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Magwitch - My name is Mags and I am funky. Started conversation Dec 3, 2013
Seriously, anything I said about the Smurfs 2 game that might have been vaguely complimentary was completely wrong. Sticking pin your eyes and burning matches under your toe nails would be preferable. The game has no redeeming features whatsoever. Apparently there's a story to it, but we just skipped that bit because it was not at all interesting. All barring one level was left to right. The bosses all fought in similar ways and the Smurfs all said the same things over and over again. Even when you got the last Smurf back there was no 'celebration'.
I've played a *lot* of naff games over the years. This has to be the worst one. Ever.
Avoid, avoid, avoid. Even Fight Night 3 was more fun.
*This public information message was brought to by The Smurf Extermination Squad*
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pebblederook-The old guy wearing surfer beads- what does he think he looks like? Posted Dec 3, 2013
Doesn't surprise me. As anyone who has met a live mattress knows, smurf is just frums backwards. And anyone who has seen a Zem fruming knows that you wouldn't ever want to do it backwards.
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2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted Dec 3, 2013
Play the origional Hitchikers textadventure game.... the ending is marvelous... 
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Researcher 14993127 Posted Dec 4, 2013
*leaves some pins and a box of matches for Mags*
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