h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Being 8 hours ahead of (most of) you I can tell you you're going to have a miserable hallowe'en. Eggs will be broken, pumpkins will be smashed. Hours of hard work from you or your relatives will be destroyed in sensless acts of vandalism because insensitive teenagers with a distinct lack of compasion and a direct sense of destruction are allowed to roam the streets.


W*****s!

I can't even begin to describe the anger it gives me. I mean nuclear war and famine and poverty are discraceful but this is just a stupid, sensless, deconstructive attack on anti-evil symbolism on a day which isn't meant to bring misery to anyone, just some sweets for little kids and maybe a drinking spree or whatever, by people who will be asking if "you want fries with that" when they're 30. It's like class statement or something. I hate it.

Next year I'm hiding razor blades in my pumpkin skin.

Or else you'll just boredly play computer games and watch a movie.

You never see me play computer games wether it's hallowee'n or not.

hmm.... me neither. not a overly huge fan of comptuer games really.

job, i'm so sorry to hear that your halloween went like that.
as soon as little kids stopped comming to the door i hid our pumpkins out back of the house so they'd be safe. always makes me so mad. on the bright side though at least i havent heard of any smashed light posts at the end of driveways this year.

i hope your next halloween goes better.

Hey, everyday is hallowe'en.

Did I mention some random fer mistook me for a frying pan?

Was he drunk?

No but he tried frying an egg on me.

seriously?

and yes, everyday is halloween.

Well he cracked it on me.


Does that give me an excuse to go round vanadlising peoples houses?

Gives you an excuse to vandalise his.

I'll give you 20 points!

no no no... no vandalizing peoples houses.
unless he lives alone, and so you're not wrecking anyone elses property. and you either make sure you're not seen or wear pink, just so goths dont get a bad name

Erm... I won't be seen either way!

ohhh....well in that case its all alright

You won't catch me dead wearing pink.

*Shoots Job dead and then puts a pink shirt on him.*

*Leaves a magical Death Reversal scroll next to Job's body just so Met won't be mad at him.*

Have you been playing Dungeons and Dragons again?

No, of course not.

*wonders how Job can talk while dead and then reads the scroll quicky so she can bring him back to life*