h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

This is the headline item from the latest dispach from popbitch.com - the scurrilous e-mail newsletter that breaks all those stories that are considered too dangerous to print (Like Prince Charles' romps with his footman).

WARNING: I've had to asterisk out some 'ucks'

And I swear I didn't know this much about bonobos when I chose my username!

>> Save The Bonobo! <<
Randy f***-monkeys face doom

St Augustine claimed that humans were the only
animals who had sex for pleasure. But he didn't
know about the randy pygmy chimpanzees known
as Bonobos. Much like members of Blue, Bonobos
have sex to alleviate tension, solve arguments,
or simply celebrate a good meal. (The average
copulation lasts 13 seconds). It's not all
straight sex, either. There are gay and lesbian
bonobos (practicing "penis-fencing" and
"genito-genital frotting", respectively). Also,
much like Michael Jackson, the Bonobos enjoy
sex with their young.

Sadly, only 10,000 of the little f***ers are left
in the Congo, and they are now in danger of
extinction. Bonobos are, genetically, humankind's
closest relative: they share 98.5 percent of our
DNA. So in the spirit of kinship, we should help
our f***-monkey cousins. Email [email protected]
if you are willing to adopt a bonobo. (btw you
will have to have sex with it. They like to do
this every 90 minutes. On the plus side, it only
lasts for 13 seconds).

http://www.bonobo.org

Hey, Edward, I get Popbitch as well, and saw this... It's ... But then Popbitch generally are. I am checking out that URL.

Now I'd never have had you down as a Popbitch type!

There is a humour column on the back page of our local paper, and she often cites Popbitch - also ananova and a few other sites she likes. It's hilarious (Ana Samways' column) but sadly not available in the on-line edition...