with a frown,
Then I spot a nice coincidenc-ee,
That was quite very bad,
That I had to do that.
I'll just write a stupid song.
I'm not sure what to write.
Not sure what to write.
No no.

Doo-bee-doo-doo.
Doo-bee-doo-doo.




I think it could go to number 1.

It would help if I knew the tune to that song...

Just trust me, it almost fits.