h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Kentucky roast shark? I think not. Penguins live in icy places, so the is dead. Hah, the can survive to kill Pingu and get rid of him forever. *Evil laugh echoes around space*

* appears over shark*


*shark chases David Tenant around inside the

Right, that's it. I have had enough of this annoying penguin. You refuse me alcohol, you try to destroy the thread, and now you threaten David Tennant. That's the final straw, my young oenguin. You will die!!!

*Peasus leaps into air, and flaps wings violently, creating a snowstorm that will destroy Pingu forever*

Yay snow!

*Pegasus' anger grows. Heat radiates from body and snow melts, leaving Pingu in a puddle of warm water*

Hehe.

*swims away*

Did you forget the ?

*Shark chases Pingu*

The sharks currently nibbling on David Tennants fingers. Mmmm fingers

No, it's not. The shark realised that it could die in the TARDIS with no water, so it escaped, and now it's nibbling your finger.

Oh, wait, that's not a finger...

I need my thumbs!

If you think that the 's nibbling on your thumbs, then you need your eyes testing.

Oh yes, prepare for immense pain...

Die shark!!!!


*Throws at the shark*

* swallows *

All that chasing was making it hot.

It's a not an ice cream!

Same difference. *shrugs*

* gets bored and goes to ice cream van to buy real ice cream*

Do you want anything, Pingu?

New 'finger'!

Settle for a ice cream with sauce?