h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

all the rest... tho not many to begin with... are gone...

well... i guess that's that.

Que?

awww... was just feeling sorry for myself...

all good now

tha's good
I've been doing something similar recently.

oh no!

i'm doing it again!!

ohhhhh

thank you crazyhorse!

Aww, cheer up love

<space.
ohhhhhh

thank you too T.B.

it's a battle but i finally have the tools acause of my counselor so i am holding my own...

but very nice to have some repartee too

makes the going smoother

I suspect you'll find someone before I do, and that's probably a good thing as I'm an atrocious boyfriend. Also the woman I want lives a few hundred miles away.

an atrocious boyfriend? how so?
...like inconsiderate, a selfish lover, a slob? rude crude and socially unacceptable? insensitive? disrespectful?

or is it just that you have the gall to live 300 miles away from your sweetie?
shame on you!

>>a selfish lover

Oh most definitely not, in fact quite the opposite

I tend to be very bad at communication. I also sometimes take my partner for granted. Oh and yes I can be a bit of a slob and act a bit crudely. However I can cook quite well and as mentioned befoer I'm an unselfish lover.

looks around at the gallery and asks... did he mention he was an unselfish lover? i didn't quite get that... perhaps i should reiterate my question or make it clearer so he answers in such a way that there is no doubt as to his answer?

i find it very difficult to believe that you TB are 'very bad at communication.'

i don't myself understand how anyone could take a partner, in the strictest sense of the word, for granted... i do understand getting used to devotion from a buddy or friend... is that the same thing?

slobbishness and crudity are actually kinda funny as long as you don't hack a lugie onto my roses to remain suspended swinging beneath the roseate bloom or fart in a very enclosed space that also encloses me.

you cook?

man, apart from the taking for grantedness i dont really see justifying 'atrocious' as a description of your boyfriendableness...

of course, it has already been established that i am desperate... so my opinion probably is skewed...

I am obscenely bad at communication. I will rarely phone someone, as I don't like talking on the phone, loath would actually be a better word, and even if I intend to phone someone I'll often subconsciously put it off until it's too late so that I don't have to.

I recently sent someone a letter, it was the first letter I've sent, proper letter, for over 10 years. This is despite my ex-fiancé buying me a letter writing pack of paper, pen and envelopes and telling me to send her letters while she was away at university.

I'll honestly intend to do the phone calling and letter writing, I just won't actually do it.

Oh, also I'm absolutely crazy about someone, who's name I shan't mention. However I don't think I've told them...well not recently.
Also I'm really insecure and too scared of rejection to go asking women out.

more later but for now...

i bet i know who you are absolutely crazy about!

Probably, I make no particular secret of it. Although I don't know if I'll tell her anytime soon, she doesn't need any more complications in her life.

oh and here i thot i was a supersleuth figuring out who it is!!

what amazes me is this >>> absolutely crazy about someone...However I don't think I've told them <<<
because i can't hide how i feel i mean it just shows.... no words are necessary... its a curse actually... but when i see something i like i just cannot keep the joy out of my face!

so what amazes me is actually ...doesnt it show already to her?

Her mom and sister know, I guess she might know but I don't want to tell her as it'll make things a bit awkward after she tells me she's not even slightly interested in me in that way.

i know you are not asking for advice...
and i realise my opinion right now may be worthless because i am
!! HAVING A NICOTINE FIT !!
but...
i have this for you...

a woman wants a man to come after her...
to want her so bad that he will even brave rejection from the love of his life, her, in order to have her.

i hope i don't start something here that causes you great pain but you do seem desirable...
so clever and witty and kind and alla that an that...
and you can cook

and if you havent already... watch The Princess Bride