h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Let me give you a brief summary of what I did yesterday. For those of you in the other thread involving me and girls 2A b c and d this will make slightly, but not significantly more sense.

Well I had my hair trimmed for a start then later that evening I went to a club in which my friend lets call him Dave (though its not his real name) who had a lets call it an encounter with girl a who we shall call eileen (though thats not her real name). Well dave didn't like eileen but eileen liked dave an me in my Drunken depressed jack daniels state of mind told her that. Unfortunatly Dave is violent when drunk so I spent the entire night avoiding him and looking for a ciggarette. This may not seem like much but bear in mind to a teenager love is everything. Well maybe love and alcohol. But that takes eillen off my list for multiple reasons.

Also, girl d likes an idiot, girl c likes a rower and girl b I haven't spoken too in many months.

This morning I woke up, ran a bath (which was cold). the water was crystal clear (yet cold) with a thin layer of froth on the top. I got in, dipped my head under the water and got out. It was jet black, still cold with a grey froth, making it look like something out of titanic meets the apocalypse. My hair spray had run making the water black. Wow I thought to myself. What a perfect metaphor for my life. A cold black bath with grey froth.

You might consider perminate hair color and a few less girl-friends. just a thought. Why the heck would your water br frothy? Sounds yummy.

Lol. Good plan. And the problem is none of them are my girlfriends. If one of them was I wouldn't have a problem.
Permanent hair colour reacts with my shampoo making it run anyway and the froth was bubble bath.

...maybe you could change your shampoo?

sorry to hear none of the girls are working out for you...
next time

Okay... first and most importantly... You Trimmed your Hair??!!!! I am so amused... I had pictured you to be the kind of guy who grows his hair long and plaits bells into the end of it, just to go moshing and cause havoc...

Sounds like you're just biding time until Girl E comes along, dude...

hello there jerms
fancy meeting you here...

... i'm jsut hanging around replying to anything and everything... i'm kinda bored...

Aww.. Don't be bored! Here, read this while I try to catch up on your posts... http://www.willthomas.net/911/Bush/index.htm

(Hey Job, that site's scary in the same way as 'The Corporation'... just FYI. I haven't sent it to you yet, but I'll let you know when I get around to it! )

thanks jerms

...do you really think he was stupid enough to be looking through the binoculars wiht the caps on? ...or was it one of those things where he just forgot and as soon as he looked thgough he realized that he'd forgot and fixed it... but that someone got a pic of his mistake?
...i mean it seems to me that no ones that stupid...
...but then again maybe you shouldn't answer that... i dont want to end up talking politics... i hate doing that.

hmmm.... what to do, what to do....
i know!
*runs to finish off her email to job*

I reckon somebody just managed to catch a lucky snap of him in the couple of seconds before he realised.
I've done the same thing with a digital camera... it was embarrasing because I was fiddling with it for ages before someone pointed out the cap was still on, and everyone around me burst out laughing... but to be fair it wasn't my camera and I couldn't even tell whether it was turned on or not.

I had girl e. Girl e always becomes girl a which is a bit of a problem. I ahve colour intensifying shampoo now as well which might help except my hair aint dyed.

Nah dreadlocks aint my thing. Theyre a bit industrial metal an a bit not as 'gothic' for my liking. Its not much shorter just a bit neater.

Girl F? and have you visited this thread? http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/h2g2/classic/F19585?thread=124799&show=20&skip=7020&lpcr=351.

I think girl f might be pushing my luck a bit. Although girl b/c is pushing my luck a bit.

And yes I have- now that you posted it.