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Edward the Bonobo - Gone. Started conversation Jan 25, 2007
An oldie but goodie for gthis day, 25th Jan...
Charles Windsor is visiting a hospital. He's shown into a ward, approaches a patient and says,
"Hello. And how long have you been a patient?"
And the guy in the bed says,
"Fair fa' yr honest, sonsie face!"
"Oh, jolly good..." says HRH, somewhat confused and moves to the next bed. "And are you a patient too?"
"O wad some Pow'r the giftie gie us!" comes the reply.
Totally perplexed now he moves onto the next bed.
"Wee cowrin' timrous beastie!" says the patient.
Chuck turns to the hospital official accompanying him.
"I say, I can’t understand a word these chaps are saying. What is this? The psychiatric ward?"
"No," comes the reply, "It’s the Burns unit."
Make sure you celebrate with a spot of Houghmagandie!
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Edward the Bonobo - Gone. Posted Jan 25, 2007
Welll...I guess haggis and spam have pretty much the same ingredients...
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Recumbentman Posted Jan 25, 2007
Had a good haggis with tats & neeps in Rothesay back in Sept 
There once was a Marquess of Bute
Who found himself loaded with loot
So he spent it philandering
With women, meandering
From house to ill house of repute
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zendevil Posted Jan 26, 2007
Well you will be pleased to hear i have been spreading the Queen's Inglish far & wide. I have now taught 4 Belgians, 2 danes, a Finn & a frenchman to say "Jolly good old chap, spiffing, tip-top, smashing!"
Tomorrow's lesson is probably "Good grief! Crumbs! i say, do mind where you are pointing that thing my good fellow."
zdt
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Lucky Llareggub - no more cannibals in our village, we ate the last one yesterday.. Posted Feb 14, 2007
The Duchess of Cornwall is supposed to be "going in" for an op "down there".
Doubtless another Charles von Windsor hospital joke in the pipeline!
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Edward the Bonobo - Gone. Posted Feb 14, 2007
>>"going in" for an op "down there".
Where? Australia?
Have you heard of an Aussie kiss? It's just like a French kiss, only delivered down under.
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Lucky Llareggub - no more cannibals in our village, we ate the last one yesterday.. Posted Feb 14, 2007
That's a good one. I hadn't heard it.
To be fair to Camilla it's an hysterectomy she's down for. Actually it's in quite bad taste for me to make hospital jokes as my sister is having a kidney removed even as we chat. Serious.
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Edward the Bonobo - Gone. Posted Feb 14, 2007
eek! I hope she's got a backup.
I guess the thing about Queen Camilla having a Hizzie in the Hozzie ( (c) Dame Edna) is that Chuck will no longer need to be her tampon...
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Lucky Llareggub - no more cannibals in our village, we ate the last one yesterday.. Posted Feb 14, 2007
Re "eek!" Ed,
Yup, she's ok in that respect. And I'm sure she's in good hands. Cheers!
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- 1: Edward the Bonobo - Gone. (Jan 25, 2007)
- 2: Recumbentman (Jan 25, 2007)
- 3: Edward the Bonobo - Gone. (Jan 25, 2007)
- 4: Recumbentman (Jan 25, 2007)
- 5: zendevil (Jan 26, 2007)
- 6: Lucky Llareggub - no more cannibals in our village, we ate the last one yesterday.. (Feb 14, 2007)
- 7: Edward the Bonobo - Gone. (Feb 14, 2007)
- 8: Lucky Llareggub - no more cannibals in our village, we ate the last one yesterday.. (Feb 14, 2007)
- 9: Edward the Bonobo - Gone. (Feb 14, 2007)
- 10: Recumbentman (Feb 14, 2007)
- 11: Lucky Llareggub - no more cannibals in our village, we ate the last one yesterday.. (Feb 14, 2007)
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