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Nick Rambles Muchly - episode 6
Sceptical Nick - Just because I'm paranoid doesn't mean they're NOT out to get me. Started conversation Feb 20, 2008
An ant farting is the quietest sound in nature. No, really it is.
The loudest sound in nature is debatable. It is either an elephant exploding after dying from nitrogen-enduced hypoxia then having it's orifices sealed (duck tape works well for this), or a classic rock concert, depending on whether you think people are part of nature (they are really, I mean they evolved from squiggly things and those were natural, so why aren't people).
Remember, wear ear protection when in the vicinity of any legendary rock group (Led Zeppelin, Motorhead, Aerosmith, Jethro Tull, Queen, Velvet Revolver, etc.), and if at first you don't succeed, try again with duck tape.
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Nick Rambles Muchly - episode 6
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